fleetwud AmbitiousButRubbish 49741 Posts user info edit post |
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SUPPLE VAG 12/7/2008 10:17:44 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
12/7/2008 10:19:28 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21954 Posts user info edit post |
One of my good friends in college slipped into my dorm room and into my bed. She had never been with a girl before. We got our freak on while my roommate slept in the bed next to use. It could have been hot. She was definitely hot. I had had the hots for her since I met her.
Unfortunately, it was a day that there wasn't any hot water in the dorm and I had been very celibate so I wasn't exactly shaved like I usually am. I wished that I could have provided a better first experience for her. 12/7/2008 10:21:33 PM |
NCJockGirl All American 8886 Posts user info edit post |
thanks spont! ok ill tell an experience this was not too long ago...there was a girl i met online. she was probably one of the hottest girls i have ever seen. she looked like paris hilton when she is hot, not when she is ugly because there is 2 sides to paris hilton in my mind anyways, we met at this club... she paid attention to me the whole time ignoring all the other pussy blockers that were trying to get on her so we danced, talked and drank...there was a pole on the dancefloor, she did a little pole dance turned around and then kissed me...well french kissed me...she was damn good... went back to drinking etc...she went to leave, i walked her to her car and then made out with her infront of some bar in downtown raleigh..normally i wouldnt do that but she was too hot not to be seen making out with....we went out a couple of times, she wanted to make out with me but stupidly i said no because i had some respect issue when im sober 12/7/2008 10:22:01 PM |
Hurley Suspended 7284 Posts user info edit post |
i just went limp over the thought of a possibly fabricated story in this thread 12/7/2008 10:27:58 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
I love this thread. I would have a woody if I had a penis. 12/7/2008 10:29:15 PM |
chocolatervh All American 22986 Posts user info edit post |
^confirmed... i have a penis and this thread does special things to it 12/7/2008 10:44:50 PM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
meh, this circle jerk doesn't really do it for me 12/7/2008 10:47:17 PM |
Big Business Suspended 9099 Posts user info edit post |
fuck hurley, fabricate harder
I'm Big Business and i approved this message./] 12/8/2008 12:06:16 AM |
NCJockGirl All American 8886 Posts user info edit post |
you know what, fine i wont share my story of fingering a girl at the mall in greensboro 12/8/2008 12:14:23 AM |
Big Business Suspended 9099 Posts user info edit post |
you can pm it to me if you don't want the world to see
I'm Big Business and i approved this message. 12/8/2008 12:15:05 AM |
NCJockGirl All American 8886 Posts user info edit post |
i wish i could have this and then i would tape it for you fuckers 12/8/2008 12:29:10 AM |
bottombaby IRL 21954 Posts user info edit post |
That's it! Line up LesBos and Closet Fiends.
I asked my husband if he would divorce me for carpet munching. He said yes, that's not free. And then when I asked him what in the hell I was supposed to do when he wasn't putting out and I obviously needed the boobies and he told me to hold on for a boss fight.
12/8/2008 12:38:10 AM |
GREEN JAY All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I love this thread. I would have a woody if I had a penis." |
girls have beanies!12/8/2008 12:39:25 AM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
^^ That sucks.
^ OMG LOL 12/8/2008 12:40:43 AM |
NCJockGirl All American 8886 Posts user info edit post |
if you think im going to tell u about fingering that girl on I 85 in the car youre crazy 12/8/2008 12:44:40 AM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
I think you will. 12/8/2008 12:51:14 AM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
Well
what boss was it? 12/8/2008 1:06:37 AM |
absolutapril All American 8144 Posts user info edit post |
This thread took at dive until
"girls have beanies" 12/8/2008 1:21:01 AM |
redwop All American 1027 Posts user info edit post |
My my my. I leave for a few days and look what happens. NCJockGirl you are making me wet, please share your story 12/8/2008 2:46:48 AM |
goalielax All American 11252 Posts user info edit post |
ahahahaha
Quote : | "GIRLS
HAVE
BEANIES" |
12/8/2008 2:50:51 AM |
GREEN JAY All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
lets hear redwops stories 12/8/2008 2:52:17 AM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "but seriously. i know you've noticed the trend too. most women with any salient sense of humor are complete lesbians." |
Quote : | "i was at first worried i wanted to marry the idea of [said person], but nah, she is the perfect person to hang out with. So much so I'm actually worried she may be into chicks. i gotta strike before she swaps sides... but there was clearly a crossroad there. im of the mind that you must take one road or the other, or you will be continuously confronted with "options"" |
I hope you marry that girl, friend Fermat.12/8/2008 8:50:39 AM |
IMStoned420 All American 15485 Posts user info edit post |
friend Fermat 12/8/2008 8:52:43 AM |
DaBird All American 7551 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "he turns down blow jobs?????
