joe17669 All American 22728 Posts user info edit post |
6 2/18/2008 10:28:06 AM |
evan All American 27701 Posts user info edit post |
just woke up
dude emailed it to me at like 7
you will all be receiving it shortly 2/18/2008 10:47:44 AM |
tromboner950 All American 9667 Posts user info edit post |
Woo! I can become invisible for the Calculus class I'm not actually going to! 2/18/2008 10:48:23 AM |
evan All American 27701 Posts user info edit post |
LAWL
Quote : | "Hello and thank you for your eBay purchase.
Your eBooks are within the 2 attachments. If this email does not have 2 attachments, please contact me immediately.
I often wonder why a customer decides to buy the invisibility secret.
My best customer is a curious person who feels that there is more to the world than meets the eye. My hope is that you're searching for a bit of real magic or trying to discover how to tap the human mind and interact on a higher level within human reality.
REAL magic. Expanded-mind stuff. GOOD stuff.
Maybe you're looking for magic.
Perhaps you stumbled across an auction on eBay that said you could become invisible and (maybe foolishly) you bought it... and you really hoped it was real and you really COULD become invisible because if you could do that... well, there would just be no stopping you. You would be magical.
Maybe you're looking for God. Perhaps you need to see some miracle to help you believe in religion. If you saw a glimpse of the divine, you might find help in connecting with god.
Or maybe you just want to become invisible and scare people out of their socks.
Again, I sometimes wonder why my customers want to become invisible.
Whatever your reason for buying this book, I promise only this: follow the program and you'll become invisible.
The Secret of Invisibility has worked its miracle for men & women over many centuries and it's about to work a miracle for you, too.
I don't mind if you're a skeptic and you don't believe that this could ever work.
I don't mind if you secretly think that this might be a stupid scam in some way.
Most people think human invisibility is impossible... why should you be any different?
Heck, people just don't disappear, right?
Wrong.
The Secret of Invisibility is OLD. Very old. Thousands of years old. It took me YEARS to uncover this secret. I discovered this over 30 years ago and back then, there was no Internet. I used the Boston and New York City public libraries and I researched for years, digging and chipping away to reveal the truth behind the ancient stories of human invisibility. Invisibility works. Friend, just try it.
Follow the guidelines and simply try it. If it doesn't work for you, leave me crappy feedback. But when it DOES work (and it will), I want you to say so. Please leave positive feedback and tell everyone that it worked for you, too.
You're a modern consumer and I'm sure you have your justified doubts but please give the invisibility secret an honest chance and simply try it first.
There's no time limit to leaving feedback on eBay.
I do appreciate your purchase.
If you have any questions or if I can help you in any way, feel free to write me.
I'll always remain available to you.
Bill W. Williams Novel Discoveries
NOTE: Modern ebooks can be quite attractive with lots of flashy visual & audio effects. However, because of those graphics & sounds, not every computer can open every ebook. With that in mind, your new books are provided as basic text (txt.) files without all the bells and whistles and can be easily opened & enjoyed with any computer.
All of the enclosed information is protected under specific copyright. Unauthorized redistribution, resale, electronic storage, retrieval, filing and/or publication without the specific, written permission of the publisher is forbidden under full penalty of law. " |
2/18/2008 10:48:45 AM |
tromboner950 All American 9667 Posts user info edit post |
Heh... I thought this guy was just claiming to be reprinting some ancient book of invisible secrets, but now he's claiming to be the one who researched it and revived the art... 2/18/2008 10:52:40 AM |
BigMan157 no u 103354 Posts user info edit post |
send me a copy or i willl pout like you've never seen me pout 2/18/2008 10:54:16 AM |
ThatGoodLock All American 5697 Posts user info edit post |
please tell me his name is not william w. williams 2/18/2008 10:55:07 AM |
tromboner950 All American 9667 Posts user info edit post |
It's likely just an alias to keep him from being assassinated by the Freemasons. 2/18/2008 10:55:57 AM |
ThatGoodLock All American 5697 Posts user info edit post |
we'll probably find out in a few years when he's busted for tax evasion
that's how they get you 2/18/2008 10:59:52 AM |
Oeuvre All American 6651 Posts user info edit post |
THIS BOOK WILL SOLVE THE 5-YEAR DILEMMA OF WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF CLAY AIKEN'S ONE HIT EVER CAME TRUE!
IF I WAS INVISIBLE...
I PROBABLY WOULD WATCH YOU IN YOUR ROOM!!!!
[Edited on February 18, 2008 at 11:02 AM. Reason : .] 2/18/2008 11:02:23 AM |
tromboner950 All American 9667 Posts user info edit post |
We're not giving up the secret to Clay Aiken....
Not until he donates a dollar, anyway. 2/18/2008 11:03:26 AM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
I wrote an e-book with a 100% guaranteed method to stop stuttering. I sold over 40,000 copies at $25 a pop.
It said "keep your damn mouth shut."
You'd think I'd be on top of the world with all the money I made, but I felt terrible. I ended up donating all the proceeds to various charities and I cut off part of my tongue so that I have a permanent speech disability.
