53!

3/5/2008 2:20:41 PM

while growing up if you ever thought your teacher was stupid you were probably right
schools hire a lot of teachers just to fill classrooms and pay little to no attention to their performance

3/5/2008 7:54:23 PM

i should make myself something to eat, but i'll probably veg and snack or go get something instead

3/5/2008 8:06:22 PM

going to delete all the porn off my computer

3/6/2008 11:16:45 AM

The government will still be able to find it

j/k

3/6/2008 11:20:24 AM

I have a short temper.

3/6/2008 11:22:37 AM

I'm so nervous that I don't know what to do with myself, and I know if I go out to target for a $2 bag I'll end up buying a million other things.

Retail therapy ftl

3/6/2008 11:31:07 AM

when do you let a chick know that you're dating several people and exploring your options?

3/6/2008 11:32:32 AM

^ When she leaves a toothbrush at your house.

3/6/2008 11:37:01 AM

is only wanting to date one chick what people mean when they say "putting pussy on a pedastal"?

3/6/2008 12:06:55 PM

you are really pissing me off lately.
thing is, i dont think you realize just how much of a little cunt you have been for the last few months.
so how about pulling the stick out of your twat and start acting cool again?

3/6/2008 12:31:00 PM

ehe

3/6/2008 12:47:35 PM

BAHAHHAHAHA ^^

3/6/2008 12:58:19 PM

I love to speed.

I especially love to speed while listening to the 1812 overture.
--

Someone got on my bad side tonight, and oh my god they are going to pay so dearly for it.

3/6/2008 11:53:13 PM

1812 overture is teh awesome

3/7/2008 12:08:34 AM

yeah, so what. i helped her dye her hair.

3/7/2008 12:09:11 AM

i suppose its shower then bedtime...

3/7/2008 12:16:27 AM

pink it is.



and it looks damn good!

3/7/2008 12:17:05 AM

just went through the most mature, painless breakup ever

and i feel almost the same as i did before the conversation

i can has denial?

3/7/2008 12:20:18 AM

good breakups are hard to come by. consider yourself lucky.

3/7/2008 12:21:53 AM

(USER WAS INFECTED WITH AIDS FOR THIS POST)

3/7/2008 12:22:18 AM

IMMA RUN IT MA!

GET DA CAMERU!

3/7/2008 4:52:28 AM

^^^^Same thing happened recently with me. We only went out five months though.

3/7/2008 8:37:01 AM

had another wolfweb dream...i wish it would happen in real life

3/7/2008 9:28:27 AM

I'm considering not going to work tonight, because I don't wanna drive around in the rain all night.

3/7/2008 3:05:38 PM

There are these two nurses who work at my dad's clinic that are milfs and I've beat to them.

3/7/2008 5:44:43 PM

when you kiss me


i.can't.breathe.

3/7/2008 5:45:56 PM

3/7/2008 7:13:29 PM

I screwed my boss.

3/9/2008 8:51:30 AM

I recently hired Kiwi

3/9/2008 9:48:15 AM

bout to change a class from graded to audit

[Edited on March 9, 2008 at 12:41 PM. Reason : ^haha]

3/9/2008 12:39:40 PM

The closest thing I ever had to an idol or rolemodel when I was younger was Kristi Yamaguchi.

I just met her, and it took all I had to not explode with OMG I LOVE YOU CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH. If I weren't on the clock, I very well may have done jsut that

3/9/2008 4:10:47 PM

awwww ^

3/9/2008 4:31:51 PM

I'm about to send the type of mail that I've never sent before. I never really understood why people sent it either, but its helpful

3/9/2008 4:41:37 PM

sometimes when I piss.... I like to pull my balls out and handle them with my left hand while I use my right hand to hold my dick. I usually do this when I know I have to take a long piss.

3/9/2008 4:44:11 PM

i knew i was missing something

3/9/2008 4:52:49 PM

i can look at my puppys butthole and know if she needs to dooky

3/9/2008 5:00:23 PM

^^ you can hande my balls anytime

3/9/2008 5:02:08 PM

I hate that my family prefers my sister's cooking to mine. I know she's better than me at the stove, but damn people, show a little consideration!

3/9/2008 5:12:08 PM

Did I mention my boss is married?

3/9/2008 5:30:38 PM

haha god damn...god society is full of some douchebag motherfuckers

3/9/2008 5:31:13 PM

holy shit, you're the other woman!


and goddamnit you'd think I'd learn

3/9/2008 5:31:16 PM

haha Who knew???


Supposedly he's getting a divorce but whatever helps him sleep at night ha

3/9/2008 5:32:08 PM

oh ok...well thats different...i thought you meant one of those dudes with kids and a wife that loves him and hes just being a douche and fucking with other chicks

[Edited on March 9, 2008 at 5:33 PM. Reason : he isnt like 50 is he? lol]

3/9/2008 5:33:03 PM

He has a kid. He's talked about getting a divorce since I've started working here.

He's been divorced like three times.

She will probably hunt me down and kill me if she ever finds out cause she's crazy like that ahah

BEAT THAT EX

[Edited on March 9, 2008 at 5:35 PM. Reason : 31 hahadsgaadglwsrtkh]

3/9/2008 5:34:40 PM

Uh, what's wrong with banging a middle-aged dude, may I ask?

3/9/2008 5:34:42 PM

for you nothing. i myself find large age gaps odd

3/9/2008 5:35:25 PM

Yeah he wants to go clubbing with me but I flat out refuse.

He probably only knows the electric slide

3/9/2008 5:36:05 PM

lol hes liable to try to get another broad if he went out clubbing too

3/9/2008 5:37:05 PM

ha that's cool, I'm in my slut phase right now.

The word "relationship" makes me want to gag.

3/9/2008 5:37:47 PM