I shouldn't have eaten that hot fudge sundae so close to bed time. Now I'm going to have to sit up for two hours and fuck around on the internet before I can take my pill and lay down.

6/26/2013 11:08:29 PM

overcooked hot pocket

6/26/2013 11:42:27 PM

I'm finding it impossible to donate/give away a perfectly good, fully functioning 48" high definition projection TV by Friday.

6/26/2013 11:49:33 PM

Call cause for paws thrift store.

6/26/2013 11:50:14 PM

Ate a chocolate ice cream bar, now I am not sleepy.

6/27/2013 12:33:24 AM

aruging with a couple friends about which bar has a better patio for our weekend purposes.

6/27/2013 3:37:06 PM

i wish this message board was as busy as it used to be

6/27/2013 3:57:32 PM

I got errands to run, but presently I wanna post gibberish on TWW.

And I don't have a smartphone.

6/27/2013 4:06:57 PM

Alright, I guess it's time to run errands.

6/27/2013 4:52:06 PM

We ran out of almond butter, so I had to use chunky peanut butter.

7/30/2013 4:32:35 PM

I work alot and don't have time to spend my paychecks, and it stresses me out because what if the bank says I can't get paid anymore until I spend money? I could end up on a watch list.

7/30/2013 5:48:03 PM

Having to eat these Town House Italian herb flatbread crisps without any dip or cheese.


FML

[Edited on July 30, 2013 at 7:35 PM. Reason : .]

7/30/2013 7:34:44 PM

It's 12:35am and I'm googling things like misinformation to see if it sounds better then incorrect information on a "Hey I know you asked me about this yesterday but today someone took the opportunity to educate me in a meeting today which is when I found out what I told you was wrong" email that I think a director is on.

Fuck

8/1/2013 12:38:28 AM

Looked at my schedule for the week of Aug 13th and I have a whopping 7.5 hrs for the ENTIRE week (especially after having only 11 this past week).

8/1/2013 1:01:27 AM

When I woke up today, I wasn't able to....

Fuck, I just realized I don't live in a first world country.

FML

8/1/2013 1:18:37 AM

I have 5/8 of a Walmart pizza in the fridge, and I'm going to heat up 2-3 slices, eat them and get fatter

but they will be good

8/1/2013 1:34:19 AM

Quote :

"Looked at my schedule for the week of Aug 13th and I have a whopping 7.5 hrs for the ENTIRE week (especially after having only 11 this past week). "

wat?

[Edited on August 1, 2013 at 6:19 AM. Reason : is this hours for work? here in the first world we work 9-5]

8/1/2013 6:18:42 AM

Here in my first world, I've worked 55+ hours a week for the last month, and am approaching 70 hours this week. But I'm salary, so I don't get jack for it.

8/1/2013 2:25:44 PM

I accidentally bought conditioner instead of shampoo

8/1/2013 4:59:14 PM

The guys installing my gutter guards showed up really early.

8/1/2013 5:00:33 PM

My roommates didn't want a free flat screen because it was smaller than our CRT.

8/1/2013 5:41:42 PM

my kinect never recognizes me

8/1/2013 5:43:08 PM

I am trying to plan my shopping list so I can go before the crowd of people taking off early. The Publix weekly specials site is down. I may have to plan my menu without knowing what is on sale.

8/2/2013 2:26:11 PM

Naked Juices aren't on sale any more.

8/3/2013 3:39:49 PM

I worked a shitton of overtime which will out me Ina higher tax bracket

8/3/2013 5:25:04 PM

and? you'll still be making more money

[Edited on August 3, 2013 at 6:29 PM. Reason : ]

8/3/2013 6:29:21 PM

It just sucks working so much to have a higher percentage go to the man.


Mo money, mo problems.

8/3/2013 6:31:20 PM

Just spent almost a grand on new tires and alignment for the 4runner today. Fuck

8/3/2013 8:51:32 PM

Not going to cost a grand, but about to pay for tires and an alignment for my car as well.

8/3/2013 9:07:35 PM

Bagel Bite burn

8/3/2013 9:14:49 PM

I don't know what kind of car you have, but when I bought new tires a few years ago I swear it only cost me like $5-600. The price of tires has gone way up. I probably could've got another 6-9 months out of the tires if we would've kept up with getting them rotated every 5000 like we were supposed to

8/3/2013 9:15:40 PM

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8/3/2013 11:19:17 PM

I wish I was hungry so i could eat carburritos

Im Krallum and I approved this message

8/18/2013 9:35:49 PM

Of all the plain, white plates offered by Crate & Barrel, they seem to have discontinued the ones we registered for the day before we mailed our invitations.

9/6/2013 10:26:14 AM

I packed a nice big lunch so I had plenty to choose from. I want none of it.

9/6/2013 12:58:36 PM

how I imagine Elise right now:



just not as manly and well, I hope she shaves her arm pits




(<3 ian somerhalder)

9/6/2013 1:05:51 PM

Pretty much. The boss made spaghetti squash last night and had saved me some. She warmed that up with a little salt and olive oil. That was pretty decent.


And I shaved them last night.

[Edited on September 6, 2013 at 1:08 PM. Reason : ]

9/6/2013 1:07:51 PM

I've got to mow my grass before my week long vacation at the beach

9/6/2013 1:37:04 PM

Just discovered AT&T Uverse is not available at the house I bought. Which means I have to go back to damn TWC

9/22/2013 11:22:24 PM

so hungry but too lazy to get up and do something about it

9/22/2013 11:55:42 PM

I'm hosting lunch at my house tomorrow, but I just want to stay up and watch multiple episodes of Duck Dynasty.

9/25/2013 12:26:10 AM

That 4 hr nap was clutch, but now I'll probably be up all night. Hate I missed that MissionOrMoney special that came on WRAL @ 7 tonight (last night).

9/25/2013 12:44:29 AM

I need a codec to get mkv files from my computer to properly play on my tv.

9/30/2013 5:10:46 PM

I thought my Groupon expired tomorrow.

It expired yesterday

10/16/2013 7:11:58 PM

I asked the lady making my sandwich to go very light on the mayonnaise. Instead, she dropped a Peter North-like load all over it.

10/16/2013 7:20:48 PM

My new 401K doesn't have a roth option

10/17/2013 11:19:35 AM

Complaining about wedding stuff when the future in-laws are paying for everything and the honeymoon is in Belize.

10/17/2013 11:26:25 AM

There are no bathrooms on the 3rd floor of Hunt

10/17/2013 11:28:52 AM

My desktop PC won't boot unless I unplug my external HDD from the USB port. Works fine if I boot with the drive unplugged and then plug it in, don't want to buy another external drive.

10/17/2013 11:37:13 AM

my new Smart TV didn't come with HBOgo installed, so now I have to get another Roku or hook my laptop up to it if I want to watch The Wire.

10/17/2013 12:28:10 PM