3 entire pages of my inbox are confessions

11/13/2009 2:20:05 PM

i have 2 pages of confessions and follow up conversations in my inbox

11/13/2009 2:23:46 PM

^^ it's because you have a vagina

Quote :

"I'm a lot nicer in real life. I use TWW to treat everyone like shit."

ditto...i don't care about the vast majority of you, and the ones that know me know i DO care

[Edited on November 13, 2009 at 2:25 PM. Reason : .]

11/13/2009 2:23:55 PM

Quote :

"I've never been faithful to a boyfriend. Which is why I really don't want to be in a relationship with another man until I find one who's willing to be a swinger. "

11/13/2009 2:24:41 PM

lol and the drama begins.

11/13/2009 2:26:07 PM

I've seen no drama

11/13/2009 2:28:41 PM

bottom of page 51

11/13/2009 2:29:18 PM

Almost all of the confessions sent to me have been from women.

11/13/2009 2:29:45 PM

^I think you're too much of an asshole to confess to.

11/13/2009 2:30:27 PM

I want the drama

Quote :

"A long time ago, one of my long time ex-girlfriends accidentally ended up pregnant. Whoops. She was on BC, but didn't realize that anti-biotics would null them. Whoops. Anyway, neither one of us were in a position to raise a child, so she ended up getting an abortion. Years later, we ended up breaking up. In a furious rage, she asked me for her virginity back, and yelled and screamed at me for making her abort that child. I know that all I did was support whatever decision she made.... as in if she decided to keep the child, I would have done everything I could to support that child. But I still think back on that situation, and her words still hurt me today... to know that was what she was REALLY thinking. I also think about this EVERY SINGLE year at least once. For example, I was thinking a couple of months ago that my kid would be starting kindergarten this year "

>----------------------------------------< e-hug to this person

11/13/2009 2:30:30 PM

Quote :

"^I think you're too much of an asshole to confess to."

I'm a lot nicer in real life

[Edited on November 13, 2009 at 2:32 PM. Reason : ....shit]

11/13/2009 2:32:05 PM

Quote :

"I dated a girl long distance who went to my high-school. I asked her to send me a full-frontal picture in her dorm. She complied happily. I dumped her a week later. I told her I deleted the picture because that was the right thing to do. And I did. I kind of regret it, now. "

11/13/2009 2:33:22 PM

Here are a few that I forgot to post yesterday:

Quote :

"there's this girl I try to text bc i have like 100 confessions and questions for her, yet she doesn't respond back...should I take the hint?"

Quote :

"at a low point in my life I showed wufpackcutie my dick "

Quote :

"I used to grow pot in two of my closets when I lived alone. I went on a vacation for 5 days one time and when I came back the light to my flowering grow room was on, and I never turn it on. I freaked out, harvested what I could and destroyed all I could, even a 4ft plant that was ready to move into the next cycle. I didn't sleep for a week."

Quote :

"I saw you years ago--probably at least 6 or so--and didn't think you were attractive in the least. now, I find you TERRIBLY attractive. I think it's got something to do with the seemingly more outgoing, firm personality. "

11/13/2009 2:33:50 PM

I think it has more to do with the more outgoing, firm body.

11/13/2009 2:34:44 PM

I'd hit it

11/13/2009 2:38:36 PM

Quote :

"I just booked a hotel for tonight using a corporate rate, even though my husband's employer doesn't have those kinds of arrangements. I figure that IF they ask for corporate ID, AND are all 'we don't have a rate for them', a NASA ID is hard to argue with, since everyone knows how the govt is always fucking shit up. ...He was on-site for 3.5 days and definitely doesn't work for NASA "

11/13/2009 2:40:45 PM

^^

Quote :

"i watch disney channel on a regular basis. "

11/13/2009 2:42:04 PM

send me your deepest, darkest confessions

i promise not to spill the beans

11/13/2009 2:45:10 PM

Quote :

"I used to watch that Hillary Duff show on the Disney channel, and the only reason was that I found her to be incredibly attractive"

Quote :

"never thought you were sexually attractive. and i think it's mutual. always looked at you as more of the "crazy sister" type. no offense at all, i think you're beautiful, just not in *that* way. "

No offense taken.

11/13/2009 2:48:46 PM

Quote :

"I have developed a slight crush on someone who I've been PMing thanks to this thread. "

11/13/2009 2:51:40 PM

Quote :

"I have developed a slight crush on someone who I've been PMing thanks to this thread. (x's 5 or so) "

11/13/2009 2:53:38 PM

just when the socially awkward can't get any more awkward...........

11/13/2009 2:53:45 PM

yeah, this is what happens when a bunch of horny dorks commune

11/13/2009 2:55:15 PM

Quote :

"I've get awesome corporate perks and I hook random teedubbers (that I've never met) up with awesome deals by lying to my company and saying that they're my sibling. I probably have 20 siblings due to my use of this discount."

