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6/6/2012 7:02:35 PM

So far page 53 is the best thing I've seen on the internet today.

6/6/2012 7:06:06 PM

welp folks that's a wrap for me tonight, i've now got "plans"

6/6/2012 10:19:41 PM

6/6/2012 11:46:27 PM

6/7/2012 12:41:53 AM

message_topic.aspx?topic=599455

6/7/2012 12:56:23 AM

6/7/2012 1:41:15 PM

Quote :

"welp folks that's a wrap for me tonight, i've now got "plans""

there was a "real sex" with these guys on hbo, like.... 15 years ago?

right in my prime "stay up and turn on skinemax really quietly and hope to not wake up mom and dad" phase.

6/7/2012 1:44:39 PM

so you have first hand experience with the cock ness monster and the skin rolex?

6/7/2012 2:01:52 PM

i prefer the cheeseburger

it's a classic really

wrap the dong around your balls, and grab all of it at the base and turn like 90 degrees, the balls on top and bottom are the buns, and the dong is the burger

i mean come on, we all have free time on our hands

[Edited on June 7, 2012 at 2:04 PM. Reason : e]

6/7/2012 2:04:31 PM

birdbath

6/7/2012 2:14:16 PM

Quote :

"Uncommon skateboarding tricks in super slow motion. Filmed at 1,000 frames per second with a Redlake N3 high speed camera. Since skateboarding trick names are defined by common usage and these tricks are not very common, some of them don't have well-established names. So here are my best guesses as to what they should be called: Kyle McPherson -- nollie dolphin flip (AKA nollie forward flip) Cameron Carmichael -- backside 180 casper flip (?) (or bs 180 hospital flip) Jerrod Skorupski -- nollie heelflip bs body varial David Case - nollie 360 shuv underflip (AKA nerd flip) David Case - frontside shuv underflip (AKA kiwi flip) Dustin Blauvelt - hardflip pretzel Dustin Blauvelt - Merlin twist (switch front foot impossible fs 180) Dustin Blauvelt - nollie heelflip indy grab Shane Anderson - early grab frontside 180 fingerflip (?) Jovan Pierson - pressure hardflip (?) Jovan Pierson - ?? I don't know what this is, I just call it a Jovan flip Erick Schaefer - backside pop shuv underflip Tim Hamp - Nollie pressure hardflip (?)"

6/7/2012 4:09:07 PM

6/7/2012 4:12:23 PM

Mister Rogers remixed:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFzXaFbxDcM&feature=player_embedded

6/7/2012 10:10:02 PM

6/8/2012 11:05:15 AM

6/8/2012 11:20:39 AM

goddamnit Nore wins again.

6/8/2012 11:28:18 AM

dat 190% Mr. Roger JOINT

junk is hot'n on fire, son

6/8/2012 11:33:51 AM

6/8/2012 11:45:16 AM

6/8/2012 3:26:25 PM

I would stick it in J-Lo's butthole in a New York second.

6/8/2012 3:58:08 PM

6/9/2012 3:07:45 PM

6/9/2012 3:42:26 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eczk7nsR1Co&feature=related

6/9/2012 4:34:48 PM

Quote :

