I'm a zombie. How are you?

[Edited on April 6, 2012 at 9:30 PM. Reason : eek! top o the page!]

4/6/2012 9:29:41 PM

lolol bottombaby is a zombie!! RUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

4/6/2012 9:32:52 PM

bb zombies eat bellybuttons. too short for brains.

4/6/2012 9:35:14 PM

4/6/2012 9:38:10 PM

are you implying that i am white?!

4/6/2012 9:39:38 PM

Yep

4/6/2012 9:41:03 PM

My top boob is all exposed.

4/6/2012 9:41:47 PM

O HAI ELISE!!!

4/6/2012 9:42:13 PM

unfortunately, i am not drunk and/or tipsy, so i am immune to your top bewb.

4/6/2012 9:42:41 PM

5/7/2012 6:06:02 PM

ZOMG, YOU! I MISSED YOUR MESSAGE THE OTHER DAY.

5/7/2012 6:36:16 PM

5/7/2012 7:07:55 PM

eh....

I've fucked hotter

5/7/2012 7:09:10 PM

5/9/2012 9:19:51 PM

I missed you again! You have to have the worst timing ever. By the time I get your messages on my phone, it's like hours later.

You are even bestest-er! I demand that you send me an Email with deets on the jerb.

5/10/2012 9:58:22 PM

omg I have no idea who freshmonkey is but his mini schnauzer is cute as hell and looks almost exactly like mine but mine has docked ears.

5/10/2012 10:00:58 PM

5/11/2012 9:46:08 PM

I fell in love with bottombaby

5/11/2012 10:04:20 PM

Low standards in this thread.

5/11/2012 11:18:41 PM

5/11/2012 11:19:46 PM

<3 where you at bb?

5/15/2012 9:38:11 PM

In a gas station parking lot waiting on my friend. Home soon.

5/15/2012 9:47:20 PM

In a gas station parking lot waiting on my frienddrug dealer. HomeHigh soon.


FTFY

5/16/2012 11:33:55 AM

I was waiting on my friend to fill up her car after going to the gym, dork.

lol
I *hate* being high.

5/16/2012 11:44:12 AM

Herro

5/24/2012 9:11:48 PM

Cause she's so high, high above me, she's so lovely
She's so high, like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc or Aphrodite
Oh yeah ah ah
She's so high, high above me, oh yeah

5/24/2012 9:43:30 PM

she is the bestest

5/24/2012 9:47:13 PM

Lovely love. I'm in bed getting ready to sleep, but I just had to check on my lovelies.

5/24/2012 10:07:39 PM

<3 this chick

5/28/2012 9:50:34 PM

Did it work?!

5/28/2012 10:04:36 PM

Yes ma'am

5/29/2012 1:56:24 PM

Awesome.

But y'know, you shouldn't have needed my advise.

5/29/2012 11:32:40 PM

6/6/2012 7:19:45 PM

You needed to be here to weigh in on my new hamburger noodle cornbread dish.

6/6/2012 8:04:14 PM

THIS WOMAN IS CRRRRRAZZZY!!! For now on, your nickname is Studio 54

6/6/2012 8:10:00 PM

Tell me about this dish

6/6/2012 8:14:52 PM

Nothing fancy. Typical mac n cheese base with ground beef topped with cornbread, but I played around with my ground beef mixture. Diced tomatoes, onion, garlic, white pepper, tomato paste, ketchup, mustard, and brown sugar. I thought it was too sweet because I used creamed corn in my cornbread, but my husband loved it.

/fatty porn

[Edited on June 6, 2012 at 8:49 PM. Reason : .]

[Edited on June 6, 2012 at 8:51 PM. Reason : dammit]

6/6/2012 8:48:54 PM

Beefcake

6/6/2012 8:49:56 PM

Why my p hone thought beefcake over because. ....

6/6/2012 8:52:01 PM

Damn that sounds good

6/6/2012 8:52:02 PM

6/9/2012 2:38:57 PM

6/11/2012 9:19:21 PM

after today's antics I hereby declare this thread null and void

6/11/2012 9:27:57 PM

Fuck off. I can love bottombaby as much as I want

6/11/2012 9:32:40 PM

but it was a weak reference, so i save her from garbage collection!!! woot!!!!

6/11/2012 9:32:45 PM

TWW was pretty slow until people started hating on me, so I consider today a success.

6/11/2012 9:37:35 PM

6/12/2012 9:01:11 PM

6/19/2012 2:07:10 PM

6/20/2012 7:51:31 PM

make me some cornbread

6/20/2012 7:56:59 PM