someone who will help me breed a race of giants and take over the world

7/10/2008 1:52:00 PM

hmm...call me if you want some midgets.

7/10/2008 1:53:19 PM

im 6'4" that good enough?

7/10/2008 2:00:57 PM

^when did you become single?

and sorry to hear that...hope everything is ok

7/10/2008 2:15:55 PM

Quote :

"livinproof, ambrosia, bottombaby will add to this thread... where the hell is rjrgrl I haven't seen her in ages...she'd add some excitement to this thread"

So, it's a couple of pages later, but here I am.

-Must be a member of the intellectual elite.*
-Must make me laugh.*
-Stability. I'm crazy enough for both of us.*
-Loyalty. I like a man who sticks around.*
-Honesty.*
-Sensitivity.*
-Realizes that fidelity is relative.*
-Must be willing to do anything at least once.*
-Open like a freakin' book.*
-No boundaries in and out of the bedroom.
-Squeamish need not apply.*
-Must love children and animals. I come with both.*
-Family oriented.
-Ready to take on traditional family roles.*
-Ah, and curly hair is a plus.

*My husband meets these. You win some. You lose some.

7/10/2008 2:26:09 PM

^^ month or so ago.


no biggie.

7/10/2008 2:56:40 PM

Adding to my list...
A sexy voice counts for a lot. Just reminded of that today when a guy with the most amazing voice left me a facebook message and I read it in his voice...hahahah

7/10/2008 6:33:00 PM

Quote :

"-No boundaries in and out of the bedroom."

You want a poop eater?

7/10/2008 6:42:17 PM

Ok. NO POOP. No pee in the face. No children. No dead people. No animals.
I consider most of that a given.

7/10/2008 6:44:04 PM

Quote :

"someone who will help me breed a race of giants and take over the world"

i was waiting outside the theater one night in cary and this monster of a chick came out, she had to be at least 6'4" and definitely was NOT slim, more of a juggernaut build

my two friends who are 6'3" and around 6'7" (both also big) were like WTF?

[Edited on July 10, 2008 at 6:47 PM. Reason : then JJ Hickson came out...they all went to see Prom Night :carlface:]

7/10/2008 6:46:38 PM

i got quite a few pms today from my long ass diatribe in this thread....

most of it was seeking advice...


my response was pretty much "look...i'm almost 30 and single...are you sure i'm the one you want to be getting advice from :

7/10/2008 8:58:52 PM

Quote :

"someone who will help me breed a race of giants and take over the world"

sup

7/10/2008 9:34:52 PM

Additions:
- likes to drink (preferably beer)
- puts up with how confused I am in the morning
- hot muscly arms
- fan of capitalism
- admires competence and intelligence
- not lazy as hell
- at least a little socially adept
- doesn't make me cringe because of what he's wearing when he leaves the house
- treats other people with civility unless they really fucked up
- honest

7/10/2008 10:12:29 PM

Quote :

"- doesn't make me cringe because of what he's wearing when he leaves the house"

This does not happen very often, but it happened yesterday. My husband had on black dress pants, brown loafers, and a dress shirt with unbuttoned sleeves that was too small.

7/10/2008 10:19:04 PM

Quote :

"Ok. NO POOP. No pee in the face. No children. No dead people. No animals. I consider most of that a given."

Okay, those are my limits too. But I just had to ask, can not wrap my head around the whole poop thing and if you liked it I was gonna ask for an explanation.

7/10/2008 10:53:26 PM

Livin' ... what kind of advice are guys seeking?
I've gotten some wild PMs from this thread too
hahaha

7/10/2008 11:10:00 PM

Quote :

"No pee in the face."

Wait, wait, wait.... So pee on your boobs is ok?

7/10/2008 11:27:43 PM

Quote :

" Wait, wait, wait.... So pee on your boobs is ok?"

There was just a thread a few days ago about peeing on people in the shower. I'm going to look at you if you get off on peeing on someone, but I'm not gonna be a pussy assed bitch if you wanna pee at me in the shower. Just be warned, I may get you back.

7/10/2008 11:41:18 PM

I'm going to add
Doesn't enjoy degrading me...(peeing/pooping/etc is not OK) (Cum is a LOT different but it doesn't go in my face either)

7/10/2008 11:41:28 PM

No blow jobs? No loads in/on the face???

7/10/2008 11:42:27 PM

post those pm's you were talkin about, that would be a good read.

7/10/2008 11:43:56 PM

Quote :

" Just be warned, I may get you back."

Ha, that would be hilarious.

Talking about degrading sex, I just don't get what people like about it. I'm completely into what my woman wants in bed. Her pleasure is my pleasure. To do some shit, no pun intended, like that or pissing is a completely disgusting and total turn off.

You watch porn and some dude slaps the chick he's fucking like a red headed step child. WTF. She doesn't like that and you can see it on her face. Turn off. On the other hand, I dated a girl who liked being slapped and that was cool but only cause she wanted me to and it turned her on.

Edit: My long-time now ex-GF and I were taking a shower once. I'm soaping up and she's getting waiting for the soap. I'm upstream and all of a sudden I smell the most pungent odor of piss. I turned to her and she was pissing in the shower. I think I said "Jesus Christ! what did you eat to make it smell that bad!?!"

[Edited on July 10, 2008 at 11:55 PM. Reason : story]

7/10/2008 11:51:15 PM

I wonder how many people omitted "white" from their requirements.

