I wouldn't

11/13/2009 10:36:14 AM

this thread is quickly turning into people just asking for confessions and less and less content

11/13/2009 10:45:22 AM

It was bound to happen...

11/13/2009 10:46:07 AM

Sure, everyone burnt themselves out getting a bunch of shit off their chests over the last couple days. And now there is very little going on. Not unexpected.

11/13/2009 10:47:22 AM

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"I don't drink because I'm a control freak. I don't like being out of control of my actions. I am afraid if I were to get plastered, I might act out some of the mean, sadistic, and dark thoughts I have most of the time. "

11/13/2009 10:50:24 AM

That, and it's now mostly people sexually posturing.

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"I OFTEN WANT TO SHARE PICTURES OF MY COCK WITH TWW BECAUSE ITS SO MAGNIFICENT."

11/13/2009 10:51:58 AM

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"I dont have any good confessions, but i'll tell you a true story... My freshman year, I took a girl to a party and she proceeded to drink a water bottle full of vodka (16 or 20 oz). She passed out at the party and when it was time to go home, my buddy and I were carrying her down the stairs and dropped her in the process. When she landed on the stairs in a sitting position, it did not wake her up, so we picked her back up and proceeded to carry her the rest of the way down the stairs. At the bottom of the stairs, we put her on the floor in front of the front door while everyone else was getting ready to go. I had left my beer upstairs, and when I went to retrieve it, I noticed a wet puddle on the tread where we dropped her. I went ahead and got my beer and then we put her in the front seat of my friend's Montero and drove back to campus. I never told anyone about the puddle, but a few days later, the friend that drove us home asked if we though the girl had a bladder problem. Turns out she peed in the front seat of the car on the way home and he had to use "Pet Stain Remover" to get the smell out. "

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"i just spent the last hour reading every single page i have missed since i logged out last night. i'm truly embarrassed "

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"I feel that recently i have been becoming a worse friend. my patience is down. my tolerance is low. and i'm getting annoyed easily by people. I feel like a crabby old man and i feel kind of bad about it sometimes because i used to be such a good friend to people. "

11/13/2009 10:53:17 AM

i get the feeling that most everyone has shared their good confessions...

11/13/2009 10:57:05 AM

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"I sometimes stalk my ex on tww and then immediately regret it when I see how perfect and awesome her life is without me. I don't think I'll ever truly be over her and it's really fucked every relationship I've had since. I have a terrible time letting go and I hate myself for it."

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"i had a purely sexual relationship with this guy on TWW. it's totally over, and i'm perfectly OK with that. but i still find myself post-stalking him on almost a daily basis. inspired by that other post-stalking confession you just posted "

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"I am a horrible friend. I have not kept in touch with any of my friends from High School or either of the two colleges I attended. That, coupled with the fact that I do not hang out with anyone from work, means that I am only keep up with the friends my wife maintains, and we went to separate colleges."

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"I met my wife on here"

11/13/2009 11:02:31 AM

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"After years of trying, I convinced one of my ultra-religious suite mates to start drinking, and have always feel like I "poisoned" his life. He went on to become a Priest"

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"i have a serious girl-crush on a really good friend of mine. in the last year we've become sorta "best friends" and lately every time i'm around her, all i can think about is how sexy she is and how much i want to do dirty things to her. i'm a woman. we're both married."

11/13/2009 11:06:49 AM

From my inbox last night:

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"I am tdubbing naked. right now."

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"I fucking HATE the cingular "THESE ARE ROLLOVER MINUTES"...and the IDK my BFF Jill? one too. HATE like hitler hated jews. HATE HATE HATE. ...but sometimes I go "idkbffjill?" if it'll be funny in the conversation"

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"i've had 2 threesomes before one was me with a guy and a girl (i'm a girl) and one was me with two guys.... they both rocked. "

11/13/2009 11:06:56 AM

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"i get the feeling that most everyone has shared their good confessions..."

i haven't, but that's because if i haven't shared them by now, i'm probably not going to

11/13/2009 11:07:52 AM

4^

11/13/2009 11:08:58 AM

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"When I wipe after pooping, I look at the toilet paper "

[Edited on November 13, 2009 at 11:09 AM. Reason : ^ inorite... that one was a good yet sad confession ]

11/13/2009 11:09:31 AM

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"I feel guilty about pressuring my ex into sex....she went crazy and joined a cult in Utah because of it. "

11/13/2009 11:11:45 AM

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"on a scale of 1-10 you're a 10 "

11/13/2009 11:15:31 AM

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"My girlfriend used to blow up at me and get mad at me about really random incidents, making the biggest and most dramatic fuss one could imagine. I held out for a long time bottling it up and then one day when we were both drunk I grabbed, shook and then threw her on the ground when she was in one of her moods. Ever since then, over a year ago, she hasn't had one of her episodes and while I felt bad at the time I really think that physical occurrence helped us."

11/13/2009 11:15:48 AM

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"having regrets in my past is my biggest regret of all, even though, the way things worked out, i shouldnt have any regrets. "

11/13/2009 11:19:57 AM

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"This is a pretty hard one for me. I was dumped the day before I moved into the dorm freshman year by my long-term high school boyfriend. A month later, he started dating the girl that we went to prom with (turns out she dumped her boyfriend around the same time he dumped me, go figure). I became obsessed and stalked him like crazy. I would go through his email, then he changed it, so I would spend forever trying to break into it. I would stalk him through his livejournal (which literally only got updated like once every couple weeks or sometimes once a month). When I say I stalked it, I mean I looked at it like 15+ times a day, just to see if he had updated it. Then one day he wrote on it how happy he was with his new girlfriend and how he never realized he could be this happy (I now realize this was probably written because he knew I was stalking him thanks to some tracker thing). I would even stalk his friends' livejournals and once one of them sent me a message basically asking "why are you looking at my stuff so much." That was a huge wake up call. To this day I really don't know why I snapped and was that obsessive because in retrospect, he was a SHITTY boyfriend. My trust w guys after that was totally shot for a while and I couldn't stand dating. I just never understood why I wasn't good enough - now, I don't really care why it happened because I realize it was for the best. I've only admitted a few times that I straight up stalked him just because I'm so ashamed by it and I had this huge fear that my friends and loved ones would think I was crazy."

