Page 57 confesses that he has been sleeping with the index for a while now.

3/18/2008 3:44:23 AM

...i don't remember posting that last night...well the edit at least...

3/18/2008 8:36:46 AM

^^ your post reminds me of an orson scott card novel

3/18/2008 8:51:33 AM

i had a retarded dream involving TWW of all things last night...

but i'm not telling what it was about...


confessing that i dream about tww is bad enough

3/18/2008 8:52:58 AM

i am currently in class right now...

3/18/2008 1:52:53 PM

I swore at a client today, but it was a case of mistaken identity

He was initially flummoxed, but he was cool after I explained the situation to him

3/18/2008 1:54:59 PM

i day dream like that guy from scrubs.

3/18/2008 1:56:42 PM

just fainted for the second time in 2 days

3/18/2008 7:12:37 PM

I have a test tomorrow morning that I probably should be studying for, but I'm at that point where I feel like additional cramming will do nothing because if I don't know this shit by now then I certainly won't know it in 11 hours.

And I feel bad about a shit-tastic project I handed into one of my classes today, even though I shouldn't because I'm taking the class credit-only.

3/18/2008 9:54:00 PM

sometimes ill be looking thru craigslist stuff for a laugh and ill run across something that totally turns me on

and then it kinda creeps me out that i just got moist after a causal encounter wanted add

3/18/2008 10:36:32 PM

as pretty and attractive as she is


i don't have much interest

3/18/2008 10:39:10 PM

^^What do the ads say?

3/18/2008 10:40:44 PM

she can't tell all her friends that she's crazy about me

and then not call me back, like, ever...

can she?

3/18/2008 10:45:59 PM

let's hope not

3/18/2008 10:46:35 PM

ok well she calls back... but usually like 2-3 days later...

[Edited on March 18, 2008 at 10:47 PM. Reason : but i agree lets hope not.]

3/18/2008 10:47:18 PM

if i had to choose between buying batteries for BOB or eating....


i'd buy the batteries

3/18/2008 10:50:01 PM

we should exchange pics

3/18/2008 10:50:34 PM

fat bastard, meet hot chick
hot chick, meet fat bastard

3/18/2008 10:50:57 PM

i have information i could post on here

but that would get the person/people fired and then i would probably be sued or some shit like that

3/18/2008 10:52:22 PM

at least BOB won't land you in prison

3/18/2008 10:52:31 PM

her: brb...dootie calls
me: taking the browns to the superbowl?
her: more like painting the town red. get it.
me: oh... oh my god

3/18/2008 10:53:38 PM

so i dated a guy for about 2 years....i guess we were going to get married and all that because i found out he had been looking at rings during the same time period as this confession...

....he was in a fraternity and one of the pledge things was a scavenger hunt....well they had to get a vibrator from priscilla's....he gave it to me so we could use it together...but it freaked me out for some reason and i wouldn't use it....i told him to give me a chance to use it on my own so i wouldn't be uncomfortable with it...

one day i decided to try it....it was the most amazing thing i had every experienced up to that point in time...

it was the deciding factor in my breaking up with him 2 weeks later

3/18/2008 11:01:26 PM

so, you kept it?

3/18/2008 11:05:04 PM

it's in my nightstand as we speak

3/18/2008 11:05:34 PM

WOW

drinks

3/18/2008 11:06:19 PM

i put all my eggs in one basket far too often

3/18/2008 11:10:18 PM

i wish i was drunk

3/18/2008 11:12:07 PM

I really am an alias.

I'm XSMP, puppy, zorthage, and a couple others.

3/18/2008 11:14:06 PM

I really am an alias.

I'm XSMP, puppy, DiamondAce, and a couple others.

3/18/2008 11:35:42 PM

Quote :

"so i dated a guy for about 2 years....i guess we were going to get married and all that because i found out he had been looking at rings during the same time period as this confession... ....he was in a fraternity and one of the pledge things was a scavenger hunt....well they had to get a vibrator from priscilla's....he gave it to me so we could use it together...but it freaked me out for some reason and i wouldn't use it....i told him to give me a chance to use it on my own so i wouldn't be uncomfortable with it... one day i decided to try it....it was the most amazing thing i had every experienced up to that point in time... it was the deciding factor in my breaking up with him 2 weeks later "

Getting outsourced can be a bitch.

