AstralAdvent All American 9999 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I am a mod and i'm sorry to say but i will be locking the thread after this confession" |
I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.11/13/2009 1:13:53 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "You are awesome. " |
Quote : | "I’ve never been aggressive enough sexually." | ]11/13/2009 1:14:55 PM |
AstralAdvent All American 9999 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "If you continue to post on this page you will be suspended" |
I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.11/13/2009 1:15:53 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89771 Posts user info edit post |
I'll take a few confessions for a little while....
make them juicy. confess some stuff to me that will make this thread EXPLODE! 11/13/2009 1:17:13 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "We realized a while ago that the cleaning lady would eat any food we had sitting on our desk at night (bags of chips, cookies, etc..). We intentionally started leaving out nastier and nastier stuff to find out what her limit was, and caught most of it on webcams. " |
11/13/2009 1:17:54 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I’m worried that I won’t live up or meet what I think the expectations of my SO are both physically and financially. " |
11/13/2009 1:18:05 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89771 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i've had sex with over 50 guys. " |
Quote : | "chembob doesn't freak me out. " |
[Edited on November 13, 2009 at 1:20 PM. Reason : l]11/13/2009 1:20:08 PM |
begonias warning: not serious 19578 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "When i was a teenager I used to watch my dad's porno tapes until I ran across one he and my mom made. I watched it for 30+ seconds before I realized it was them too." |
11/13/2009 1:21:41 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I’ve been involved in an orgy but drank too much to enjoy it." |
Quote : | "you are awesome and you already know it! " |
]11/13/2009 1:24:33 PM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Most of my assholiness is just an act. " |
11/13/2009 1:26:09 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
this thing has kind of petered out, but i dont feel like being productive anymore so ill take confessions 11/13/2009 1:27:48 PM |
AxlBonBach All American 45550 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "having regrets in my past is my biggest regret of all " |
11/13/2009 1:28:01 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89771 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "After seeing how many confessions are about girls being sluts, I'm really glad I'm the only guy my wife has slept with. " |
11/13/2009 1:29:23 PM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
send me your confessions people! 11/13/2009 1:29:35 PM |
chocolatervh All American 22986 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I've always been really turned on by my wife's married best friend. The opportunity for a drunken threesome arose and I took it. Her husband doesn't know and it's eventually going to come out and ruin 2 marriages." |
11/13/2009 1:29:36 PM |
God All American 28747 Posts user info edit post |
Everyone wants to take confessions, but no one wants to give them.
C'est la vie. 11/13/2009 1:30:34 PM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
^ I have sent a lot
[Edited on November 13, 2009 at 1:31 PM. Reason : reworddddddd] 11/13/2009 1:31:24 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i saw that everyone was sending you confessions and i became jealous, so i decided to send you one as well " |
man, I ♥ you, you asshole!11/13/2009 1:31:26 PM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I'm more sexually attracted to all of my girlfriend's friends than I am to her.
Sometimes when I'm knocking the bottom out, I have to think of her hot friends in order to cum. " |
11/13/2009 1:34:13 PM |
AxlBonBach All American 45550 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "My sex life is so vanilla now-a-days. It's like a routine.. Start missionary, move to girl on top, maybe a leg up. Blah. All I want now is to just be grabbed somewhere random and just get completely fucked. All I want is raw, wild, hot sex damn it!!! " |
11/13/2009 1:34:27 PM |
Wolfmarsh What? 5975 Posts user info edit post |
I've sent out quite a lot. I also try to send one in return for getting one. 11/13/2009 1:34:54 PM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I become enamored with every girl I talk to for at least a couple minutes. " |
11/13/2009 1:34:58 PM |
Arab13 Art Vandelay 45180 Posts user info edit post |
interesting thread 11/13/2009 1:36:22 PM |
Wolfmarsh What? 5975 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I've hung out with Shelly Biggs before at my house.... and I had to restrain myself from making cum in the hair jokes " |
A+11/13/2009 1:37:58 PM |
DeltaBeta All American 9417 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Part of me works out to look better, part to be healthy.