2/18/2008 11:06:05 AM |
catalyst All American 8704 Posts user info edit post |
ill donate a dollar but you have to come pick it up 2/18/2008 11:28:40 AM |
catalyst All American 8704 Posts user info edit post |
also:
Quote : | "EAT YOUR HEART OUT KEVIN BACON! NOW I AM HOLLOW MAN! WOOOOO!!" |
2/18/2008 11:29:52 AM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
so...are y'all invisible yet? 2/18/2008 11:34:29 AM |
StillFuchsia All American 18941 Posts user info edit post |
I haven't gotten it yet. 2/18/2008 11:34:55 AM |
Joie begonias is my boo 22491 Posts user info edit post |
jesus guys
i just saw this and only read the first 2 pages
i <3 you guys this is effing badass 2/18/2008 11:37:21 AM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
i wish i had seen this earlier than this morning...totally would have thrown a $1 buck at it 2/18/2008 11:42:04 AM |
tromboner950 All American 9667 Posts user info edit post |
Evan must be too busy learning to become invisible to bother giving us the ebook. 2/18/2008 11:46:42 AM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
well, what are you gonna do if he doesn't? it's not like you can SEE him 2/18/2008 11:47:30 AM |
StillFuchsia All American 18941 Posts user info edit post |
2/18/2008 12:02:09 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103354 Posts user info edit post |
it's hard to type when your hands are invisible 2/18/2008 12:06:53 PM |
WtchyWmn All American 1551 Posts user info edit post |
plz 2 send mah invisability secret...
kthx...*poof* bye! 2/18/2008 12:14:06 PM |
tromboner950 All American 9667 Posts user info edit post |
I'm logging to go to class now... when I get back, evan, I had best have the secret of invisibility. 2/18/2008 12:14:32 PM |
Hadjuk 83" of class 2521 Posts user info edit post |
Its my invisibility and I want it now!!! 2/18/2008 12:22:48 PM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Evan must be too busy learning to become invisible to bother giving us the ebook.
" |
Maybe it works so well even your posts become invisible.2/18/2008 12:57:36 PM |
evan All American 27701 Posts user info edit post |
lawl
sorry to those of you who just got like 5 emails from the script
oops
those links don't work
gimme a second, i'll have it working 2/18/2008 12:57:43 PM |
StillFuchsia All American 18941 Posts user info edit post |
just send it to all the emails
forget all this lame script nonsense 2/18/2008 12:59:53 PM |
FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
evan's not lame--he's just a dork 2/18/2008 1:00:29 PM |
wilso All American 14657 Posts user info edit post |
how do i get in on this? 2/18/2008 1:06:23 PM |
XSMP All American 16674 Posts user info edit post |
1pm and no email ^you don't. ]] 2/18/2008 1:06:32 PM |
StillFuchsia All American 18941 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ I didn't call him lame. I called his script lame. It's obviously not working. 2/18/2008 1:09:05 PM |
dagreenone All American 5971 Posts user info edit post |
I want to be invisible. 2/18/2008 1:10:07 PM |
WtchyWmn All American 1551 Posts user info edit post |
ditto...XSMP...
To food and class...I hope I get to be invisible later... 2/18/2008 1:10:27 PM |
XSMP All American 16674 Posts user info edit post |
k i have mine tnx evan and others 2/18/2008 1:13:51 PM |
dagreenone All American 5971 Posts user info edit post |
n/m the invisibility I want to see the animal secrets book !! 2/18/2008 1:15:02 PM |
StillFuchsia All American 18941 Posts user info edit post |
hooray
[Edited on February 18, 2008 at 1:15 PM. Reason : .] 2/18/2008 1:15:18 PM |
Howard All American 1960 Posts user info edit post |
DON'T MESS WITH THIS
ITS A CURSE
you guys don't know that this can''t be undone.
you will be invisible forever.
watch the news this week for 25 bizzarrre missing ncsu students who vanished without a trace. 2/18/2008 1:15:25 PM |
evan All American 27701 Posts user info edit post |
so i assume the links are working for everyone?] 2/18/2008 1:16:52 PM |
Oeuvre All American 6651 Posts user info edit post |
I've not received mine 2/18/2008 1:21:16 PM |
evan All American 27701 Posts user info edit post |
because your donation came waaaay too late 2/18/2008 1:22:36 PM |
tsavla All American 6787 Posts user info edit post |
pics or this did not happen 2/18/2008 1:24:05 PM |
Oeuvre All American 6651 Posts user info edit post |
but I still donated. You have my dollar. Either issue a refund, or send the link. 2/18/2008 1:24:13 PM |
Doc Rambo IV All American 7202 Posts user info edit post |
http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid1243698358/bclid1274003048/bctid1338929698 2/18/2008 1:29:05 PM |
XSMP All American 16674 Posts user info edit post |
maybe you should have read the thread or PM'ed evan before donating
Quote : | "pics or this did not happen" |
pics of what? we're invisible now ]]2/18/2008 1:29:37 PM |
StillFuchsia All American 18941 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "To Bring a Dead Bird Back To Life" |
that made me LOL a little2/18/2008 1:30:10 PM |
evan All American 27701 Posts user info edit post |
digital download center - NOW WITH TWW STYLING!
check it out, reload your email links 2/18/2008 1:31:59 PM |
XSMP All American 16674 Posts user info edit post |
nicely done evan
http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=515098
[Edited on February 18, 2008 at 1:37 PM. Reason : .] 2/18/2008 1:33:18 PM |
qntmfred retired 40639 Posts user info edit post |
this thread is EPIC and rivals the syrup room in its 10/10ness 2/18/2008 1:38:53 PM |
evan All American 27701 Posts user info edit post |
if anyone has any problems with anything, just let me know.
2/18/2008 1:39:07 PM |