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7/24/2012 11:19:13 AM

Well since you are being such a bitch about it, i guess we should just assume that after she refused to let you stay with her you spent the weekend in a hotel beating off using your tears as lube. She dumped you because you are a weak little bitch

7/24/2012 12:44:10 PM

this thread is the WOAT

[Edited on July 24, 2012 at 12:47 PM. Reason : .]

7/24/2012 12:46:05 PM

Maybe she thought you were too argumentative, and kinda crazy about arguing?

7/24/2012 1:14:00 PM

only an idiot would think that I am too argumentative. get out of here with that liberal namby-pamby stuff

7/24/2012 1:19:42 PM

arguing about not being argumentative. classic

7/24/2012 1:23:33 PM

What did your ex-gf say burro

7/24/2012 1:25:28 PM

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"What did your ex-gf say burro"

Hard to talk with another dude's dick in her mouth.

7/24/2012 1:26:22 PM

^^^omg, that's the ultimate troll statement in IRL.



Walk up to anyone and say "Damn dood, you argue waaay too much"

then when he says "No I don't"

you say "SEEEEE, you're arguing right now"

[Edited on July 24, 2012 at 1:27 PM. Reason : .]

7/24/2012 1:27:25 PM

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"arguing about not being argumentative. classic"

lololol

7/24/2012 1:43:38 PM

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"get out of here with that liberal namby-pamby stuff"

is that what she told you?

7/24/2012 1:47:36 PM

ttt until you tell us what happened

8/1/2012 10:32:39 AM

burro pls to give me closure on this thread

8/1/2012 10:57:42 AM

ttt

8/2/2012 9:12:38 AM

I'm guessing it just kinda fizzled and nothing happened, good or bad. just kinda meh.

8/2/2012 9:36:42 AM

Im guessing that you are wrong.

8/2/2012 9:51:18 AM

I came into this thread trying to figure out if anything did happen.

But it's just now turned into a "I'm going to see how long I can keep this thread going" type deal

so I've lost interest...I'm out.

8/2/2012 9:51:47 AM

i'm guessing it was a cry for attention

8/2/2012 9:52:13 AM

interested now Sawgash?

8/2/2012 10:01:19 AM

ttt

8/3/2012 10:58:57 AM

It would have made better sense for the OP to make this trip while she would still have sex with him.

8/3/2012 11:01:31 AM

^

8/3/2012 11:02:18 AM

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"This is the way the thread ends: Not with a bang, but a whimper."

8/4/2012 12:14:31 AM

aaronburro what happened?

8/10/2012 12:23:54 PM

This is who she's cheating on him with.

8/10/2012 12:27:13 PM

He showed up at her house, and peered through the window only tip see his ex sucking down some dude's hog, bro. She was tasting the to with her tongue, B. This was a Jack Napier size dong, G. As King Dong shot off his ropes, she collected as much as she could in her mouf before she noticed aaronburro peeping in. she then went outside and spat the load in burro's face, mang. Straight up filthy shit, bro

8/10/2012 12:31:24 PM

^^ the girl or the horse?

8/11/2012 10:58:21 AM

the horse is a dude.

8/11/2012 12:33:28 PM

i can't believe I read this whole thing and the result of the trip isn't even posted. FUCK

8/11/2012 12:42:39 PM

He keeps posting in the thread, but he refuses to tell us what happened. He must be pretty embarrassed. I still dont understand why he can afford to fly down and see her after they broke up, but couldnt afford to when they were "together"

8/13/2012 8:06:25 AM

since the story stopped i'm assuming this did not end well.

8/13/2012 8:18:44 AM

since the story stopped this was a troll tread

8/13/2012 10:32:37 AM

I think this was trolling

no way this guy ever had a girlfriend..even a "long distance" one...

8/13/2012 12:12:46 PM

I decided to look for gross or scary pics to post in here and kill the thread but the pics I found are so gross and scary that I can't post them and I'm going to have nightmares tonight. Thanks for the idea Brain!

8/13/2012 12:17:38 PM

this thread will only die when he tells up what happened

8/13/2012 12:19:36 PM

8/25/2012 6:48:05 PM

bttt

2/10/2014 1:31:36 PM

?

2/10/2014 1:36:15 PM

lol. what an entertaining read.

2/10/2014 1:48:34 PM

So, Joey Powell and his boyfriend broke up last week after 3.5 years. They've been long distance pretty much the entire time, but they talk every day on the phone. He's got three more years of grad school left in Texas (Joey lives in NC at UNC Chapel Hill and sells rack focus dick pics laced with deworming agent @joey_Powell on twitter), and then they were gonna move to the same city and do their thing. But, he said he's afraid they aren't going to work out, but with no other explanations or reasons.

He says he still loves him, but just doesn't want to spend more time on twitter hashtagging dick pics and acquiring deworming agent when he doesn't think they'll work out, even though he admits that they get along perfectly when having gay sex at the Dean Dome. They haven't seen each other since January because Joey Powell got let go at work for molesting Roy Williams and couldn't afford the travel. He had a couple other things that prevented him from coming over his way, too. He doesn't think he's with anyone else, but who knows. I just don't think he'd do that without telling him that was the reason.

Needless to say, his ass is pretty tore up over it. He's bought coca cola and rack focus and is gonna go over there this week and just see what the fuck is up. Several friends have said that's what he should do, while his folks have said to just move on. How stupid of an idea is this.

2/10/2014 2:04:52 PM

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"If you never talk to her again, and act like it meant nothing to you, she will never forget you."

this is great.

2/10/2014 9:55:37 PM

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"Mr. Joshua: 1) crap in a box 2) mail it to her 3) move on like an adult"

I had an acquaintance who used to do this. She was a crazy person obviously.

I think there's something to it though.

2/10/2014 10:07:35 PM

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"i can't believe I read this whole thing and the result of the trip isn't even posted. FUCK"

2/10/2014 10:30:21 PM