11/13/2009 11:20:22 AM

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"I always suspected those scrubbing bubbles shower cleaners were worthless from the commercials, but I bought one anyway, and it was indeed worthless. I kick myself for that every time I see it hanging there empty when I take a shower."

11/13/2009 11:21:34 AM

Quote :

"my boyfriend thinks he has a 7 inch penis...but its barely even 5. i don't have the heart to tell him how wrong he is, but i laugh with my friends about it behind his back"

11/13/2009 11:21:35 AM

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"an old boyfriend's best friend filmed us having sex and it was deleted before I ever got to see it. "

11/13/2009 11:23:51 AM

^^ i didn't know my fiancée was on tww

11/13/2009 11:24:41 AM

^^^Wow, what a shitty gf. Picking on your bf is not cool yo.

11/13/2009 11:29:00 AM

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"my balls smell fonky "

11/13/2009 11:39:51 AM

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"I have like a mega e-crush on punchmonk. but i feel bad because she is married with a kid but between looks and personality she is hot as fuck! "

11/13/2009 11:53:50 AM

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"I feel weird that I sent you n00ds"

11/13/2009 11:59:01 AM

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"Sometimes i feel like i just want to drop everything that i'm doing, sell all my personal belongings and travel the world. Maybe then i'd have a sense for where i belong...or maybe i'm just a rambler. Yeah, i'd miss my friends and SO, but god damn that would be adventures! "

11/13/2009 12:10:21 PM

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"Sometimes i feel like i just want to drop everything that i'm doing, sell all my personal belongings and travel the world. Maybe then i'd have a sense for where i belong...or maybe i'm just a rambler. Yeah, i'd miss my friends and SO, but god damn that would be adventures! "

11/13/2009 12:12:09 PM

I'm around if people wanna confess.

11/13/2009 12:18:16 PM

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"I once fucked a temp receptionist on my desk. She had volunteered to stay late and help me with a project. She helped, a lot. "

11/13/2009 12:21:12 PM

^ hot

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"I have a cousin that I sometimes wish wasn't my cousin cause I think he is kinda hot. "

11/13/2009 12:22:16 PM

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"I like face-fucking girls, but I've only had the pleasure one time. "

11/13/2009 12:25:57 PM

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"When I was in middle school, I went over to a girl's house who I had a crush on while she and her family were out of town. I jerked off while lying on their trampoline. "

11/13/2009 12:27:53 PM

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"I have had a crush on a certain TWW'er for 8 years. I had an opportunity to move on this crush in 2001 and chickened out. "

11/13/2009 12:32:04 PM

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"My then-boyfriend used to sneak me into his office at Lockheed Martin (not allowed due to security clearance issues) and we'd have sex on his partner's desk. "

11/13/2009 12:32:25 PM

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"I think it's hilarious that so many people are creeped out by chembob. He was also a creeper towards me. "

11/13/2009 12:36:12 PM

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"In middle school I would steal my parents porn. When I was about 6 I found their huge dildo and chased my brother and his friend around the house with it because I didn't know what it was."

11/13/2009 12:37:26 PM

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"I've hooked up with nearly every female friend I have. I have little to no interest in hooking up with them again, but it somehow makes me feel like we are closer friends as a result. I've wanted to hook up with every female friend I've ever had, and don't know why because I have no interest in most of them."

11/13/2009 12:42:30 PM

after 50 pages, I'll start participating in this thread...

[Edited on November 13, 2009 at 12:49 PM. Reason : send me something?]

11/13/2009 12:49:25 PM

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"I used to sneak my older brother's porno tapes out of his room to watch in mine when I was 12-13... One time the vcr ate his tape. I couldn't get it out of the vcr without it tearing the actual tape in 2. Got it out, put it back in his vcr. He thought it did it and threw out a perfectly good vcr."

11/13/2009 12:55:59 PM

there are so many things I should be doing but this thread is so entertaining!!!

11/13/2009 1:03:59 PM

Quote :

"I lied about my religious beliefs in order to get my eagle scout award "

11/13/2009 1:04:32 PM

Its slowed down a ton. Send me some confessions! Ill send some in return

11/13/2009 1:04:39 PM

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"Two chicks at the gym totally make it worth going, one is this tiny runner with abs and the other is a well but not overly muscled trainer."

11/13/2009 1:05:09 PM

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"I clean up more around the apartment than my roommates could even begin to appreciate me for but I nesver complain because I feel like its jut preparing me for married life. "

11/13/2009 1:07:54 PM

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"I have 2 maxed out credit cards because of a substance abuse problem. "

11/13/2009 1:10:41 PM

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"I have ZERO will power and get addicted to things very easily. "

11/13/2009 1:12:57 PM

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"I really dislike people who are not as smart as me. "

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"It makes me warm and fuzzy inside to see updates from an ex about depression and sadness. "

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"My SO’s siblings are extremely attractive."

11/13/2009 1:13:20 PM

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"i prepared cookie dough for homemade cookies last weekend. i was gonna take them to work. while the dough was in the fridge chilling, i did the dishes, took out the trash, and then cleaned out the cat litter. then i started making the cookies. i didn't realize it until i was halfway through the dough that i actually forgot to wash my hands. i still took all the cookies to work. "

11/13/2009 1:13:27 PM