been watchin the food network for a good 2 hours bc im to lazy o find the remote THAT I JUST FOUND WHEN TYPING THIS CONFESSION

3/12/2008 1:01:28 AM

i love that show where they go to different burger joints. its fucking great and makes me want to eat everything

3/12/2008 1:03:04 AM

i saw that one rachel ray show the other day for the first time....shes not as annoying as i thought she was on larry king live

3/12/2008 1:20:38 AM

i really need to backup my computer but im too lazy to buy/make an external HDD

3/12/2008 1:21:29 AM

fuck it i need to go to bed

3/12/2008 10:45:58 PM

I enjoy reading in the shower with the water pouring down. the sound of the water allows me to entrench myself in the story while calming and cooling me at the same time.

3/12/2008 10:52:09 PM

Do you laminate your books?

3/12/2008 10:53:04 PM

no, i just direct the shower head so it hit directly down, or when im standing up i point it so it hits me around the waste.

3/12/2008 10:54:46 PM

I've heard of people reading while taking a bath.

3/12/2008 10:55:47 PM

i am so crazy in love and it scares the *bleep* out of me.

3/13/2008 7:05:48 AM

i made the executive decision to work from home today.

3/13/2008 9:36:40 AM

i r happy

3/13/2008 2:22:01 PM

I hate depending on you

3/13/2008 2:50:40 PM

i look at pictures of puppies and kitties for adoption on craigslist when i'm in a bad mood. it makes me but now i really want a dog

3/13/2008 8:01:02 PM

i like cheese

3/13/2008 8:03:46 PM

i write letters to food companies in hopes of coupons.

3/13/2008 8:06:11 PM

^ youd be amazed at how much free shit you can get doing that

3/13/2008 8:07:22 PM

I am sad now because a certain girl did not say "Bye" to me after our soccer game...it's like I don't even exist anymore

She just don't give a shit about me...despite her telling me when she broke up w/ me for other guy that "Nothing you could do could make me love you any less...I might love you differently, but I will never love you any less"

Lies, of course...assurances of that sort are usually lies

3/13/2008 8:19:08 PM

^^ i'm experiencing the benefits now

3/13/2008 8:19:58 PM

i love sticking my hands in the bottom of a popcorn bowl/bag and licking the salt.

3/13/2008 8:21:40 PM

i used to complain about the wendy's on western ALL the time (it was totally warranted, too) i had soooooo many free wendy's coupons last year. got them in the mail like weekly. but then everytime i went back, they'd fuck up again, so i'd complain again.

3/13/2008 8:21:49 PM

i deliberately avoid making small talk sometimes

3/13/2008 8:22:42 PM

to the guy at jiffy lube in clayton with the bmw, yes i would have gone home with you.

3/13/2008 10:12:00 PM

^ dashboard confessional. what do you know.

3/13/2008 10:13:39 PM

^very good. i would have married chris carabba. met him on my 19th birthday though...ahhh memories.

3/13/2008 10:15:10 PM

3/13/2008 10:15:23 PM

i literally only know 2 chicks that are on the level

3/13/2008 10:18:26 PM

it's funny to me to see chicks I know on myspace and facebook that are all the time like...

"OMG I'M SO IN LOVE, I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE MAH BABY"

3/13/2008 10:59:07 PM

I enjoy emo music

[Edited on March 13, 2008 at 11:06 PM. Reason : x]

3/13/2008 11:04:40 PM

ha i think its alot funnier when i see it on tww

3/13/2008 11:05:03 PM

haha thats even worse

3/13/2008 11:05:32 PM

I disguise my voice and pretend I'm someone else when a client calls in who I fucked over in the past

3/13/2008 11:06:43 PM

I find midgets extremely creepy and have no wish to be around them

3/13/2008 11:07:28 PM

I

really

3/14/2008 12:48:40 AM

No matter how classically manic I've gotten, or am getting, one symptom I never possess is not sleeping.


I fucking love sleep too much

3/14/2008 12:42:54 PM

i need to do laundry. i may take a nap soon though.

3/14/2008 5:35:04 PM

I fear nuclear wars and carnies.

3/14/2008 5:35:46 PM

i am currently sitting on the toilet taking a shit...never taken a shit and used my laptop at the same time...kinda fun i guess

3/14/2008 11:58:08 PM

I have an SAT class to teach tomorrow that I completely fucking forgot about until like an hour ago

now I must teach it unpreparedly and sleepily and half-assedly

3/15/2008 12:03:12 AM

Quote :

"unpreparedly and sleepily and half-assedly"

Just like 99 percent of the kids who actually take the test

[Edited on March 15, 2008 at 12:10 AM. Reason : ]

3/15/2008 12:10:07 AM

I used DH Hill more when I didn't go to State, than when I did.

3/15/2008 12:11:07 AM

^^
haha, truth...the class helps them get used to doing SAT problems while they are tired as fuck and want to be in bed

3/15/2008 12:14:42 AM

im having fun flirting with a coworker via text messages.

3/15/2008 12:34:56 AM

there is a moth flying by my lamp and its annoying

3/15/2008 12:42:41 AM

I find this extremely funny for some odd reason:

3/15/2008 12:49:02 AM

I miss you so much, it hurts sometimes.

3/15/2008 1:11:06 AM

I went crazy for a minute but now I think I'm back.

I wish I knew how to meet normal people because there are some crazy ass mofos out there.

3/15/2008 2:04:02 PM

I've been such a fool!

Things got so fucked up I'm not even sure which lesson to take out of the experience

3/15/2008 2:12:50 PM

i have not brushed my teeth yet today

3/15/2008 5:03:37 PM

gone through 9 packs of matches in the past 4 days

3/15/2008 7:27:46 PM