The grain-free, chicken-free cat food we got because we think one of our cats has a food allergy makes my living room smell like fish and grass.

11/1/2013 3:21:51 PM

but it doesn't smell like chicken or grain though, does it?

11/1/2013 3:25:13 PM

Blue Buffalo? The salmon flavor makes my place smell fishy

11/1/2013 3:25:25 PM

The kind I got is called Simply Nourish, I think.

11/1/2013 3:33:08 PM

got a smart TV, now I have to change all of my HDMI to route through the TV instead of stereo for it to work right.

11/1/2013 8:29:55 PM

I wanna fall asleep listening to music but I don't want it to play all night because I wake up to the radio

11/4/2013 11:59:57 PM

I found myself complaining that the heated seats in my car are not hot enough to service as effective back pain relief.

11/5/2013 7:14:28 AM

I have to go to work, its 39 degrees outside, I have summer tires

11/5/2013 7:40:59 AM

Quote :

"got a smart TV, now I have to change all of my HDMI to route through the TV instead of stereo for it to work right."

I have mine routed through the TV anyway... i find it much easier since i don't ever have to change the source on the receiver.

11/5/2013 7:51:24 AM

Doing laundry and cleaning up the house after getting back from my honeymoon to Belize.

Also...my back is peeling after getting burnt one day on a catamaran snorkeling trip. My skin is dry as fuck right now.

11/5/2013 9:30:45 AM

Our microwave reminder tone is really, really annoying. When you leave something in there, instead of a polite single beep it's like BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP. Sometimes I just like to warm something up and walk away, OK? I'll get it when I'm ready.

11/7/2013 1:29:57 PM

i keep scratching myself with my ring

11/7/2013 1:55:08 PM

I gave myself a nice gash with my ring one of the first few weeks I had it.

11/7/2013 1:58:18 PM

Feeling too lazy to make to healthy food I have in my fridge...fighting myself over whether or not to order in tonight.

11/7/2013 4:29:02 PM

The kind of gummy vitamins I like only come in a mixed fruit flavor. I don't like the lemon ones, but I eat them anyway.

I also have gummy fish oil, and I try to make Aaron eat the lemon ones, but I accidentally just gave him a raspberry.

11/12/2013 9:33:19 PM

The gummy prenatal I used to take were AWFUL after brushing my teeth. My new ones are just a pill and a gel cap but now I sometimes get fish burps.

11/12/2013 9:37:56 PM

Which ones? My multivitamin is the Vitafusion prenatal gummy. Or else I'd make Aaron eat the lemon ones of those too.

(No, I am not knocked up. I started taking prenatal to help my brittle hair.)

11/12/2013 10:02:17 PM

They were the vita fusion prenatals. I have taken them for years. My doctor always said there was no reason not to take prenatals and plenty of reasons you should take them.

11/12/2013 10:13:09 PM

My lunch was cold. How do you cook stir fry and it be cold ??

11/13/2013 9:00:42 PM

I rode the MARTA to get an epic cheeseburger from the Vortex bar in Atlanta, there is no cell service underground so I could not change my status from the MARTA.

11/13/2013 11:34:50 PM

left-over lasagna for lunch tomorrow or a sandwich?

11/18/2013 12:18:40 AM

lasagndwich

11/18/2013 12:32:35 AM

Food is downstairs on the coooooold first floor and I'm upstairs all warm and snuggly in bed with kitty.

11/22/2013 10:43:37 AM

This is good

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/05/first-world-problems-read-by-third-world-kids-ad-campaing_n_1943648.html?comm_crv

Quote :

"A new ad campaign from charitable organization Water is Life features Haitian children and adults reading the everyday gripes and minor irritations first world citizens post on Twitter with the popular #FirstWorldProblems hashtag."

12/13/2013 11:34:01 AM

I want to use my warm and cozy pregnancy bolster but I would have to get up and put the gel pack in the microwave and kitty and I are so cuddly under my softy blankie.

12/14/2013 9:19:17 PM

Also, both my interwebz devices are gonna die at almost the same time.

12/14/2013 9:59:39 PM

12/14/2013 10:15:50 PM

I cannot figure out the settings on the electric blanket. Is 22/Preheat high or 1? And no, I'm unable to feel the difference.

12/15/2013 12:14:30 AM

My tv kept losing signal tonight because I was watching basketball and trying to dvr a fight while someone else was using another tv.

12/15/2013 12:42:29 AM

wwaaahhh, i gotta spend tomorrow doing something that has the possibility of helping me start an awesome career

BUT I DON'T WANNA

12/15/2013 12:57:07 AM

I wish she would agree to refinance the damn house

12/15/2013 1:54:06 AM

Two common problems this morning.

1. I need to get up but the cat just got comfortable.
2. I want to eat but I will have to get out of bed and walk down 2 flights of stairs to the cold kitchen.

12/15/2013 9:05:09 AM

The Christmas lights I put on our mailbox are too bright and make the solar-powered snowmen next to it unable to tell that it's nighttime to know they should turn on.

12/15/2013 8:23:57 PM

all the Asian students in my class have been writing their last names first, all semester

so now I've got to switch a bunch of first and last names in my grade spreadsheet

12/15/2013 10:48:34 PM

Too many updates installing on my tablet. Gotta use chromebook.

12/15/2013 10:48:44 PM

I feel sort of guilty for ordering 80 pounds of cat litter off Amazon with free shipping, when the shipping would have been $67.48.

12/16/2013 1:11:24 PM

Belly is too full. Dont wanna get off the bed.

12/16/2013 5:28:04 PM

Lots of baby gifts have been bought for us, but none of them are from the registry and people aren't giving us receipts.

I totally feel like a spoiled brat but when it comes down to the essentials I did a lot of research on health and safety ratings, durability, and resale value. Toys and clothes I dont really care too much about but the big ticket items (especially things the baby will use daily and are meant to keep him safe) are something I am not really willing to compromise with.

12/29/2013 1:57:23 AM

I think that's a fair gripe. You took the time to register, and I would think if people are going to spend money on you then they'd get something you would use/like.

12/29/2013 4:21:10 AM

Went to Chipotle for lunch but couldn't decide what to order. Drove to Whole Foods for the hot bar instead...I was very hungry, but I couldn't get motivated to actually go in.

All I want in the whole wide world is Chick-fil-A.

1/5/2014 2:20:22 PM

well i'm totally bummed about blockbuster folding. now i'll have to do something other than become obsessed with tv series thanks to their mail service.

1/5/2014 3:01:06 PM

(netflix)

1/5/2014 3:34:03 PM

i know, i know. their library just isn't as expansive.

1/5/2014 3:35:56 PM

Kids want pizza and the wife and I want Szechwan chinese. I ordered from Papa Johns online, but then called Gourmet Kingdom. They closed from 3-4:30, so now I have to make two trips for food.

1/5/2014 4:09:19 PM

i have two penises and i can't decide which one to jerk off with

1/5/2014 4:54:42 PM

wife is making breakfast quiche for dinner. i want sausage quiche and she wants bacon quiche. we are having bacon quiche

1/5/2014 4:59:42 PM

Damn. I would not pick that battle.

But sometimes you gotta stand your ground on some bacon.

1/5/2014 5:02:47 PM

I like sausage quiche better. Next time!

1/5/2014 5:07:06 PM

my cats instagram page has more followers than my own

1/8/2014 1:24:17 PM

I thought I ordered my breakfast early. I was wrong. Won't be here until 8:30.

In more delightful news the food here is pretty good!

1/9/2014 6:51:28 AM