page 6 of this shit

6/26/2006 8:17:26 PM

speaking of shit...

6/26/2006 8:32:59 PM

I was asked to give updates.


I would've let it die.

6/26/2006 8:34:28 PM

(because he was ashamed of the fact that he totally didn't follow any of the advice given to him)

6/27/2006 7:19:38 AM

At least you get a lunch break.

6/27/2006 7:31:37 AM

hoo boy...


i posted here

6/28/2006 4:32:04 AM

I told you folks, no amount of words was going to show this kid the light. How did you people learn? By walking through the fire yourself. Every situation is unique, even if their is some comonality in the irrationality of all female specimens.

6/29/2006 2:02:04 PM

I haven't spoken to her since sunday.


It's getting better, slowly.

6/30/2006 12:22:11 AM

There might be a day when she wants to come back. Don't bow to the pressure.

6/30/2006 12:38:15 AM

this is like detox. you have to slowly exit this relationship breakup. keep the communication, but keep reducing it....dosage, exposure however you want to call it.

main thing, keep yourself occupied. NOTHING is more important. be with friends a lot.

6/30/2006 1:11:29 AM

The world would be a much better place if people just listened to rallydurham

6/30/2006 1:28:57 AM

Fuck rallydurham. Just another name on a message board that watched Swingers and got dumped by a few girls along the way. His advice is blithe, misogynistic, and steeped with undertones of a repressed internet loser that thinks he has it all figured out by boiling down the entire female population on the sum of a couple of unfortunate events in his life.

6/30/2006 10:59:58 AM

you either have good times or good stories

it's called experience and it's fucking useful

6/30/2006 11:09:53 AM

haha alright tiger.

I saw swingers ten years ago and it didnt leave much of an impression on me at all...

loser? Because i call it how it is? You can get upset about it if you want but the fact of the matter is, either you're fucking my girlfriend or I'm fucking yours. Its a food chain and all that matters is where you stack up.

I date up, i fuck down, i get cheated on with QB's & actors, and im the guy who the average college guy's g/f is cheating on him with.

Either way, i dont have time to jaw back and forth with some clown on the sidelines like you cypher.

6/30/2006 12:57:49 PM

jesus christ rally

youre a loser

you seriously are proud of losing a girlfriend to some douche QB or faggoty actor and then also proud of 'stealing' some engineering nerd's girlfriend?

let us know when your inferiority complex gets delt with. you may seriously need to go get some help.

6/30/2006 1:33:02 PM

huh? no, im not proud of it, im just explaining how things work...

you can either be celibate, get married, or play the dating game.

Girls look at guy as nothing more than a status symbol. Girls want to be important, hence the reason they look for guys with fame, money, importance, etc...

They dont actually have true feelings for them. They might be in "love" with a guy at the time, but watch how fast that love dissipates when they meet someone new.

Guys try to act so hard like they dont have feelings and everything, but really they are the ones that get attached easily.

Just look... when a girl cheats on a guy or leaves him for someone else the guy loses his mind. He starts calling 50 times a day, showing up randomly at her work or apt, harrassing her friends, calling her parents, vandalizing/threatening the new guy, etc. You can deny that you have ever done any of these things, but i see this stuff all the time.

Now look at the reverse. When a guy gets caught cheating on a girl what does she do? She cries for three hours. Not because she cares about losing you, but because she is worried about her status because you have degraded her. She'll go fuck 3-4 different guys in the next week or two and never think about you again except when she IM's you to drop little hints about the new guys she's fucking.


Almost everyone in this thread has been agreeing with me and there's a reason for that. It's the ones of you on the sidelines that dont understand how it works. It's a brutal game, but it's a lot easier to play if you understand the reasoning behind it.


You want to lead a happy and stable life? Don't ever revolve your life around a female. They can be a hell of a lot of fun, but they aren't worth losing your mind over.

It's the people that can put girls in perspective that pull all the ass and avoid the majority of the heartache.

[Edited on June 30, 2006 at 3:17 PM. Reason : a]

6/30/2006 3:13:35 PM

Quote :

"Panthro All American 2427 Posts user info edit post if this thread reaches 7 pages without you fucking/finding some new snatch... you are pathetic. 6/20/2006 2:15:50 PM"

We are getting very close to Doomsday...

QUIT CRYIN', BITCH!

6/30/2006 3:18:02 PM

relationships are worthless
unless you can learn something from it

6/30/2006 3:31:30 PM

Me and my x-gf dated 3 and a half years.

