"and if you can read lips, he just said "oh my gosh", or whatever they say in Provo"

l-o-fucking-l

9/5/2009 10:24:14 PM

DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM

9/5/2009 10:25:05 PM

[Edited on September 5, 2009 at 10:29 PM. Reason : 

9/5/2009 10:25:23 PM

The Mormons are gonna party tonight in Provo. (Translation: Lots of thankful rejoicing and singing) If it gets REALLY crazy, someone might drink something caffeinated.

9/5/2009 10:28:51 PM

9/5/2009 10:37:39 PM

goddamn bama doesnt want to win

9/5/2009 10:39:46 PM

Whoo! Nice smart play to come down on the ball.

9/5/2009 10:39:59 PM

oh lawd, this game's going to end 17-16

9/5/2009 10:40:32 PM

This game is nuts. 'Bama has a 4 to 1 offensive yardage advantage.

Va Tech is being opportunistic and getting a bit lucky...

9/5/2009 10:41:51 PM

I cant believe Bud Foster isnt a HC somewhere... wonder if there is some secret Bowden type deal in place with Beamer

9/5/2009 10:48:23 PM

MD cheerleaders
Cal cheerleaders

9/5/2009 10:50:14 PM

awful awful awful

9/5/2009 11:04:08 PM

guy just made a sick catch against MD. even got interfered with

9/5/2009 11:08:50 PM

and thats game for VT

9/5/2009 11:09:04 PM

RIP ACC

9/5/2009 11:09:34 PM

tech pwnt

stay home

9/5/2009 11:09:38 PM

Does this mean we can fire Swofford now?

9/5/2009 11:10:41 PM

alabama's majorettes

9/5/2009 11:12:05 PM

That was a snapshot of what follows SEC football

9/5/2009 11:13:24 PM

that's a td

9/5/2009 11:20:14 PM

darren evans' injury may be the best thing to happen to VTs offense this year

9/5/2009 11:20:43 PM

lol and magically VT comes right back ..

9/5/2009 11:21:12 PM

hey VT girl with facepaint

9/5/2009 11:22:34 PM

Quote :

"...Freshman Barkley leads USC in rout"

They keep showing this on the bottom line. They're going to suck this guy off all season.

9/5/2009 11:23:31 PM

and there goes VT again

9/5/2009 11:28:01 PM

This bama back is extremely impressive

[Edited on September 5, 2009 at 11:30 PM. Reason : Beer]

9/5/2009 11:29:27 PM

So now this game wants to be a shootout

9/5/2009 11:29:34 PM

haha, that VT girl looks like she gets NASTY

9/5/2009 11:29:49 PM

and there goes the ACC right down the commode again

9/5/2009 11:30:18 PM

I'm cheerin for bama. WE get donuts at work if they win, lol

9/5/2009 11:31:06 PM

ingram's a fucking horse... even if vt scores right now ... they're going to ride him to the victory.

9/5/2009 11:31:20 PM

31-6 Cal over Maryland going into halftime

9/5/2009 11:36:51 PM

have we won a bcs game in a while ?


honestly the MWC has some claim to it :x


I'd take tcu utah etc over most of the acc.

9/5/2009 11:39:44 PM

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/bowls08/bowls?game=orange

9/5/2009 11:41:26 PM

game right thar

9/5/2009 11:43:46 PM

Quote :

"they might as well give the MWC our BCS bid, even the big least can beat 1-AA schools"

9/5/2009 11:44:14 PM

since 2000 ... the ACC has won 1 BCS game ... over a pretty crap Cincinnati team


give it to UTAH


me thinks Richardson is going to be a boss

[Edited on September 5, 2009 at 11:45 PM. Reason : .]

9/5/2009 11:44:44 PM

I'm about to leave for Tallahassee

9/6/2009 12:39:39 PM

Can someone explain why Jim tressell is called "Senator" and why Ok State are called the "Pokies." I know "pokey" rhymes with "okie" for Okie State???

9/6/2009 2:21:04 PM

pokey is gumby's horse

cowboys ride horses

my best guess

9/6/2009 2:26:32 PM

Wait you don't know why Oklahoma State, who are called the cowboys, are also referred to as pokes? You gotta be shitting me. Poke is short for cowpoke, which is another word for cowboy.

Cowpoke - a hired hand who tends cattle and performs other duties on horseback; cowboy, cowhand, cowherd, cowman, cowpuncher, puncher, cattleman


Jim Tressel is called "The Senator" b/c Chris Fowler once proclaimed that he was so popular in Ohio that he could probably run for one of the state's senator spots and win. This is also fitting b/c of his demeanor during games and how he is very diplomatic with reporters.

[Edited on September 6, 2009 at 3:01 PM. Reason : ]

9/6/2009 3:00:54 PM

lol ole miss intercepts memphis, then fumbles the ball at the 5ish ydline and memphis recovers

under review

9/6/2009 3:54:50 PM

jesus, Memphis obviously doesn't believe they can actually score on Ole Miss

you've got two timeouts left and you're moving the ball well, so you just let the clock run out instead?

9/6/2009 5:10:17 PM

if Ole Miss isn't running up the score with 6 sec left, then i dunno who is

(well maybe Air Force winning 72-0 or so yesterday )

[Edited on September 6, 2009 at 6:56 PM. Reason : ]

9/6/2009 6:55:59 PM

started off slow, looked a lot better in the 4th

going to have to get up to the Grove this season

9/6/2009 6:59:23 PM

Say the unthinkable happens and BYU and Boise State are the only two teams left undefeated at the end of the season. Also Florida loses in the SEC Championship game to a 2 loss Bama/LSU/Ole Miss team. Couple that with a 1 to 2-loss USC team (I could see them losing at Cal), and the relatively shittiness of the Big Ten, ACC, and Big East (you know none of those teams are going to go undefeated). Now all of these factors considered, should BYU and Boise State play in the BCS National Championship Game?

9/6/2009 8:15:42 PM

absolutely not.

9/6/2009 8:21:49 PM

Can you elaborate please? I mean BYU would have a pretty big claim to being in the BCSNCG. They would have beaten OU, FSU, TCU, and Utah, who are all pretty stout.

Boise State I could see holding them out of it b/c they only beat Oregon, and didn't really play any other legitimately tough teams.

9/6/2009 8:41:12 PM

Cincinnati is looking STRONG

btw for those of you who werent aware...tonight, we want MIAMI to win the game

9/7/2009 5:49:37 PM

^^an undefeated Boise State left out of the NC game will have no one to blame but their scheduler

and make no mistake, they will get left out even if they run the table

9/7/2009 5:55:53 PM