"I knew she was an internet trainwreck and I knew better but I did it anyway. We decided to take some pictures of her new bikini and some other outfits at the beach, and hey if things happen well that's just fine. This particular train wreck is an attention whore and cosplayer which seems redundant, but there you go. After we drove to the beach and took pictures we made out in her car, then drove back to her house to get my car. Instead of her house, she drove us to an abandoned factory or something, parked the car, and climbed over the center console to crush her fat gut up against mine. She kissed like a cow chewing cud and mistook my efforts to push her off me for foreplay. She pulled her clothes off and started telling me about her fetish for sex in public and water sports and how she really wanted to someone to degrade her at a bar in front of people. Of course, my penis is torn between retreating to the dark cottony fastness of the Penis Cave or sallying forth like a trooper, because its really been a while. I got about 10 minutes of really REALLY inept head, the sort that either comes from someone who's never given it and is trying to imitate what they've seen in porn or who's previous partners have been so excited by the reality of their penis in, get this, a girl's mouth that they only take a few moments of oral contact to get off then praise her afterward for her skill. Anyway, we trade places so that she's laying sideways in the passenger seat of her car with her legs spread and what could pass for an inviting smile on her face and I'm standing in the parking lot with a warm breeze blowing on my dick thinking that I've reached that point in my life where it is all fucking down hill from here. I gave in and proceeded to get balls deep in this particular squealing hog. Remember how I said it had been a while? Yeah, I finished up pretty quick, but she was still ready to go and I didn't want to leave her there unsatisfied. Its called being a gentleman you insensitive fucks, so I took my fingers to her and rubbed, squeezed, and pinched her in to a froth. That wasn't enough though, she moaned "I need more!" I had the bright idea of digging through her purse for a hairbrush because I remembered her telling me she liked to pull of the road and masturbate with it while cars passed on the highway. Surely, this will finish the beast. No. Another 15 minutes of rubbing, stroking, and pounding with the hairbrush handle and she was just getting started. "I need something bigger." I had nothing bigger. I told her I had nothing bigger. She told me to look in her trunk. The only thing back there were some aluminum poles used to hold up photography backdrops, and that's what she wanted. A moment if you will, for me to describe these things. Glossy black, about two feet long and two inches in diameter. The poles were generally smooth but the ends were unfinished and had burrs, holes, and other little devices to make them hold together. I selected the smoothest looking one and presented it to her like some sort of sacred offering. "Yeah! That one, oh god, stick it in I need to get off." Except, I didn't want to. I'm no metallurgist but that shit looked like it would hurt. I told her that I didn't feel comfortable putting this thing in her and she rolled her eyes, grabbed the pole, and worked it in up to her cervix. That's when she really got going with the moaning, the panting, and growling, the squealing, the saying dirty disgusting shit that made me die a little more inside, you know, sexy talk. I took over pole shoving duties and kept up the rhythm while she absolutely abused her nipples. Now, you understand that this fucking pole was hollow. Every gushy wet beef sound that came out of this experience was transmitted up this captured column of air right in to my face with a clarity that could have been THX certified. Every single gurgle, and pop, and wet scrape... scrape... scrape that sounded like shovels digging a grave for any sexual function I had left presented in fucking Sensurround. If there is a hell, this is probably what Thursdays sound like. An eternity later she lets out this half-sob half-scream then shudders and goes limp. She looks up at me with dreamy eyes and tells me that was the best then slowly extracts the pole and sits up. That's when the blood started gushing out. "Holy shit!" I screamed "We've got to get you to the hospital!" "No! Everyone knows me there!" Then she wanted to talk about probable causes. Was she sick? No, you just got fucked with a metal pole! Did she have an STD? No, you just got fucked by a metal pole! Do you think the pole had an STD on it somehow? No, I think it was a god damn metal pole! She got her phone out of her purse then sat googling "vaginal bleeding" then kept showing me the various results. I told her it would be better to google fucking a metal pole. It got to the point where I couldn't take it anymore and I kept shouting "METAL POLE!" while shaking it over my head and pointing at her vagina. The bleeding stopped after a few minutes, then she gets this weird look on her face and asked if I would be ok peeing on her, you know, to help her feel better. No, I said, no I wouldn't be ok with that. I made her promise to make an appointment with her GYN, then made the long shameful drive home."

6/10/2012 12:36:54 AM

They finally ported Dillo to Windows: http://dplus-browser.sourceforge.net/

6/10/2012 6:02:01 AM

That Mister Rogers remix is hauntingly beautiful.

6/10/2012 9:33:32 AM

6/10/2012 1:38:55 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIfbghHdG1s

6/10/2012 4:03:47 PM

I took this in downtown Fuquay this evening

6/10/2012 8:43:57 PM

I guess it is technically on the internet now

6/10/2012 9:27:52 PM

6/11/2012 12:55:48 AM

^disgusting


He is eating popeyes chicken.

6/11/2012 1:04:32 AM

the last two pictures should've gone in the wtf picture thread

6/11/2012 10:31:58 AM

Hipster Belle, Hipster Ariel, and Hipster Rapunzel

[Edited on June 11, 2012 at 10:57 AM. Reason : .]

6/11/2012 10:52:29 AM

6/11/2012 12:35:01 PM

^that's pretty funny, but i can't believe nobody tried to punch him in the face

6/11/2012 1:54:17 PM

he's playing it safe, if anyone got super pissed he could have immediately pointed to the camera.

6/11/2012 1:57:21 PM

haha that was awesome. I loved the ones who just kept holding his hand!

6/11/2012 2:01:24 PM

Hahahaha at the holding people's hand

I had a dude in Austin pull this on me. He was drunk as fuck & my friend & I were passing his group on the sidewalk. He tried to grab my hand & I called him out. Good times & hilarious video, love the different reactions

6/11/2012 2:29:14 PM

"did you think i was someone else"

"um, no"

LOL

6/11/2012 2:37:56 PM

Quote :

"haha that was awesome. I loved the ones who just kept holding his hand! "

It made me smile when they just sort of went with it after offering an awkward "hi." Possible way to meet people?

[Edited on June 11, 2012 at 3:59 PM. Reason : if you can overcome the awkward moment then the hard stuff's out of the way]

6/11/2012 3:59:32 PM

old?

6/11/2012 10:13:13 PM

Quote :

"32% blue/grey irises 15% blue/grey/green irises with brown/yellow specks 12% green/light brown irises with minimal specks 16% brown irises with specks 25% dark brown irises"

I am in the 15% and Ken is in the 12%.

^haha

[Edited on June 12, 2012 at 1:15 AM. Reason : I put the hand holding video on my friend's fb wall. I could see him doing that. So awesome!]

6/12/2012 1:13:38 AM

My irises are blue/green and they change color based on what color shirt I'm wearing

6/12/2012 1:47:34 AM

^^where did you find that information?

6/12/2012 7:34:16 AM

the fucking internet, duh

6/12/2012 8:24:22 AM

^LOL

6/12/2012 9:13:06 AM

http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2012/01/yayoi-kusama-obiliteration-room/

--->

6/12/2012 2:02:58 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iTc2vtjxXk&feature=related

6/12/2012 4:39:12 PM