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GoldenViper
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Pretty hard, it seems. Some folks love t3h drugz.

11/28/2007 2:20:01 PM

Jeepin4x4
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"how hard is it for you fuckers not to do drugs?"


not hard at all.

11/28/2007 2:25:40 PM

DaBird
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no way 392 is a real person. no one is that dumb.

11/28/2007 2:26:16 PM

saps852
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i dont feel like reading all this junk

you're fine, that shit is long gone after 2 weeks, watch out though, lucky it wasn't the week after you went camping

11/28/2007 2:28:41 PM

Jeepin4x4
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it was this morning. i think im fine too. if that other shit is still in my system from friday night then i'll be a fox in a hen house

11/28/2007 2:29:47 PM

sumfoo1
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Holiday blues j4x4?

shouldn't it be like Fordin4x4 now
or maybe you could do like greg and go tritonedf150 or something.

11/28/2007 2:33:05 PM

Oeuvre
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Quote :
"how hard is it for you fuckers not to do drugs?"

11/28/2007 2:34:23 PM

Lipka
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wat?

11/28/2007 2:37:25 PM

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11/28/2007 2:38:19 PM

Jeepin4x4
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i could KingRanch4x4 or something like that.

but i could also be Jobless4x4 too




no holiday blues though. my holiday, obviously, was too much fun

11/28/2007 2:40:03 PM

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Quote :
"I wasn't aware that the decision to do drugs was the same thing as someone's CHOICE to be a certain gender, age, race, religion etc."

there you go; I forgot one

ooooh burn, you choose your religion



Quote :
"no way 392 is a real person. no one is that dumb."

excuse me?

you haven't done anything in this thread but reveal your ignorance and bigotry

shit man, you didn't even know the definition of bigot

go ahead and insult me, though

it makes you look cool to the anti-drug crowd

11/28/2007 2:40:32 PM

DaBird
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lets play the 392 dumb post game:

Quote :
"besides, the tests don't reveal anything logical

suppose someone tests positive

what does that mean?
"



Quote :
"the prohibition of drugs is one of the biggest mistakes our country has ever made

and it will come to an end, I can promise you that
"


yeah because streets full of crack heads are a good thing.

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"that's like trying to infer something based on their gender, age, race, etc
"


so we are comparing recreational drug use to genetic structure?

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"perhaps as hard as it would be for you to not do some unnecessary and harmless civil liberty that you enjoy

like eating meat, for instance
"


hahaha - self explanatory

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"then there's

autonomous self-medication"


...which is a good thing...

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"

oh, and

yes, you can accidentally smoke pot"


HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA


Quote :
"unfortunately, some people don't distinguish between personal and public morality
"


oh yeah because i mustve missed the part where drug addicts arent a drain on our economy, judicial system and society as a whole. my bad

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"the companies don't necessarily view drug use as wrong, but rather unjust laws are tying their hands
"


hahahahah yeah corporate america wants their employees doing drugs. riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

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"Quote :
"i mean, if i were someones boss, i wouldnt want someone who does coke working for me"
--confessions of a drug bigot
"


jesus...irrationality at its best..it would be one thing if you were talking about weed here, but you are actually talking about coke..hence, you are the dumbest person on TWW





if you go back and actually read what Ive posted, you will notice that I have said that I could care less what you do in your home. however, once it starts to effect me, you can go fuck yourself. additionally, when you know there are policies in place, you ignore them and then get in trouble you can fuck yourself again.

11/28/2007 3:04:14 PM

Cherokee
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"unless your performance is an issue at work, what you do outside of work shouldn't be subject to scrutiny."

11/28/2007 3:06:01 PM

quagmire02
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"are you shitting me, I'm not the one condemning a group of people because of a recreational activity, which is a personal choice. I'm not saying the music is good, but I don't think anyone should call them or anyone else "weak minded" because they "used a drug for a non-medical purpose."


i'm not shitting you at all...you're condemning a particular person who belongs to a group that thinks that doing any drug for any recreational reason is a stupid choice...just because he spelled it out for you doesn't make you any less guilty of the same thing

11/28/2007 3:11:32 PM

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so, who wants to go party!

11/28/2007 3:35:26 PM

sumfoo1
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Da bird,

If drugs were legalized they would have the SH*T taxed out of them... and would probably generate tons of tax revenue.


granted most comments i agree were dumb
but the govt and economy aren't hurt by tobacco and alcohol so your logic here is flawed.

also the demographic of drug dealers would probably change if they were legalized.