[/race card]

7/11/2008 12:08:39 AM

i'll say it

i prefer white dudes

7/11/2008 12:36:34 AM

I'm naturally more attracted to white girls... I don't think there is anything wrong with that... I wouldn't not date a black girl, asian girl or hispanic girl if I was single though...

[Edited on July 11, 2008 at 12:37 AM. Reason : x]

7/11/2008 12:37:43 AM

i wouldn't date a non-white girl.

sorry if that makes me a bigot. just not interested.

7/11/2008 12:38:44 AM

^^ ditto

nonwhite girls have a steeper hill to climb with me

(hates this fact)

[Edited on July 11, 2008 at 12:39 AM. Reason : ^^]

7/11/2008 12:38:59 AM

That's fine. I was just wondering how many were either holding back their racial preferences or just assuming "white" was implied. I've met many a black woman who wants herself a "strong black man", so no hating over here.

7/11/2008 12:41:07 AM

Shit, I dont even like excessive tans.

7/11/2008 12:44:33 AM

I would not object to dating someone from another race, however when looking for a mate, I was usually focused on white guys...


Jason Taylor gets kisses faces though

7/11/2008 9:02:28 AM

not. shady.

7/11/2008 10:16:09 AM

adding
THOUGHTFUL*****this is huge. I've just been reminded of it recently

7/16/2008 8:51:08 PM

I'm also adding:
Able to handle a variety of situations
I need a man who can adapt

7/21/2008 5:25:47 PM

^ you need a man?

7/21/2008 5:45:29 PM

hummm... yeah didn't think about the race thing. It is kinda hard to date someone if thier whole culture is differnet. but I love half white/asian! something hot about that. but they have to have grown up in the states, with a similar background. I used to have the biggest crush on someone from high school that was half asian and went to college with me too. My old fiance was half korean. after that I have stayed away (tall asians hot too)

7/21/2008 6:08:21 PM

^^for the purpose of this thread...
you know "ideal man"...
hahahah

7/21/2008 6:10:20 PM

oh, ok. I was just making sure you weren't taking applications. because you know i have my resume out there.

7/21/2008 6:11:21 PM

Yeah I've seen the checkmarks by my ideal list...I'll be sure to keep you resume on file.

7/21/2008 6:12:26 PM

or even better, pass it along to anyone else that may be accepting applications

7/21/2008 6:14:11 PM

That is not a problem...
Too many bible thumpers here for you ...

7/21/2008 6:16:15 PM

bible thumpers need lovin' too

7/21/2008 6:17:24 PM

a bullet

7/21/2008 6:17:47 PM

Other traits I want:
- I'd like him to be a bit more masculine than me.
- I'd like one who likes shooting
- one who likes anal
- Green eyes are always a bonus

[Edited on July 21, 2008 at 6:26 PM. Reason : bottombaby has a good list :-D\]

7/21/2008 6:24:20 PM

someone who...

i can be myself with and will be himself around me
i feel comfortable with - i don't know what creates that comfort, it's just something that is, i guess
is okay with being a complete nerd...or at least letting me
enjoys learning new things
is ambitious
has a good sense of humor
will be honest and faithful
won't play games with me (unless they're board games, lol )
enjoys the outdoors
enjoys staying in but also enjoys going out
would want to take care of me should i need to be taken care of, but doesn't assume that i need to be
takes care of himself
likes animals (i'm a dog person, so that's a plus, although i like most animals)
likes zoos, aquariums, museums
isn't cocky or full of himself (although confidence is good)
likes to have fun
appreciates me
likes bookstores
isn't alcoholic/doesn't do drugs lol
doesn't smoke
is supportive of me and my goals
isn't too clingy, but isn't afraid to show me how he feels
values communication
is laid-back
no drama, please
is intelligent
has common sense (not the same thing as intelligence)
has similar values to me
doesn't have to be out on some wild adventure or spending lots of money to have fun
is well rounded
enjoys the rain - and wouldn't mind playing in it with me
likes to laugh and smile
oh, and likes to cuddle (at home, lol)


i'm sure there are lots of things i could add...i mean, it says ideal

oh, and physically...in shape but not huge/too muscular, not shorter than me, nice teeth, well groomed/clean (i mean, don't look like a complete bum)...

7/21/2008 7:15:32 PM

^ wow

this one is my favorite:

Quote :

"ikes zoos, aquariums, museums"

[Edited on July 21, 2008 at 7:16 PM. Reason : a]

7/21/2008 7:15:59 PM

needless to say i fit every criterium posted by everyone in this thread

7/21/2008 7:18:28 PM

Do chicks seriously sit around and think about things like this?

I can honestly say I've never once thought of what an "ideal girl" would be to me. If I'm in to a girl I know it... I don't need her to adhere to a laundry list of traits I find desirable..

[Edited on July 21, 2008 at 7:19 PM. Reason : i imagine this goes for most guys, no?]

7/21/2008 7:18:46 PM

^ dude, you know that chicks overthink everything

7/21/2008 7:19:53 PM

<----

^^ I prefer AZNs, but I don't have a preference when it comes to hawt.

[Edited on July 21, 2008 at 7:22 PM. Reason : lulz]

7/21/2008 7:21:56 PM

^^^no one ever said a guy has to fit everything on our lists, lol


we were asked a question and responded...i had to sit here and think about that list. it's not like i have a list saved on my computer or something...



[Edited on July 21, 2008 at 7:27 PM. Reason : yes, i sat around and thought about it when i answered this thread...no, i don't usually]

7/21/2008 7:26:48 PM