We broke up, it sucked

What the fuck is all this shit in this thread thouugh, it seems pretty pathetic

6/30/2006 3:33:19 PM

Hey look everybody, another horror-movie type thread, where we scream at the TV and the main character STILL GOES BACK INTO THE FUCKING HOUSE

Haha why did you even ask for counseling, you fucking idiot? You got rallydurham's GOLDEN FUCKING ADVICE setting you up with the opportunity to gracefully handle this situation, and you dropped it and fucked yourself up nice and good.

Seriously, I would rip your balls off with my bare hands to have the opportunity to build myself a time machine and send myself that advice after my first huge breakup (3 1/2 years)

I'm still in awe

You had that advice

and you still fucked up

This just goes to show that you DIDNT want advice, you DIDNT want help -- you just wanted pity. You're not strong or willing enough to pull yourself out of your situation -- forget about this bitch and move on and you'll thank everybody in this thread, ggs all around, and I'll even buy you a drink.

But before I go, let's review a few things you should be repeating to yourself daily:

1) You did not have a "special connection"
2) Your situation is not "unique"
3) Some other guy is balls deep in that bitch, probably on a daily basis now

Stop degrading yourself

6/30/2006 3:58:04 PM

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"I date up, i fuck down, i get cheated on with QB's & actors, and im the guy who the average college guy's g/f is cheating on him with."

God shut up. You're some anonymous scrub on a message board, the only venue you have to feel cool, and it's via some generic canned "advice" that anyone with half a clue see's right through and laughs at.

If you're such a stud chief, why aren't you proudly displaying your pic in your gallery?

I admit, it makes for interesting reading, but when I read shit like this

Quote :

"Girls look at guy as nothing more than a status symbol. Girls want to be important, hence the reason they look for guys with fame, money, importance, etc..."

I see a guy with exceedingly low self esteem, that got shit on by a girl with even lower self esteem, and he thinks he now has a theory about females everywhere.

Quote :

"They dont actually have true feelings for them. They might be in "love" with a guy at the time, but watch how fast that love dissipates when they meet someone new."

Some of us left high school several years ago. Apparently, you didn't graduate yet.

Quote :

"Guys try to act so hard like they dont have feelings and everything, but really they are the ones that get attached easily. "

You need to turn off the rap videos and get a clue.

Quote :

"Almost everyone in this thread has been agreeing with me and there's a reason for that. It's the ones of you on the sidelines that dont understand how it works."

There agreeing with

BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL DUDES

and think it's funny when you spew disparaging comments about females. Durr.

6/30/2006 4:03:46 PM

^ The funny shit is, rallydurham is right when you consider the term "most females"

There are exceptions, but you need remarkable patience, timing, and observational skills to pull off nabbin' one.

Considering most human beings are brain dead pieces of trash, his advice is golden

6/30/2006 4:07:00 PM

1CYPHER

Lokken

= "Nice Guys" AKA "Knights in shining Armor" AKA either always the friend or dating a fugly.

6/30/2006 4:10:21 PM

Quote :

"^ The funny shit is, rallydurham is right when you consider the term "most females""

I think it's the glib way he offers it out and then this guy gets raked through the coals for not listening. And just what is "most", 50.00001%? I don't particularly agree. I've had more girls decide they wanted out of the blue to stop dating for reasons not related to any other dude than for ones that wanted to jump ship to some new dick.

Peronally, I rather don't mind going through the pain of breakups, because it teaches you a little about yourself every time.

Quote :

"Seriously, I would rip your balls off with my bare hands to have the opportunity to build myself a time machine and send myself that advice after my first huge breakup (3 1/2 years)"

Right, we all went through the trials and tribulations. But what happens if this guy takes the advice, then in 5 more years, when he is older, is in another relationship, and the stakes seem even higher (ie, an engagement), and some whore pulls it? The outcome is likely to be worse. If there is anything that breakups have taught me, it's to be skeptical of every chick on the planet. That's just not something you can dole out on an anonymous message board. These things have to be learned the hard way.


^ That wasn't a very effective troll of me, try again!

[Edited on June 30, 2006 at 4:14 PM. Reason : troll troll troll your boat]

6/30/2006 4:13:35 PM

Quote :

