588?

12/24/2005 1:07:23 PM

it's 9pm here on christmas eve

and i'm at work...woe is me

next year ima be drunk at christmas

12/24/2005 1:07:26 PM

so do i!
i'm wearing the hoodie right now
my shower head is at home
i got the little bracelets upstairs in my jewelry bag
and the scarf is in my suitcase

and sabrina is totally loving her new tennis-bone

12/24/2005 1:07:59 PM

well, i guess it's no secret!

12/24/2005 1:08:33 PM

nah--we opened up presents on wednesday

he's been a big geek with his new remote--i done good!!!

12/24/2005 1:09:44 PM

I considered posting something sexual in nature, but then I edited it and replaced it with this.

12/24/2005 1:10:04 PM

good job LK

Kelly is gonna get her earrings today

12/24/2005 1:10:23 PM

yay! i know she's gonna be excited

12/24/2005 1:13:13 PM

hahahahahahahahaha

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=374707

12/24/2005 1:26:05 PM

did you know will ferrell is doing a nascar movie?

12/24/2005 1:32:30 PM

oh yeah, can't wait

12/24/2005 1:32:57 PM

i didn't think you liked nascar

12/24/2005 1:33:38 PM

but i LOVE Will Ferrell

12/24/2005 1:34:25 PM

haha this i knew- the only reason i found out about the movie is because he was at a barmitzvah my mom was at

12/24/2005 1:35:36 PM

LUCKY

12/24/2005 1:36:05 PM

she actually said he was a jerk (although she says that about most people who are famous)

12/24/2005 1:36:47 PM

thank GOD i finally coughed up that phlegm! i've been trying to get that up all morning


isn't that the sexiest thing you've ever read?!

12/24/2005 1:39:53 PM

if i was him, i'd be a jerk too.

people with that kind of $ can be.

Mazel Tov!

12/24/2005 1:41:10 PM

^^makes me want to go to my room for a lil bit by myself

12/24/2005 1:41:44 PM

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=374741

12/24/2005 1:44:26 PM

Why the hell am I working all day on a holiday?

12/24/2005 1:44:49 PM

haha

12/24/2005 1:45:03 PM

LOL--new windex commercial where the crows ring the front door, then close the sliding glass door behind the guy and watch him walk into it when he goes to return back outside is funnnnnnnnnnnnnny

12/24/2005 1:59:20 PM

I am so full of anticipation that my genitals have sucked up into my body cavity.

12/24/2005 2:32:57 PM

so you're now an innie, not an outtie?

[Edited on December 24, 2005 at 2:41 PM. Reason : A GHOST!!]

12/24/2005 2:38:53 PM

Excuse me Brett, but you have disturbed me almost to the point of insanity. There, I am insane now. Brett, you were the greatest altar of emptiness. And now I watch you drink beer from a hat.

[Edited on December 24, 2005 at 2:40 PM. Reason : dfgdfg]

12/24/2005 2:40:14 PM

hahahaha

12/24/2005 2:40:53 PM

I was taking a shower one morning, lathering, rinsing, repeating, and as my mind was wandering the thought came to me "what would happen if blood just started pouring out of my ass?". When talking to friends, I like to tell them that it's my cry against the deforestation of the Bolivian rain forest or my reaction to strife caused by American intervention in Central America.

12/24/2005 2:43:32 PM

did you find some "special" coca cola over there? because boy, you be trippin

12/24/2005 2:45:13 PM

all i wanted was a quite x-mas and i am not even gonna get that

12/24/2005 2:45:59 PM

^^we have our ways Brett

12/24/2005 2:47:04 PM

PRIORITY MAIL MY ASS

12/24/2005 2:47:45 PM

^^^a quiet? xmas?

[Edited on December 24, 2005 at 2:48 PM. Reason : ^]

12/24/2005 2:47:58 PM

Thighs grazing. Leg hairs combing cleanly. Hands eagerly following famaliar paths to playfully grope that secret cul-de-sac

12/24/2005 2:48:45 PM

welp...shit just hit the fan for this house............

12/24/2005 2:58:22 PM

I'm not marrying anyone unless they propose to me on AIM

yahoo not acceptable

12/24/2005 3:01:49 PM

WILL YOU MARRY ME DANNY-O??

12/24/2005 3:05:23 PM

are you stalking me?


because that would be super

12/24/2005 3:07:22 PM

people who complain about how much they hate Christmas are so lame. If you are one your boring, yes, BORING tirade is uncreative and unoriginal. We all think the same things you are saying we are just mature enough to suck it up and deal with family and awkward gift moments and all the running around. Most of you should just be happy you have the means to have a Christmas and that you have a family who wants to see you. Some people aren't loved by anyone. At this moment you might think you would prefer that but I doubt you really do. Besides if you hate it so much why do you accept your nice gifts? You should tell everyone ahead of time you loathe Christmas and do not want to be involved. Not wait until Christmas Eve and try to lecture those of us who are just trying to make it as enjoyable as possible for ourselves and everyone around us. I'm sorry your stressed, that you haven't had anytime to "relax", that your family is so annoying since they live so far away and you have to waste gas to go see them. Shut up about it though. All of us are dealing with it. Just Shut UP.

12/24/2005 3:12:07 PM

amen sista



and i'm thinkin...i <3 ems

12/24/2005 3:14:14 PM

aww thanks Megs. I think you're the bestest and you always make it me feel better and smile

12/24/2005 3:15:14 PM

people who ruin holidays for others, or throw sausage balls at people at holiday parties should be banned from xmas all togehter!!!!

12/24/2005 3:16:15 PM

haha hells yeah.

okay... im off to see the Merritt's.

12/24/2005 3:18:05 PM

Quote :

"hells yeah"

12/24/2005 3:18:50 PM

hahahaha i called steve smith getting thrown out

GO COWBOYS!!!

12/24/2005 3:18:58 PM

25 minutes @ home and am already bored

12/24/2005 3:25:27 PM

i went and got a case of beer and handle of liquor to solve any problems i might have concerning boredom

12/24/2005 3:26:11 PM

i hope everything's goin alright


mom likes the new sunglasses


then again she has a pair of gold shoes

12/24/2005 3:29:12 PM

larry johnson is a beast

and fuck the cowboys

12/24/2005 3:57:36 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA

WAY TO RUN INTO THE KICKER YOU DOUCHEBAGS!!!

12/24/2005 3:59:36 PM