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i dont get the photo, unless you were making reference to me being smoke free for the past 5 days haha

hollister this may sound kinda personal but are you single? i mean i know you have kids but are you married? you give me the impression of someone thats single

12/20/2007 11:32:30 PM

This thread would have been kinda funny if it was just "shocking quotes"

12/20/2007 11:33:34 PM

I'm married, but I used to be single...just trying to relate.

The pic was insinuating what you should stick to if you think you can tell an infected crotch from just looking.

12/20/2007 11:35:53 PM

oh ok...i wasnt sure if your husband had died or something...so i didnt want to be like "hey did your husband die"...i would feel like shit if that was the case

anyways...i dont bwn random chicks...so like if i'm having sex with a girl shes prolly gonna be someone i know and doesnt have an std...i'll wear a condom if i have to but if shes taking birth control and tells me its ok i'm not going to complain

[Edited on December 20, 2007 at 11:38 PM. Reason : .]

12/20/2007 11:38:33 PM

bitches love the cream pie

it's nature

12/20/2007 11:39:53 PM

^^wtf? that's scary and really fucked up.

[Edited on December 20, 2007 at 11:42 PM. Reason : ^]

12/20/2007 11:42:20 PM

i dont even know what a creampie is

[Edited on December 20, 2007 at 11:43 PM. Reason : ^wtf? what is "scary" and/or "fucked up" about it?]

12/20/2007 11:42:46 PM

you have to know what a creampie is

12/20/2007 11:43:54 PM

isnt it where you cum in her ass during anal?

12/20/2007 11:44:14 PM

it's scary & fucked up that you would assume my husband died over some random posts on a message board. you don't even know me.

12/20/2007 11:46:46 PM

dont be silly

i never said i assumed your husband had died over your posts

i said your posts gave me the impression you were single

and since you have kids

that means either you got divorced, or your husband died

12/20/2007 11:48:40 PM

well, that's kind of my worst nightmare other than the kid going as well, so i'm a little bit freaked out by the fact that you would even mention the possibility.

we now return to your regularly scheduled thread.

12/20/2007 11:50:58 PM

I recommend that you ignore anything posted under 'drunknloaded'

He will redefine your definition of 'idiot' on a consistent basis.

12/21/2007 12:05:06 AM

aha

12/21/2007 12:05:42 AM

hollister dont worry about sandvagina...hes seriously one of the top 5 haters on this site

12/21/2007 12:06:50 AM

Yes

You've clearly outwitted me by calling me sand-filled female genitalia.

How will I survive such a crafty insult?

[Edited on December 21, 2007 at 12:10 AM. Reason : ><]

12/21/2007 12:09:41 AM

weak

12/21/2007 12:10:54 AM

Ironic.

12/21/2007 12:12:43 AM

didnt even read it...already thought of my response


"you'd get laughed out of turkey with that attitude"


now watch some no name loser try to come in and talk about my post per day average...i bet it happens...

12/21/2007 12:13:20 AM

67.4 posts per day


/life


sad life bud, hope you can break the habit

12/21/2007 12:15:53 AM

had an exgirlfriend tell me on AIM "Oh Long, thinking about you makes my labia flutter"

One time, watching this one porn where the chick having anal, she was shouting out "Oh baby, pack my fudge, pack my fudge!!" Very shocking.

12/21/2007 12:16:07 AM

I KNOW MOST OF YOU HATE BECAUSE I'M SO FUCKING AMAZING, BUT I WILL STILL SAVE THIS THREAD


After coming back from the bar, these are a selection of text messages I have received, things a girl wants to do to me on HER birthday!

"I want to go down on you. That will be the first birthday gift (blowing me is a gift to her!). I want to tease you until you beg me to let you come. I want you to claw at me, to be unable"


JESUS!!!!

Its gonna be a HOT FUCKING WINTER, G!!!11

12/21/2007 2:43:18 AM

Her to me

"Oh god, it will be a miracle if the very sight of you doesn't make me come. i'll have to use all control to keep from pulling you inside of me right away."

12/21/2007 2:44:12 AM

"I want to have your abortion"

12/21/2007 11:48:41 AM

12/21/2007 1:20:56 PM

^^^ good olde fight club quotes. "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."

12/22/2007 3:08:26 AM

one time my friend was fucking this girl at his old school in massachusetts and she said "rock my box." he said he proceeded to rock her box. also girls who sleep around are sluts. guys who sleep around are not sluts. i don't care about the double standard. that's how it is. men are required by the laws of nature to spread their seed everywhere.

12/22/2007 3:21:59 AM

i would have jizzed inside of her then

12/22/2007 10:32:58 AM

Quote :

"This guy wasn't a slut but once he got on top he was a loose canon (not literally). One of his favorite sayings would almost crack me up so I have a built-in immunity to laughing at it, but it hit me hard at first: "I'm gonna plow you now! I'm gonna plow you now! I'm really plowing you!" College boys. Go figure."

haha. when was he in college? 1920?

12/22/2007 10:19:48 PM

Quote :

"Absolution: when he told me that i had to put my head down on the table and laugh"

HAHAHAHAHA!!! the truth comes out

12/22/2007 10:29:32 PM

"She's a tight bitch, isn't she?"

3/6/2008 6:25:44 PM