3/19/2008 5:51:12 AM

hahahahhaa

3/19/2008 7:31:21 AM

i never shut my work laptop off

not even on airplanes

standby mode holler

3/19/2008 8:57:15 PM

i have a 7am flight and have yet to pack ANYTHING

3/19/2008 11:16:30 PM

i remember why i don't have people like that as friends

3/20/2008 10:26:51 PM

I frequently find it difficult to talk about something without resorting to stuff I read on a blog, saw on TV, or heard from other people. I guess I don't get out enough to have real experiences worth sharing.

3/20/2008 10:55:14 PM

the pokemon sounds I make sound too authentic

3/20/2008 11:06:59 PM

i was just about to confess something...

but i forgot what it was just as i clicked on this thread

3/21/2008 8:06:07 AM

oh shit...i just remembered what my confession was...


i confess....nutsmackr is gay

3/21/2008 9:53:41 AM

lol, DUH

3/21/2008 12:38:42 PM

i watched some she male porn the other day just for curiosty purposes. turns out that while they are sucking dick its barely watchable, but as soon as i see a hot woman with a nut sac my peen shrivles.

[Edited on March 21, 2008 at 12:40 PM. Reason : asdfg]

[Edited on March 21, 2008 at 12:45 PM. Reason : sdfg]

3/21/2008 12:40:41 PM

Quote :

"her: brb...dootie calls me: taking the browns to the superbowl? her: more like painting the town red. get it. me: oh... oh my god"

haha sounds like a keeper

3/21/2008 12:41:21 PM

c'est la vie.

3/21/2008 12:42:45 PM

my head is bumping

3/21/2008 12:44:02 PM

Je t'adore?

3/21/2008 12:45:18 PM

I lied about everything, just so I could keep getting laid.

3/21/2008 12:57:15 PM

2 monks take a vowl of silence
one day they pass eachother on the road
what do they talk about?

3/21/2008 3:50:29 PM

I make decent money, I have 5 weeks vacation a year, A great 403B plan, and I work with great people...

But lately I've really been wanting to quit my job.

3/21/2008 4:14:51 PM

Sometimes I question why I was born when I was. Everything about me, my manner of speaking, my likes, my comforts, my morals all point to the by-gone ages that our grandfathers grew up in. If I was born when I wanted, I'd be 91 years old now. 91! It was more normal for a lad of 20 to be graduating college in 1937. What was NC State, Raleigh, North Carolina in 1937? Mere shadows of what were to come. US 70 was Glenwood, as it is, but Hillsborough Street was US 1, and Western was US 64, and these were the only three real major roads of this quiet Southern capitol. State was, as now derided, then proudly, the home of scholar farmers and engineers. Slowly, but surely, you were digging yourselves out of the Depression. On some quiet spring evening, you could walk down Clark Street or some other residential road and hear the President talk about how he was going to save the New Deal by packing the [Supreme] Court. But odds are in 1937, I'd have never moved to North Carolina, I'd be going to some Northern college. But it's not 1937, the Navy I've joined isn't going to be fighting the great World War II, and I'm in Raleigh. May, and my commission and departure from Raleigh, seem to come too slowly. But I guess I'm tired of more than just this old town; I'd be making this same confession in Miami or Madawaska. I'm tired of trying to be a decent guy. It hasn't gotten me anything except the ridicule of my peers, the sneers of strangers. To some, I'm a creep, to others, a "fag," or the butt of jokes to more than a few Sailors and Marines. But these are the guys I would die for. All you here on TWW, I would die for too - blindly and stubbornly, I cling to the notion that there is still something good about this country and her citizens. I eagerly await the day I report to my ship and begin my career defending you and your rights. So please forgive this Sailor's faults - I forgive yours day in and day out and be grateful that there is at least one out there who wants you to never know what it means to have rights taken away and that you may never know what war is. Perhaps then, my loneliness might be abated somewhat.

3/21/2008 10:43:13 PM

should have poststalked because now im concerned

3/21/2008 11:26:41 PM

egg em up

3/21/2008 11:27:03 PM