"huh? no, im not proud of it, im just explaining how things work... you can either be celibate, get married, or play the dating game. Girls look at guy as nothing more than a status symbol. Girls want to be important, hence the reason they look for guys with fame, money, importance, etc... They dont actually have true feelings for them. They might be in "love" with a guy at the time, but watch how fast that love dissipates when they meet someone new. Guys try to act so hard like they dont have feelings and everything, but really they are the ones that get attached easily. Just look... when a girl cheats on a guy or leaves him for someone else the guy loses his mind. He starts calling 50 times a day, showing up randomly at her work or apt, harrassing her friends, calling her parents, vandalizing/threatening the new guy, etc. You can deny that you have ever done any of these things, but i see this stuff all the time. Now look at the reverse. When a guy gets caught cheating on a girl what does she do? She cries for three hours. Not because she cares about losing you, but because she is worried about her status because you have degraded her. She'll go fuck 3-4 different guys in the next week or two and never think about you again except when she IM's you to drop little hints about the new guys she's fucking. Almost everyone in this thread has been agreeing with me and there's a reason for that. It's the ones of you on the sidelines that dont understand how it works. It's a brutal game, but it's a lot easier to play if you understand the reasoning behind it. You want to lead a happy and stable life? Don't ever revolve your life around a female. They can be a hell of a lot of fun, but they aren't worth losing your mind over. It's the people that can put girls in perspective that pull all the ass and avoid the majority of the heartache."

didnt you JUST say you dont have the time to be bothered with people on the 'side lines' ?

then you type all this horseshit out

youre a fucking loser dude. noone gives a fuck that a bunch of backwards ass nerds on a message board think you know something about how to control the sluts you found at an egineering school

you have some kind of need to be validated by these people.

get a damn life son.

6/30/2006 4:23:37 PM

you kids are so mean to each other

6/30/2006 4:43:24 PM

I gotta admit, rallydurham's input here is pretty accurate in lots of situations here.

Sure it goes both ways. But I think his perspective seems to fit this thread rather well.

6/30/2006 4:45:40 PM

Jesus fucking christ lokken

Can you make it any more obvious that you don't fuck attractive women?

6/30/2006 4:53:22 PM

I dont' see anything here that would indicate that. The trolls are failing. p.s. there is a thread in the garage you disappeared from.

6/30/2006 5:04:04 PM

^^

i dont know dude. could you latch on to someone you think is living your dream life a little more?

have you ever even talked to a woman? youre fucking pathetic dude. seriously, i honesly feel bad for you.

i mean for fucks sake 'drop the golden knowledge on your dome' ???

i mean how fucking hard can you try and not look like a complete joke.

[Edited on June 30, 2006 at 5:21 PM. Reason : *]

6/30/2006 5:20:03 PM

rallydurham is about 95% on the money. I don't agree that all girls are strictly opportunists all the time--a fair number of them are totally genuine from time to time (and prob a majority THINK they are most of the time).

but yeah, most everything else he's saying is right on the money. I was the nice guy/knight in shining armor doormat chump until I was about 20 or so, then I spent a few years settling the score by jocking bitches without mercy, and now I'm kinda in the middle (nice guy, but doesn't really take any shit and will send a broad on her way yesterday if she tries to jerk me around). I've seen pretty much every approach taken by my friends, too (especially living in a fraternity house for a couple of years, and being in the Marines after college). It may not be what some of you want to hear, and at times, he's a little bit overly cynical and utilitarian (unless you don't care to ever have a meaningful relationship, and strictly want to womanize), but rallydurham is closer to reality than most of you in here.

[Edited on June 30, 2006 at 5:22 PM. Reason : and i've never once been dumped...just taken advantage of a couple of times]

[Edited on June 30, 2006 at 5:24 PM. Reason : asdfasd]

6/30/2006 5:20:54 PM

what rallydurham has done, well, i must say

is take a couple obvious, tried and played out 'truths' and wrap it in a bunch of filler

1. attractive people date attractive people, ugly people date ugly people
2. people want what they cant have

he has spun that five different ways every post and nerds like SandSanda and Noen eat the shit up. Its really quite pathetic.

and I have no doubt rally is completely aware of this.

6/30/2006 5:23:41 PM

Lokken why do you say stupid stuff like "have you even ever talked to a woman." Obviously if I can tell you're so God damn naive then I have pretty good experience to back it up.

We have an entire thread of gents saying "preach it brother" and you and like one other toolbag are the only clueless dipshits trying to play counterculture to a viewpoint thats pretty much dead-fucking-on.

6/30/2006 5:24:10 PM

^^no, it's a little more complicated than that, and he's done a pretty decent job of explaining it


^yeah, i think you'd be hard pressed to find many guys who've dated and/or slept with a fair number of girls, particularly without resorting to chubbychasing, going ugly early, or getting used by women in exchange for sex, who don't at least more or less agree with rallydurham.

[Edited on June 30, 2006 at 5:27 PM. Reason : asfdasd]

6/30/2006 5:24:56 PM

^^ fraid not little kiddo

what you have is a few college kids that have some growing up to do. your 'insight' into how naive i am is exactly why youre so fucking pathetic. you couldnt be more off base. im no nice guy nor am i a knight in shinning armor wanna be.

I say 'have you ever talked to a woman' in complete seriousness because looking at your posts is painfully obvious you may not have.

