head

obviously

12/12/2005 12:49:13 PM

yeah your mom does give some good head

but we aren't talkin about that

[Edited on December 12, 2005 at 12:51 PM. Reason : ]

[Edited on December 12, 2005 at 12:51 PM. Reason : lol]

12/12/2005 12:49:38 PM

You are such a punk, V0LC0M... haha - I send them emails and voicemails, duh.

12/12/2005 12:54:14 PM

12/12/2005 1:25:25 PM

I have a case of the Mondays

12/12/2005 1:26:11 PM

NO SHIT ME TOO!!!

[Edited on December 12, 2005 at 1:38 PM. Reason : on that note im goin to lunch!]

12/12/2005 1:26:41 PM

oh we back!

12/12/2005 2:41:10 PM

3-day work week - Yeeeeeeeees

12/12/2005 2:46:09 PM

that is so not fair

12/12/2005 2:47:49 PM

haha well I've been busting my butt at work all year with no vac time, including working 17 hours straight one day for the last event of the year last week, so I'm going to enjoy it

12/12/2005 2:53:23 PM

as you should

12/12/2005 2:55:22 PM

i just farted in the office
they tend to linger
should i warn my fellow workers or laugh when they start to cry?

12/12/2005 2:56:41 PM

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit no warnings needed

let them squirm

12/12/2005 3:17:14 PM

lol...awwwwww shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

one girl left the room and the other said i was immature

12/12/2005 3:26:46 PM

now go get a ziplock bag and fart into it and put it in her desk drawer right after you poke a hole in with a pencil.

[Edited on December 12, 2005 at 3:28 PM. Reason : shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttt]

12/12/2005 3:28:01 PM

I've got some tedious bullshit to do this afternoon at work... Tdub is seriously killing my productivity.

12/12/2005 3:29:44 PM

haha, pure evil

12/12/2005 3:29:53 PM

i know but its so fun to fuck with the one girl who is brave enough to say something

[Edited on December 12, 2005 at 3:31 PM. Reason : i call that one the "Slow Leak"]

12/12/2005 3:31:26 PM

ok...so she was looking something up for me online and i was standing over her shoulder when i had the urge...

needless to say she slapped the fuck out of my thigh

12/12/2005 3:34:55 PM

ahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

nothin like a surprise attack

12/12/2005 3:36:04 PM

well fuck, she told my boss

now i have a meeting in a few minutes

12/12/2005 3:40:38 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAAH!!!!!!

you have GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!


what is he going to say to you, please dont fart on your coworkers?

oh please record this and embed it in this thread

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

12/12/2005 3:41:39 PM

Ok, here is how it went down.

Boss: Have a seat James.
Me: Ok
Boss: You know that [name removed] had a small complaint about your behavior right?
Me: Umm, no.
Boss: She said you passed gas on her.
Me: Oh, well it was more beside her than on her, and it was accidental bacause i forgot to take my medication this morning.
Boss: You are on medication.
Me: Yeah, sometimes i can't really control it when i don't take it.
Boss: Well, just try to be more careful around her then because she took it harder than some of your guy friends would. Do you understand?
Me: Yeah, sorry about this.


So i said i was sorry to my co-worker and she just kinda shrugged it off like she did not want to hear it. lol, she believed the medication thing too.

12/12/2005 3:50:02 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAAHAHHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAvHAHAHAHA

[Edited on December 14, 2005 at 9:06 AM. Reason : wow i needed that this morning]

[Edited on December 14, 2005 at 9:07 AM. Reason : now i need some coffee]


[Edited on December 14, 2005 at 9:08 AM. Reason : and food]

12/14/2005 9:06:28 AM

classic

12/14/2005 2:02:02 PM

me

12/14/2005 2:21:35 PM

me

12/14/2005 2:21:58 PM

i want to take a nap and seeing as how no one has been in here for the last two hours i might be able to get away with it.

12/14/2005 2:36:27 PM

wow what a crappy day

12/15/2005 4:47:33 PM

10 minutes left

12/15/2005 4:49:55 PM

Friday roll call

12/16/2005 10:47:13 AM

last day at this job!

12/16/2005 10:48:21 AM

luck you

12/16/2005 10:49:43 AM

im mad that all the holidays are on weekends.

12/16/2005 10:53:41 AM

yeah isnt that just a kick in the teeth

12/16/2005 10:55:04 AM

<--unemployed

12/16/2005 11:45:28 AM

awwwwwwwwww shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

12/16/2005 11:47:48 AM

awwwwww shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit is riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

12/16/2005 11:48:27 AM

lol

12/16/2005 11:51:35 AM

bttt

12/20/2005 9:15:37 AM

i'm just trying to get through thursday

then it's 11 days off

12/20/2005 9:17:08 AM

<---

AND i'm burning grateful dead CDs to my iTunes on my laptop for my dad's iPod that he's getting for christmas

12/20/2005 9:22:15 AM

My vacation begins today. Off to the airport at 2:30!

12/20/2005 9:29:36 AM

grateful dead?

HIPPIE

12/20/2005 9:30:26 AM

Quote :

"i'm just trying to get through thursday then it's 11 3 days off "

[Edited on December 20, 2005 at 9:32 AM. Reason : lol]

12/20/2005 9:31:48 AM

bttt

12/20/2005 3:27:50 PM

yes my dad was a hippie (turned lawyer)

12/20/2005 3:28:42 PM

i'm @ work and just found out I have to stay here till around 8'ish. go figure.

12/20/2005 3:28:50 PM

I was posting earlier on IE at work and got screamed at when my inbox turned green. I was all scared for a minute, bc it was so loud. I think I may have lost a few pounds bc I was sweating bullets.

12/20/2005 5:05:20 PM

bttt

12/21/2005 4:59:17 PM