dan, im gonna have to go with ^

sleeping around = sleeping around

[Edited on January 4, 2008 at 9:27 AM. Reason : 6]

1/4/2008 9:27:21 AM

haha

yea i know, im just speculating

i knew thats what it was

doesnt mean it wasnt good stuff

1/4/2008 9:30:25 AM

just got back from a week in puerto rico


girlfriend went apeshit* last night upon my return




makes for some good times.







note: apeshit is not a literal term.

1/4/2008 9:33:03 AM

^nothing like some sexual tension to make a good night

1/4/2008 9:52:26 AM

1/4/2008 10:55:49 AM

Drunken random sex.

1/4/2008 11:44:15 PM

i thought this said butt sex... i am disappointed...

Quote :

"Sex with an emotionally unstable seriously bipolar...."

is always the best... my best sex was with a guy that was in and out of a mental institution..

1/4/2008 11:46:08 PM

blah i get that "i really REALLY love anal" vibe from you

1/4/2008 11:46:53 PM

^^ haha, i agree. best i've ever had was with a bipolar girl. She was the 2nd girl I ever slept with (and the 1st had been a one night stand), so I had no idea what I had on my hands (and everything else, for that matter) at the time.

I've been waiting and hoping ever since to experience sex like that again! So far, only one girl has really come close.

1/7/2008 3:47:37 AM

hahah

am I a dick for thinking that sex is pretty much the same no matter who it's with lol




actually I will say that the person I most enjoyed poundin has posted in this thread or umm, well, they're in this thread


I like hot dirty girls that beg me for it

1/7/2008 3:51:00 AM

the best sex involves lots of tears.

1/7/2008 9:02:12 AM

^^ so how many times have you been in an institution?

[Edited on January 7, 2008 at 9:29 AM. Reason : .]

1/7/2008 9:03:20 AM

Last Night

1/7/2008 9:28:48 AM

^^^ mm tears the natural lube

3/26/2008 12:10:31 AM

Quote :

"best i've ever had was with a bipolar girl."

Me too. That was in 2001 and I actually ran into her about 6 months ago. We ended up going out for a drink and I was all excited about crazy ass from her again, but then I remembered that after I ended our <2 month relationship she went apeshit and fucked at least 37 guys in one semester afterwards.

She tried pulling the "reformed slut who is now super choosy about who fucks her" card, but I was still scared to put my dick near her.

3/26/2008 12:16:20 AM

how did you get the number 37






also, thats 2 a week

3/26/2008 12:22:47 AM

She bragged about it to several people and it got back to me.

Whats really weird is that she was an incoming freshman when we met and by all sources I was something like the fourth guy that she'd ever had sex with.

3/26/2008 12:25:27 AM

37 seemed a little too coincidental. But damn.

3/26/2008 12:26:56 AM

guys are always the 4th or 7th when girls are that age

when they get older they don't ask and neither do you

3/26/2008 12:26:56 AM

37 is close to a football team minus special teams

3/26/2008 12:26:59 AM

^4th guy


bah baaaaah bahaahahahahahhahahhaha

3/26/2008 12:27:03 AM

when you ask something stupid like, "hey baby, what number was I?"


4 sounds a hell of a lot better than, "I don't fucking know"

3/26/2008 12:28:38 AM

^ I knew a lot of people that she went to high school with and apparently she didn't get around at all back then.

I've actually dated a few that have turned into notorious sluts afterwards. Either that or they marry the next guy that they meet.

3/26/2008 12:29:06 AM

37 in one semester isn't too bad. What's that...like a couple guys a week?

Gotta make moves, y'all!

3/26/2008 12:30:49 AM

I was the 3rd with the only chick I ever fucked. Her previous two were virgins as well.

So if she fucked 37 guys, and the average whore sucks six cocks per guy fucked...then did she suck 222 cocks?

3/26/2008 12:31:00 AM

more than that

miles and miles of cock

3/26/2008 12:32:04 AM

Quote :

"So if she fucked 37 guys, and the average whore sucks six cocks per guy fucked...then did she suck 222 cocks?"

I'd assume by the time you hit that point you really have no reservations about letting them fuck you after they put their dick in your mouth.

Where did that ratio come from anyway?

3/26/2008 12:32:33 AM

She is bipolar so I don't think she's an "average whore." It sounds like it was probably a really tough time for her.

But that ratio seems way off for anybody. The younger generation is like that though.

[Edited on March 26, 2008 at 12:37 AM. Reason : sss]

3/26/2008 12:36:44 AM

Quote :

"So if she fucked 37 guys, and the average whore sucks six cocks per guy fucked...then did she suck 222 cocks? "

that sounds like virgin logic to me... the mouth is way more personal and intimate than the vagina, case closed

3/26/2008 12:37:02 AM

bipolar as in averaging 2 poles a week

3/26/2008 12:37:24 AM

AHAHA, that's actually a good one.