90% of why I do is to be physically intimidating and to beat down for my loved ones if necessary. Its all stemed from a very, very bad breakup for my sister where I felt useless." |
11/13/2009 1:38:09 PM |
Fhqwhgads Fuckwads SS '15 20681 Posts user info edit post |
I'm here for the confessions. 11/13/2009 1:38:46 PM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
dont make this "PM random people with your wildest fantasies" thread! 11/13/2009 1:39:56 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
I'm starting to worn out with this thread....while I've loved the conversations and some of the confessions I've gotten, it's gotten to the point of I'm running out of confessions and other people are starting to push for good confessions. 11/13/2009 1:42:34 PM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
^ I know what you mean.. It's like taking a drug then having the crash 11/13/2009 1:44:48 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
me and lk were talking last night about how it should just be let to die in peace and with dignity but its prolly either gonna get run into the ground with lame ass confessions or end in a massive spilling of the beans 11/13/2009 1:45:49 PM |
pttyndal WINGS!!!!! 35217 Posts user info edit post |
That's the nature of tdub. 11/13/2009 1:46:01 PM |
Fareako Shitter Pilot 10238 Posts user info edit post |
^^ I think it's the latter. 11/13/2009 1:46:55 PM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
I think the spilling of the beans would actually be entertaining 11/13/2009 1:47:03 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89771 Posts user info edit post |
[Edited on November 13, 2009 at 1:47 PM. Reason : \]
11/13/2009 1:47:30 PM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I recently pissed off a girl because of what I wrote in a thread. She confronted me about it and I pretty much told her to get over herself. She hasn't talked to me since. " |
Quote : | "Follow up confession: She wasn't the only girl I was seeing. " |
[Edited on November 13, 2009 at 1:53 PM. Reason : ..]11/13/2009 1:47:56 PM |
begonias warning: not serious 19578 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "My best friend's sister had a crush on me for years, and I never gave it much thought. After growing up a bit, I realized I was very attracted to her, but I didn't ever act on my attraction because I felt kinda guilty about it being my best friend's little sister, and I know their whole family. She started joining us at parties at my place when I turned 21, and one night started making out with me. Lots of people at the party saw us on the balcony, including my best friend. After talking to him about it, he was cool with the idea of her and I dating, since he knew I would never hurt her. After hanging out with her a few more times, getting warmed up to the idea of dating someone I had known for 18 years, she broke my heart by disappearing at another one of my parties, and we found her making out with some random dude in the bushes. It was the first time I can remember crying since I was very young." |
Quote : | "I think that my roommate and I are seriously two of the handful of actual 'normal' guys on here. Which is also why I think we get so many of these: " |
11/13/2009 1:48:49 PM |
pttyndal WINGS!!!!! 35217 Posts user info edit post |
It's been a while since some good drama made it to tdub. Someone get on it. 11/13/2009 1:49:41 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "A couple of years ago, a girl was murdered in raleigh that worked at Jax's sports grill. Through some contacts, I know a lot more about the details of that murder than the police do. " |
11/13/2009 1:49:58 PM |
Fareako Shitter Pilot 10238 Posts user info edit post |
^ Confessions like that are blatantly not real.
[Edited on November 13, 2009 at 1:51 PM. Reason : I'd tell the fucking police instead of a forum.] 11/13/2009 1:50:50 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89771 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i recently found 2 frozen frechetta pizzas, still in their boxes, on the ground in the food lion parking lot while leaving for home. I was so happy i wanted to make a thread about it, but i thought it might have been someones on TWW, so i didnt.....i would have felt obligated to return them to there rightful owner." |
11/13/2009 1:52:42 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
^^i know the guy and it's actually pretty real :-/ 11/13/2009 1:53:10 PM |
Fhqwhgads Fuckwads SS '15 20681 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I used to go into my gf's roommate's room, take her dirty underwear and masturbate with them wrapped around my cock. Sometimes I would cum in them and then put them back where I found them. If she ever knew, she didn't let on." |
11/13/2009 1:53:19 PM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
These confessions are lame. 11/13/2009 1:53:37 PM |
mdozer73 All American 8005 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "After i found out my last ex had had 4 abortions, was possibly cheating on me, had done cocaine, meth, and crack, tried to kill herself, wasn't even a high school graduate, and was STILL talking to her exes...I couldn't get hard anymore for sex. It was one of the biggest reasons we broke up.
I was worried it was some kind of erectile dysfunction. I haven't had sex since her, so I don't know if it was or not." |
11/13/2009 1:54:15 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
I'm not posting anymore confessions unless I think they are true and unless they are good. I also will no longer give confessions unless they are true and unless they are good. 11/13/2009 1:54:32 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
^^^^^^^^i believe it, i knew that girl, she had friends who posted on here
apparently the person who killed her was someone she knew, i wouldnt be surprised if something was leaked out after everything happened
[Edited on November 13, 2009 at 1:59 PM. Reason : .] 11/13/2009 1:55:34 PM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "The last 5 girls I have dated have been white trash. Like, hoodrat, trailerpark, straight up jerry springer trash. I think it's because I want to save them from that lifestyle. I used to swear it was a hero complex... and while that's somewhat true, it also stems from the fact that I've never felt the least bit special or romantically attractive by any one of my female peers." |
This reminded me of "I just wanna do hoodrat things with my friends".. but it's sad. 11/13/2009 1:55:54 PM |
Fareako Shitter Pilot 10238 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I was in a very serious relationship with a guy who's dad is a minister. He wanted to do all kinds of sexual and weird things, including eating me out on my period and having me pee on him. We broke up and he ended up marrying some really really religious woman who was much older than him. Whenever I start to think about him and get sad, I think of how boring and vanilla is life is now, and that his wife will be a dried up hag in a few years." |
This one made me and then
[Edited on November 13, 2009 at 2:02 PM. Reason : lulz]11/13/2009 2:02:33 PM |
God All American 28747 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i am scared about my future but i am not in a position to do anything about it. " |
11/13/2009 2:12:20 PM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I'm a lot nicer in real life. I use TWW to treat everyone like shit. " |
Quote : | ""I recently pissed off a girl because of what I wrote in a thread. She confronted me about it and I pretty much told her to get over herself. She hasn't talked to me since."
"Follow up confession: She wasn't the only girl I was seeing."
I am 80% this is about me and I have half a mind to go find him right now and kick him as hard as I can in the balls " |
[Edited on November 13, 2009 at 2:19 PM. Reason : I hope that works]
[Edited on November 13, 2009 at 2:19 PM. Reason : f]11/13/2009 2:14:26 PM |