for video games?????" |
I dont love video games, but I do love football, grilling steak, tailgating and drinking beer. None of those things would make me turn down a BJ.
your man either needs to put out or let you go get your munch on.12/8/2008 9:14:39 AM |
packman_77 All American 917 Posts user info edit post |
Best. Thread. Ever. 12/8/2008 9:15:14 AM |
IRSeriousCat All American 6092 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | " Boobie play went on for probably a good half an hour until we were both like "okay lets pass out" However, when we got in bed, I asked her if she would play with my tits like that again, and she agreed to. Then I said suggested we make out, to which she said "as long as it's dark it never happened" We started to make out and I wanted to rub her boob, so I asked her to take off her shirt. Then she started to rub my vajayjay. I in turn did the same thing (this was my first time going down there on a female). Eventually I we both had our bottoms off and I had my face in her pussy. I still get a little horny everytime I think about that night." |
from here on out i don't think that you'll be the only one.12/8/2008 10:41:20 AM |
supercat329 All American 8453 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "haha it's a catholic school thing!" |
you are so right. one of the girls was an OLG classmate 12/8/2008 9:06:15 PM |
DiscGolfer All American 2710 Posts user info edit post |
this thread delivers
boners! 12/8/2008 9:13:16 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
The first girl I ever slept with was a Catholic school girl who, upon moving to NC State, lived at UT. 12/8/2008 9:19:02 PM |
GREEN JAY All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
what does this have to do with lesbianism again? 12/8/2008 9:19:51 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21954 Posts user info edit post |
I love girls.
My most embarrassing "lesbian" experience involved alcohol, a strip club, a 40 year old woman, and some dolla bills. 12/8/2008 9:20:21 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
^ Were you Christina Ricci in "Monster"? 12/8/2008 9:21:00 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21954 Posts user info edit post |
I managed to coerce a woman (who I thought was a stripper, but was apparently there with her man) to dance for me at my table and allow me to burry my face in various crevices of her body for everyone at the Dollhouse to witness. 12/8/2008 9:22:42 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
hahahahaha 12/8/2008 9:23:23 PM |
cddweller All American 20699 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I love this thread. I would have a woody if I had a penis.
" |
12/8/2008 9:52:35 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21954 Posts user info edit post |
Ok, my boobalicious cleavage is covered in pancake syrup. Anyone girlies want to help me clean up?
*cringes in preparation for the abuse* 12/8/2008 10:12:26 PM |
cddweller All American 20699 Posts user info edit post |
12/8/2008 10:16:46 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21954 Posts user info edit post |
I am always looking for help. 12/8/2008 10:27:20 PM |
cddweller All American 20699 Posts user info edit post |
lol! 12/8/2008 10:27:35 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
This won't be the first time I've turned a girl lesbo and it won't be the last. 12/8/2008 10:28:15 PM |
GREEN JAY All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
are we talking real maple syrup or just aunt jemimas
count me out in the latter case
[Edited on December 8, 2008 at 10:29 PM. Reason : i think her sister turned her lesbo, at least thats what it sounds like ] 12/8/2008 10:28:28 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21954 Posts user info edit post |
This time, it's just lame-o syrup. I used up all the real maple syrup. 12/8/2008 10:29:27 PM |
GREEN JAY All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
i can help you soap up in the shower 12/8/2008 10:31:32 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21954 Posts user info edit post |
yes, but i am the TWW official shower midget 12/8/2008 10:33:53 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
So you don't even have to bend over to blow your hubby? 12/8/2008 10:39:12 PM |
GGMon All American 6462 Posts user info edit post |
attention whore - Label given to any leg shaver who craves attention to such an extent that they will do anything to receive it. The type of attention (negative or positive) does not matter.
attention whore subset - Barsexuals (homo agnitio fakus) A woman who pretends to be bisexual by kissing and rubbing other women, but only in public. This is done in highly populated areas such as clubs and bars where there are a lot of men so to serve as an audience for the woman or women (depending on who is whoring themselves for the attention). This is also done as an attempt to excite men for their attention and approval - usually because the subject is fat and has daddy issues. 12/8/2008 10:40:19 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21954 Posts user info edit post |
My husband is 6' 5" and I am 5' 2".
What do you think? 12/8/2008 10:43:39 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
"barsexuals" 12/8/2008 10:43:50 PM |
wilso All American 14657 Posts user info edit post |
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