11/13/2009 2:56:44 PM

Quote :

"i think it'd be cool to be the object of someone's confession. like if they confessed they had a crush on me or thought i was attractive etc. it doesn't really matter since i have a girlfriend, but it'd just make me feel better about myself i guess. "

11/13/2009 2:57:22 PM

Quote :

"i just realized it's friday the 13th and now i'm kind of freaking out in a superstitious paranoid way and am probably going to hide in my bed for the rest of the day "

11/13/2009 3:03:50 PM

I want to know who thinks i'm the funniest chick they've ever met


reveal your identity!

11/13/2009 3:05:48 PM

Lucyinthesky is the funniest chick on TWW, sorry, but you can have second place.

11/13/2009 3:07:12 PM

Yeah, there is one confession about me that I really wanna know who sent it in....

[Edited on November 13, 2009 at 3:07 PM. Reason : ]

11/13/2009 3:07:14 PM

^ ditto

11/13/2009 3:07:46 PM

^^^nobody said anything about being the funniest chick on tww


good luck getting laid though

[Edited on November 13, 2009 at 3:08 PM. Reason : d]

11/13/2009 3:08:04 PM

^^^^ I would disagree.

And Shawna, are we still going on our hot date to Shoney's followed by a shopping spree at Marshall's?

[Edited on November 13, 2009 at 3:09 PM. Reason : You can join in on said hot date, Stim]

11/13/2009 3:08:19 PM

it's Ruby Tuesday!!!! but yeah...

11/13/2009 3:09:29 PM

Quote :

"I'm going skydiving tomorrow and I eventually intend to get into base jumping so I can participate in Bridge Day (largest outdoor basejumping festival). The only family member I've informed is my brother. I intend to let my mother find out via facebook a few years from now. If facebook is still around."

Quote :

"You're hawt. "

11/13/2009 3:11:45 PM

Quote :

"I've get awesome corporate perks and I hook random teedubbers (that I've never met) up with awesome deals by lying to my company and saying that they're my sibling. I probably have 20 siblings due to my use of this discount."

will you send me a PM please? i've probably never met you and i'd sincerely appreciate being your "sibling" so that i might obtains corporate perks

11/13/2009 3:13:08 PM

my inbox is open for confessions.

11/13/2009 3:13:21 PM

Quote :

"someone is about to blow up the "spill the beans" thread "

Quote :

"i think this community service chick at work is dumber than a hammer and i think my coworker who thinks she's cute is a retard for finding such a stupid worthless human being attractive. "

hahahahahaha

Quote :

"I have two spam emails dated january 1st 1988 "

[Edited on November 13, 2009 at 3:16 PM. Reason : moar, holy shit.]

11/13/2009 3:14:00 PM

I wonder if the majority of these confessions are from the same people posting in this thread.
And I wonder how many lurkers have pm'd confessions. There's gotta be at least 1 or 2 good ones from lurkers.

11/13/2009 3:15:04 PM

I bet 99% are from active posters that have been registered for >1 year

11/13/2009 3:16:03 PM

Quote :

"One time, on a drunken dare from my gf's best friend, I got naked in front of them, fairly briefly. Later pretended to be a little ashamed and I said it was just because I was drunk, but really I would've done it sober. It turned me on that her friend wanted to see me naked. "

11/13/2009 3:17:13 PM

nice try bobby

nice try

11/13/2009 3:17:16 PM

Quote :

"i just met with my boss about my "goals" for next year. i told him i planned to accomplish X and Y between now and september (my review) so i would feel justified in asking for a promotion. he all but laughed in my face and said it wasn't going to happen. and now i feel so dejected that i want to drown myself in a 12pk of miller lite. "

11/13/2009 3:19:52 PM

Quote :

" I once took organ lessons for an entire semester just to learn one piece (Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D minor), and I stopped taking lessons as soon as I learned it. "

Quote :

"I've wanted to ask you how to get into modeling, but always felt it'd be incredibly awkward."

I &hearts this thread!

11/13/2009 3:22:04 PM

Quote :

""i heart khcadwal and would like to go shopping with her. and to like...a cat park (instead of a dog park) " "

yay whoever confessed this please to be my friend?!

(and yes, i vanity searched myself to find it. whatevs - don't judge me!)

11/13/2009 3:28:29 PM

This thread is completely fascinating. Send more!

11/13/2009 3:40:44 PM

i, too, vanity searched and wish the person would come forward

11/13/2009 3:41:37 PM

^ me too (except it might be awkward because it was something like "I would do kinky things to:" and I was on the list)

11/13/2009 3:42:45 PM

i vanity searched too :

this thread has caused some serious photo gallery stalking

11/13/2009 3:43:42 PM

Confess to me and heal your emotional wounds. Fear not, let the truth set you free. Your secrets are safe with me my child. Repent!

11/13/2009 3:47:35 PM

I haven't received a single one yet. I hope this does not turn my inbox green.

11/13/2009 3:48:30 PM