11/28/2007 3:40:59 PM

needlesmcgir
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I think its funny that you said you have been on a performance roll and you've probably posted 30+ times in this thread over the coarse of the day while at work.

Not taking a stab at you personally, I guess its just a commentary on the work place these days.

11/28/2007 3:49:28 PM

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"besides, the tests don't reveal anything logical

suppose someone tests positive

what does that mean?"

I'm not saying it means nothing, although your taking it out of context makes it appear that way

I'm saying, and others agree, that having knowledge of an employee's drug use doesn't mean they're irresponsible

you might be better off firing the guy who beats his wife (but there's no test for that)

than firing the guy who smokes the occasional joint

but you have no way of objectively knowing, because correlation doesn't equal causation

all you have is something with which to exercise ignorant prejudice



Quote :
"the prohibition of drugs is one of the biggest mistakes our country has ever made

and it will come to an end, I can promise you that"
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"yeah because streets full of crack heads are a good thing."

I contend that the war on drugs puts more crack heads in the street than there would otherwise be

if crack were legal, addicts would very quickly overdose and die or get the help they need

there wouldn't be this underground crack society where they roam the streets trying to get money and more crack



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"that's like trying to infer something based on their gender, age, race, etc."
Quote :
"so we are comparing recreational drug use to genetic structure?"

you must have been typing when I added "religion", a choice, to the list

it's already on the actual legal list btw -- just forgot it


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"perhaps as hard as it would be for you to not do some unnecessary and harmless civil liberty that you enjoy

like eating meat, for instance"
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"hahaha - self explanatory"

nope, sorry

the question asked was "how hard would it be to not do drugs?"

and that answer is very accurate

the level of difficulty experienced by deciding not to do a drug, that one may very likely be using responsibly

is about the same as what would be experienced by a meat eater being compelled to quit eating meat for a job

again, you lose



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"then there's

autonomous self-medication"
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"...which is a good thing..."

are you being sarcastic, or are you agreeing?

there's nothing wrong with autonomous undocumented self-medication



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"oh, and

yes, you can accidentally smoke pot"
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"HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA"

what's so funny? disagree?



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"oh yeah because i mustve missed the part where drug addicts arent a drain on our economy, judicial system and society as a whole. my bad"

again, addicts would get medical help without fear of criminal consequences

or die

the war on drugs acts like a welfare state to the underground drug society

without it, gangs, a lot of terrorism, crime, disease, not to mention apathy would all greatly decrease



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"the companies don't necessarily view drug use as wrong, but rather unjust laws are tying their hands"
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"hahahahah yeah corporate america wants their employees doing drugs. riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight"

it's not that certain companies may want their employees doing drugs

it's that they might not be stuck in a 1950's attitude about drugs

they realize that any drug use that goes on outside of work, and that doesn't appear to harm productivity

is none of their business

there are plenty such companies



Quote :
"jesus...irrationality at its best..it would be one thing if you were talking about weed here, but you are actually talking about coke..hence, you are the dumbest person on TWW"

BECAUSE IT'S OK TO BE PREJUDICED AGAINST COKE HEADS, BUT NOT-SO-MUCH POT HEADS



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"if you go back and actually read what Ive posted"

by your display of disregard to context

I'm convinced that you sir haven't actually read what's been posted

(starting with the post where I edited the race, gender, age thing...oh but you must have been typing...)

your disagreeing with me doesn't make me dumb

but your assertion that it does, makes you dumb

gg, loser







[Edited on November 28, 2007 at 3:57 PM. Reason : oh, and why don't you acknowledge that you thought "bigot" meant something other that it does? huh?]

11/28/2007 3:50:22 PM

gk2004
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Working takes up too much time anyway.

11/28/2007 3:53:51 PM

JTMONEYNCSU
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HOLY CRAP IN A PITA

11/28/2007 4:01:14 PM

Oeuvre
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how hard is it for you fuckers not to do drugs?

11/28/2007 4:01:29 PM

DiamondAce
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Has he been fired yet?

[Edited on November 28, 2007 at 4:02 PM. Reason : .]

11/28/2007 4:01:59 PM

pwrstrkdf250
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"so, who wants to go party!"

11/28/2007 4:04:00 PM

JTMONEYNCSU
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this thread isnt worth this many pages unless someone got fired

11/28/2007 4:04:47 PM

Spar
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Don't know if it's been mentioned here yet. But one important thing in drug testing is that it gives the company affirmative defense in litigation. So if some dude all doped up operating a bulldozer runs over and kills few other coworkers. The fact that the company drug tests will play to their side in court.