6/30/2006 5:27:02 PM

I've proven my point.

Kiddo.

6/30/2006 5:29:58 PM

as usual

you have no point

youre an uber troll

6/30/2006 5:31:43 PM

Quote :

"We have an entire thread of gents saying "preach it brother" and you and like one other toolbag are the only clueless dipshits trying to play counterculture to a viewpoint thats pretty much dead-fucking-on."

I'm not playing counter culture to anything shit head. I'm just saying this tripe "knowledge" that has been dropped is worthless

A) because it's dumb to try and take a unique situation and fit the thing entirely into cliches and approximations
and
B) people gotta experience the pain for themselves, it's actually pretty stupid not to

6/30/2006 5:42:51 PM

Quote :

"A) because it's dumb to try and take a unique situation and fit the thing entirely into cliches and approximations and"

not if bitches act cliche

6/30/2006 5:44:53 PM

YEA, AND DO WE KNOW ALL SIDES OF THIS STORY? I MEAN FOR FUCKS SAKE, SOME OF YOU PEOPLE COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHERE THE SHIT SMELL WAS COMING FROM RIGHT AFTER BEING DIRTY SANCHEZ'D.

6/30/2006 5:47:55 PM

can someone just transpose all the advice I gave in that other thread

6/30/2006 7:19:36 PM

hahaha 1CYPHER and Lokken hahahaha

thanks for keeping me entertained guys.

Especially this comment by cypher:

Quote :

"I've had more girls decide they wanted out of the blue to stop dating for reasons not related to any other dude than for ones that wanted to jump ship to some new dick. "

HAHAHAhA, yea boy you are a real expert in the field there. Girls NEVER want to stop dating a guy "out of the blue". Either you are boring, terrible in bed, a real fucking slob, or just not as good as the new guy she met. And it takes a LOT for a girl to leave for any reason other than the last one. Most women, most PEOPLE will put up the crap they don't like about their boyfriend/girlfriend, just because it's better to have someone than not.

And the fact you've had so many girls break up with you at all says a lot about how incapable you are of having ANY valid commentary in this conversation. If a girl breaks up with you and you don't know why, or it happens "all of a sudden", you are a completely oblivious idiot

6/30/2006 7:32:32 PM

GraniteBalls, don't lose sight of new opportunities (i.e. new poon), but never overlook the power of good ol' make-up sex. I'm not telling you to get back with your ex, but make-up sex is awesome.

6/30/2006 9:19:54 PM

Make-up sex is indeed awesome...BUT the repercussions are often not worth it.

6/30/2006 9:26:08 PM

that's why you get mangled so you don't remember it.

6/30/2006 9:26:58 PM

Yeah I'm sure this guy's relationship was a unique little snowflake

7/1/2006 3:13:54 AM

Hint: When everyone but you gets it, the "point" has flown over your head.

7/1/2006 3:30:18 AM

Quote :

"God shut up. You're some anonymous scrub on a message board, the only venue you have to feel cool, and it's via some generic canned "advice" that anyone with half a clue see's right through and laughs at. If you're such a stud chief, why aren't you proudly displaying your pic in your gallery?"

Whatever player. I've cheated on girls hotter than you've ever talked to.

and I've hooked up with more girls in the past 10 hours (two) than you probably will all month.

I dont display a picture on here cause i like being able to go places without being associated with this message board. Believe it or not, its okay to keep the internet and real world separate.

Plenty of people know me on here, and they know how i get down.

You don't have to take my advice, i could care less. But stop trying to act so tough on here... I hear guys like you whining all the time on the other end of the phone asking their girlfriend where she's at..

I was just trying to help this guy out, cause i've been there before myself. I was a pussy at one point in my life and let a girl get to me. Now, i just vent then move on to the next one. Usually, if you can pull yourself together you end up with a cooler, hotter, and tighter version of your ex.

You're just a hater because you don't have the playbook.
but i wasn't born with the playbook, i had to learn and write it myself.

You're like Noel Mazzone, you keep calling those bubble screens on 3rd and 18 and wondering why you cant pick up a first down.
Me? When i get blitzed from the left side i move a tight end over there to buy some time so i can find my receivers downfield.

[Edited on July 1, 2006 at 4:15 AM. Reason : a]

7/1/2006 4:03:00 AM

ha, its funny to watch everyone know what theyre talking about.

7/1/2006 4:18:39 AM

Quote :

"You're like Noel Mazzone, you keep calling those bubble screens on 3rd and 18 and wondering why you cant pick up a first down. Me? When i get blitzed from the left side i move a tight end over there to buy some time so i can find my receivers downfield."

MAZZOWNED

7/1/2006 1:47:15 PM