I knew something like that was coming.

3/26/2008 12:38:56 AM

its more like sleep with 2 or 3 a day and then try to straighten up for a while, i'd bet






*whistles*

3/26/2008 12:39:50 AM

Wasn't that the "Clerks" ratio?

I could be way off.

3/26/2008 12:41:19 AM

hahah this shit is funny

it's easy to let your number get really high, now I just beat off if I think I'm gonna hook up with a chick that isn't on my level

3/26/2008 12:41:20 AM

I just get really drunk and then don't count it.

3/26/2008 12:42:47 AM

lol, I always lie and say I don't have a condom!

and since I'm a responsible male, thanks for the BJ, bye!

[Edited on March 26, 2008 at 12:45 AM. Reason : !]

3/26/2008 12:44:20 AM

the number of people to number of STDs aquired ratio is more important than the raw number of people you fucked.

go live in the church basement if sleeping with 5 people a year (or more, whatever) over the course of your sexually active life is morally objectionable

3/26/2008 12:44:31 AM

0 stds EVER!!!! [lucky]

and I'm not about to tell tww my number

3/26/2008 12:46:01 AM

Like two or three years ago, three of my friends got STDs all at the same time. From their boyfriends!

I got all freaked out and decided to be a one-man woman.

And the dude I picked makes me cry all the time. So I've had sex a total of 1 times in the past three years with a guy who makes me cry. And gotten really fat.

So, yeah, I think people need to be having more sex, not less.

3/26/2008 12:53:58 AM

or get another dude and live your life!

3/26/2008 12:54:53 AM

It's too late! I got fat. I'm stuck with the dude-who-makes-me-cry for the rest of my life.

I have no control over the situation.

LOL

3/26/2008 12:56:41 AM

LOL

I know, it's like that when a man beats that ass

get on Kanyes workout plan!

[Edited on March 26, 2008 at 12:59 AM. Reason : !]

3/26/2008 12:58:27 AM

^^You could always try chembob or me! Thick chicks rock our worlds.

[Edited on March 26, 2008 at 1:02 AM. Reason : Yay thick chicks!]

3/26/2008 1:01:58 AM

I used to be thick. Now I'm fat. World of difference.

But thanks though.

I'll give you a call if I ever get thick again.

3/26/2008 1:05:01 AM

Quote :

"Me too. That was in 2001 and I actually ran into her about 6 months ago. We ended up going out for a drink and I was all excited about crazy ass from her again, but then I remembered that after I ended our <2 month relationship she went apeshit and fucked at least 37 guys in one semester afterwards. She tried pulling the "reformed slut who is now super choosy about who fucks her" card, but I was still scared to put my dick near her. "

her name wasn't Sandra, was it?

Quote :

"miles and miles of cock "

hahaha

Quote :

"bipolar as in averaging 2 poles a week "

hahahaha

Quote :

"its more like sleep with 2 or 3 a day and then try to straighten up for a while, i'd bet *whistles* "

hey, aren't you actually a chick, not a dude?

if so,

Quote :

"I just get really drunk and then don't count it. "

hahaha

Quote :

"it's easy to let your number get really high, now I just beat off if I think I'm gonna hook up with a chick that isn't on my level "

yeah, i got a late start and have maintained pretty consistantly good standards, and have lessened the pace a lot since leaving college...so I'm still in the low teens (at the old age of 28). if you just wanted to whore it out, you could tally up a huge number in no time.

and i can't even imagine what it's like to be female. you could get laid, like, on command.

Quote :

"0 stds EVER!!!! [lucky] "

yeah? how many times have you gotten your bore punched?

3/26/2008 1:12:53 AM

i'm still waiting for the best sex i've ever had

3/26/2008 6:32:19 AM

when she cums doggy style

because I was in love with the girl

3/26/2008 8:12:13 AM

A night out drinking and dancing.
Back to her place, we're both drunk, tear each other's clothes off.
Immediately start getting head
Followed by some loud wake the neighbors sex while I finger her ass (testing the waters so to speak)
Followed by more head
Then my dick goes in her ass (hey, she liked the finger)... aaaaand she loves it.
Pound it till we both get off.
Then a shower.

Hottest night ever

3/26/2008 10:43:08 AM

Quote :

"her name wasn't Sandra, was it?"

Ashley.

3/26/2008 11:39:19 AM

bttt for:

Quote :

"Hey- a couple times while we were having sex my boyfriends penus made a "popping" noise. It almost sounded like a knuckle popping. And since he was inside me, It felt incredible weird. The first time it hurt him so bad we couldn't finish having sex. The second time he was fine. does anyone know what that means or why it's happening?"

6/8/2008 5:19:17 PM