th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
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[Edited on November 13, 2009 at 3:50 PM. Reason : asfd] 11/13/2009 3:49:44 PM |
zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i didn't do drugs in college. and now that i'm in my mid to late 20s, i have this strong desire to do all the drugs that i didn't do back then, just to see what they're like. i've done pot, acid and mushrooms. i've yet to try ecstasy and cocaine, but i still really want to try them." |
11/13/2009 4:02:44 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I guess that part of me would really love to have a couple of months of no-holds-barred, all-out no commitment sex of any kind that comes to mind before I settle down for the rest of my life. No mutillation, but definitely anal and a lot of experimentation. " |
11/13/2009 4:11:52 PM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i do find it very funny that some people have this intense dislike of me on tww yet in person (not knowing who i am on tww) they act like I'm the cat's pajamas for some reason.... this same effect also occurred at a summer camp when this one kid the first day was acting kinda douchy and i straight up told him, "damn man, just tryin' to be friendly." the guy was a sidekick from then on." |
Quote : | "I think you're really pretty, and you have incredibly beautiful eyes " |
[Edited on November 13, 2009 at 4:36 PM. Reason : ]11/13/2009 4:14:06 PM |
BigEgo Not suspended 24374 Posts user info edit post |
^I agree with that second one 11/13/2009 4:41:46 PM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "After fucking my girlfriend in the the DH Hill stacks over the summer, I feel like I've missed out on something that I could have been doing at least once a semester while still in school." |
11/13/2009 4:44:54 PM |
evan All American 27701 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I can't speak for others, but I send you most of my gay stuff because I don't have to worry about you turning around and saying "OMG guess who's gay on TWW!!!"
The other people just want to get in your pants but don't want to come right out and say it." |
you know it. but i mean, who doesn't want to get in my pants?
Quote : | "confession - this is what i think of TWW girls:
30% daddy never loved me
20% look at me look at me look at me look at me look at me
49% fugly
1% yeah i'd hit that" |
11/13/2009 4:45:44 PM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
^ lol 11/13/2009 4:47:05 PM |
ALkatraz All American 11299 Posts user info edit post |
^This 11/13/2009 4:50:40 PM |
evan All American 27701 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "ive become a lot nicer on tww and have become more of an ass irl. its like my personas are switching roles. " |
Quote : | "I try to pretend like I am very confident and happy with myself, but I base a lot of my self worth on whether or not I think people find me attractive. " | ]11/13/2009 4:50:45 PM |
Yao Ming All American 866 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "At the TWW tunnel painting. I thought ambrosia was going to eat punchmonk's and qntmfred's kid. " |
Quote : | "i'm an alcoholic. my entire family has dependency issues on both side of my family. I've kept track, and there have been three nights since january 1st this year I have had less than 4 drinks. I go out almost every night. It's very straining on relationships for friends, and significant others. I'm well beyond college age, but yet continue to get black out drunk at least twice a week. It's taken a large toll on my professional life as well. I'm "excelling" and "on the fast track" but I wonder how well i'd be doing if i didnt come in hungover every morning. In the last two weeks, I've passed out at some random place and not made it in to work until 4+ hours late twice. I like to think no one noticed, but I'm sure that's not the case. I have a very, very good job, lots of influence, and a position that is quite personally fulfilling. But every day, I'd rather be getting fucked up. If i lay off the drinking, I get very sick very quickly. It's scary. In a weird catch 22, I've been on a big health kick recently. So, obviously, going through 75+ beers a week doesn't help with that. So now, in an even dumber move, I've gone back to smoking a lot of pot again, which, I haven't really done since HS/fresh/sophomore years of college. Initially I thought I'd just be able to get a buzz, and then not drink, thinking I just preferred not to be sober. How it's turned out, is that I don't go out every night, my friends are wondering where I am, and I'm usually sitting on my couch drinking a few beers (instead of 12), but baked. I dont really want to go out, I'd rather smoke and play with playdoh. I'm just hoping for no random drug screen at work. I keep telling myself I'm cutting back, but I'm also a terrible liar." |
11/13/2009 5:23:20 PM |
evan All American 27701 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I had sex with a fat girl once, really fat. And it was possibly the best sex of my life, she was so smooth, soft, enthusiastic and permissive. Skillful too." |
Quote : | "I told my ex gf while we were dating that i quit smoking cigarettes, but i never actually did" |
Quote : | "I think bmel and Samwise16 are hot! " | ]11/13/2009 5:28:01 PM |
twoozles All American 20735 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I truly think you're cute and I have for years." |
11/13/2009 5:40:00 PM |
God All American 28747 Posts user info edit post |
Every confession about me has been how much people dislike me 11/13/2009 5:57:22 PM |
LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I'm going to sit in the bathtub, smoke, and read philosophy" |
hawt11/13/2009 5:57:52 PM |
LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "God isn't nearly as bad as everyone seems to think he is. sure he might have done some fucked up shit years ago, but we all grow up at some point. i think he might have changed. " |
11/13/2009 6:01:52 PM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
God, the main reason I dislike you is because you posted that girls who dress slutty on halloween deserve to be raped and I lost all respect for you. 11/13/2009 6:05:30 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
^^yeah, no
[Edited on November 13, 2009 at 6:05 PM. Reason : ^^] 11/13/2009 6:05:34 PM |
twoozles All American 20735 Posts user info edit post |
i'm pretty sure he's still a douche. or he's really messed up in the head and is going to kill us all. 11/13/2009 6:12:18 PM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I was big into trance/techno/electronic music long before I ever did any hard drugs. My room freshman year was decorated with blacklights and blacklight posters, and I really wanted to go to a rave (and stay drug free). I'd still like to go to a rave, and I would still have a great time without doing any drugs." |
11/13/2009 6:17:42 PM |
evan All American 27701 Posts user info edit post |
11/13/2009 6:56:08 PM |
hunterb2003 All American 14423 Posts user info edit post |
it appears that way
no one has sent me a confession today 11/13/2009 7:05:39 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i think i have a gay voice. " |
I don't think so.11/13/2009 7:16:32 PM |
moron All American 34142 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I know who the person that PMed punchmonk is and they DO have a gay voice." |
11/13/2009 7:43:11 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i think i found a wedding dress I want but I don't have a boyfriend " |
11/13/2009 7:49:47 PM |
God All American 28747 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "God, the main reason I dislike you is because you posted that girls who dress slutty on halloween deserve to be raped and I lost all respect for you." |
lol, re-read that thread. I was being facetious due to other people on this site who said that women who dressed like that "deserved to be raped." Sorry you got the wrong idea.11/13/2009 10:13:59 PM |
joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
thread is dead.
53 pages full of win, though.
gg, chitchat. 11/13/2009 11:20:16 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
^^A KINDER, MORE SENSITIVE God 11/13/2009 11:25:33 PM |
dropdeadkate nerdlord 11725 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i've never taken a n00d because if I did i'd be a cocklooker, and that doesn't sit right with me. " |
11/13/2009 11:33:16 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I have never showered in an open public shower where other men can see me and I never will" |
11/14/2009 12:25:05 AM |
BigEgo Not suspended 24374 Posts user info edit post |
^me either 11/14/2009 12:25:34 AM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I once went on a quest to see how many women I could get to show me their breasts. I asked friends and friends of friends. I think I saw 8-10 pairs of breasts because of that mission." |
haha]11/14/2009 12:29:11 AM |
thegoodlife3 All American 39304 Posts user info edit post |
someome send me one before I fall asleep 11/14/2009 12:31:05 AM |
thegoodlife3 All American 39304 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i have the hots for the user above your last post
lame, i know." |
11/14/2009 12:35:47 AM |
bdmazur ?? ????? ?? 14957 Posts user info edit post |
i've only gotten one confession, send more 11/14/2009 12:38:32 AM |
thegoodlife3 All American 39304 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "When I was 20 years old I got so mad at my 16 year old sister I lifted her by the neck and off the ground and then choked her up on the wall long enough for her to almost pass out." |
11/14/2009 12:42:48 AM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I really, really need to buckle down and find a serious girlfriend. I'm ready to grow up a bit " |
gl 11/14/2009 12:45:30 AM |
thegoodlife3 All American 39304 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "My most enjoyable sexual experience was with another girl." |
11/14/2009 12:46:35 AM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
^is that from a girl? 11/14/2009 12:50:12 AM |
thegoodlife3 All American 39304 Posts user info edit post |
yes 11/14/2009 12:51:42 AM |
Paul1984 All American 2855 Posts user info edit post |
Well if it's a guy then "another" girl would mean there were two, and if that happened it's kind of a no-duh sort of statement. 11/14/2009 12:52:00 AM |
Yao Ming All American 866 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i may or may have not fucked my best friends girlfriend when i was blacked out.
i never asked her " |
11/14/2009 4:01:38 AM |
wawebste All American 19599 Posts user info edit post |
how can we even validate that??? 11/14/2009 4:05:38 AM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
11/14/2009 4:09:30 AM |
chocolatervh All American 22986 Posts user info edit post |
morning tww 11/14/2009 8:36:55 AM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
morning chocolatervh! 11/14/2009 10:44:02 AM |
chocolatervh All American 22986 Posts user info edit post |
how are you doing tarun? 11/14/2009 10:46:09 AM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
good and you? 11/14/2009 10:46:37 AM |
chocolatervh All American 22986 Posts user info edit post |
not bad. i'll continue this in PM :p 11/14/2009 10:52:09 AM |
Fareako Shitter Pilot 10238 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | ""At the TWW tunnel painting. I thought ambrosia was going to eat punchmonk's and qntmfred's kid. "" |
LO-FUCKING-L11/14/2009 10:58:32 AM |