If in the same situation, the company does not drug test, their chances of winning in court is way worse and they're more likely to be held liable for the accident.

11/28/2007 4:07:36 PM

Jeepin4x4
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haters

11/28/2007 4:07:42 PM

pwrstrkdf250
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I know right!

[Edited on November 28, 2007 at 4:08 PM. Reason : .]

11/28/2007 4:08:09 PM

ncwolfpack31
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I'm glad 392 has shown me the light, to think that all this time I was being prejudice towards heroin addicts and crack heads.

392 = MLK of druggies

11/28/2007 4:08:58 PM

sumfoo1
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when u pee i'm not readin the whole thread to find it.

11/28/2007 4:09:35 PM

Jeepin4x4
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I HAVE ALREADY PEED!


but i will pm those i know care when i get the results

11/28/2007 4:10:22 PM

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Quote :
"so, who wants to go party!"

11/28/2007 4:17:40 PM

soulfire963
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how the shit did this thread make 6 pages

11/28/2007 4:18:07 PM

sumfoo1
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drugs are hip with the youngsters.

11/28/2007 4:19:48 PM

quagmire02
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"but i will pm those i know care when i get the results"


nobody cares

11/28/2007 4:19:58 PM

Jeepin4x4
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there was a big battle between the pot heads and those who oppose it.

it's my thread and i read probably <10% of it

[Edited on November 28, 2007 at 4:20 PM. Reason : ^so you won't get a pm]

11/28/2007 4:20:27 PM

Biofreak70
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yeah, lemme know how that turned out for you jesse- when does the pinkslip results come in?

11/28/2007 4:20:46 PM

Jeepin4x4
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will probably find out tomorrow or friday i'm sure.

11/28/2007 4:21:18 PM

zxappeal
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I wish you had to shit for drug tests.

I'd volunteer for as many as I could. Nothing like making somebody else handle your loaf, especially if they had to physically watch you do it. Oh that would be GREAT...hahahaha...

11/28/2007 4:21:38 PM

Biofreak70
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^you and your bowel movements

11/28/2007 4:23:23 PM

sumfoo1
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ever see the movie "Out Cold" ?

They keep telling the burn out to "go to the bathroom in the cup"
so he gives them a nice steamy 1

11/28/2007 4:23:44 PM

arcgreek
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I worked as a project manager at a construction firm with a drug policy of "if you've got them, share." I'm always assumed it was a joke, but I began to wonder.

[Edited on November 28, 2007 at 4:26 PM. Reason : ]

11/28/2007 4:25:51 PM

Oeuvre
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Quote :
"how hard is it for you fuckers not to do drugs?"

11/28/2007 4:27:18 PM

sumfoo1
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i think 1/2 my old engineering firm was stoned on our team building exercise

11/28/2007 4:29:33 PM

Jeepin4x4
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we had to let go a guy two weeks ago because one of the GC's overheard him talking about smoking and growing pot at his house.

boss called him in and told him what he'd heard and that he didn't care what he did away from the job as long as it didn't adversely effect his work. But from policy he needed him to consent for a drug test.

The guy just said "well...i dont think i'm gonna do that. It's been a pleasure workin for ya for the past two years and i'll see ya on the flip side"

11/28/2007 4:30:29 PM

Str8BacardiL
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What happens if the testing people come and you don't have to pee?

11/28/2007 4:39:16 PM

sumfoo1
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sundrop....

11/28/2007 4:40:04 PM

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"What happens if the testing people come and you don't have to pee?"


if you leave w/o filling the cup, its a fail.

11/28/2007 4:49:12 PM

Sylvaa
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Last time I had to take a random drug test and I couldn't, they made me sit there until I could.

11/28/2007 4:50:22 PM

wlb420
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I actually know a guy who used that as his strategy....he said he couldn't go, and they made him sit there and drink water until he could, but he drank so much so fast it was diluted enough for a pass....and they couldn't say anything about it being all water b/c they made him sit there and drink it.

11/28/2007 4:55:03 PM

Jeepin4x4
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when i was getting urine tests done for Accutane i remember one specific time i went first thing in the morning and hadn't drank anything and only peed once when i woke up. She called me a day or two later asking if i could come pee again because sometimes when you pee early in the morning and catch that first stream coming out its hard to really get a good test result.


well im going home for the day. my fate is with LabCorp now hahaha.

[Edited on November 28, 2007 at 4:57 PM. Reason : add]

11/28/2007 4:55:47 PM

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