In that case, yeah, I'd fuck me (while wearing a skin suit).

^^ You mean the weird, handicapped daughter? LMAO

[Edited on June 20, 2009 at 1:12 AM. Reason : EMCE ]

6/20/2009 1:11:52 AM

good night EMCE...plz 2 create the summer contest thread or something cool soon...tdub gets boring in summer...k, thxs
bye

6/20/2009 1:12:15 AM

do you like to have music on in the background when you fornicate?

6/20/2009 1:13:27 AM

No. I don't care if it's on, but I'm not listening to the music.

6/20/2009 1:15:01 AM

Whats one thing you absolutely will NOT let a guy do in bed?

6/20/2009 1:16:13 AM

Uhm. Piss or shit.

6/20/2009 1:16:46 AM

ha...i almost thought of editing and sayng like "you cant say something like scat"

[Edited on June 20, 2009 at 1:17 AM. Reason : surely theres got to be something regular that some women do that you wont]

6/20/2009 1:17:18 AM

As fetishes go, that one's probably the most disgusting.

But aside from that, I don't like to have cum on my face. I don't know if that's something "normal" outside of porn though.

[Edited on June 20, 2009 at 1:19 AM. Reason : .]

6/20/2009 1:18:14 AM

ok..thats a decent one...thanks

how is your hair right now? like in a bow or just down or what?

6/20/2009 1:22:28 AM

What is your favorite T-Dub memory?

6/20/2009 1:23:05 AM

^^ It's just down, nothing special.

^ The dance thread.

6/20/2009 1:29:31 AM

duuuuuuuuuuuuuude....what did u see in RD?????????????????

like out of anyone u got up with him long term? no offense to him, just saying

6/20/2009 1:30:53 AM

I don't even remember. I sure don't know why we stayed together so long, because I was always mad at him and I'm pretty sure I was an unpleasant person to be around for a long time.

6/20/2009 1:34:48 AM

at what age did you lose your anal virginity?

[Edited on June 20, 2009 at 1:40 AM. Reason : ^or maybe he just didnt know how to handle a broad like you??]

6/20/2009 1:39:41 AM

We have really different personalities and I'm pretty vicious when I'm unhappy, so instead of breaking up like we probably should have done, I just made fun of him a lot. I also really hate drugs, so ...

20.

6/20/2009 1:43:13 AM

dude...i use to sit there like wtf are you doing man...u got this broad and she lives WITH YOU...what are you doing smoking weed playing video games...if i lived with a broad like you we'd fuck like 27/4

6/20/2009 1:44:33 AM

wait, tartsquid was with RD (john) ?

6/20/2009 1:44:46 AM

Quote :

"27 / 4"

6/20/2009 1:45:27 AM

What are 4 places you would like to visit that you have not yet visited; also what is one place that you would like to revisit?

6/20/2009 2:01:15 PM

Oooh.

I want to visit San Francisco, NYC, Italy (especially Venice), and Russia.

I'm dying to go back to Paris. One week there wasn't enough at all.

6/20/2009 2:04:18 PM

1. Have you ever been drunk?


2. In 7 words or less, how would you characterize your personality?


3. Did you play sports when you were younger?


4. Do you still play?


5. Have you ever done drugs?


6. I worked 49.5 hours this past week because I had to meet a deadline. Can I have a cookie?


7. Who had the smallest dong you've ever had inside of you?


8. How small was it?


9. How do you feel about couples adopting kids when the couple is perfectly capable of procreating on their own?


10. How is your relationship with your parents?


11. Who had the biggest dong you've ever had inside of you?


12. How big was it?


13. On a scale from 1-10, with 1 being not important, and 10 being essential, how would you rate the role of Human Factors in the design of airplanes, jets, tactical wheeled vehicles, and biomechanical suits?


14. There is a very, very, very strong chance that I'll have my name on a patent soon. This invention will help save many lives. If this all goes through, will you sleep with me?

6/20/2009 2:17:37 PM

Quote :

"# There is a very, very, very strong chance that I'll have my name on a patent soon. This invention will help save many lives. If this all goes through, will you sleep with me?"

6/20/2009 2:20:40 PM

What an excellent list of questions.

Usually, when I see these threads, all I can think of is an attention whore female original poster and a bunch of socially inept wankers drooling over her whilst simultaneously posting stupid questions and fapping.

EMCE has proven me wrong.

And tartsquid is definitely cute.

FAPFAPFAP

[Edited on June 20, 2009 at 2:21 PM. Reason : blah]

6/20/2009 2:21:35 PM

it's ok, my good friend Tarun...
that's one of those 'lololol, no' questions

6/20/2009 2:22:20 PM

for the patent part

attn: gina for the sleeping part

6/20/2009 2:24:14 PM

EMCE designs bullets. his next bullet will combine bullet DNA with fire dna. it upgrades the kill percentage by seven hundred. the tagline will be "one shot, 7 kills (firefighters)"

6/20/2009 2:24:47 PM

for the uninitiated:

corporations typically offer their workers bonuses for any dumbass patent that is accepted by the patent office, and you are able to name several "co-inventors" who receive bonuses as well. since there is no penalty for having the maximum number of "co-inventors," you get psychology students contributing to dr. seuss patents for a cut of the pork

I remember when I was contracting at IBM our team lead was working on a patent for some kind of holographic meeting room table...

isn't that sort of like bragging about taking a lunch break, EMCE?

6/20/2009 2:26:48 PM

When I was working for IBM, I stayed employed

6/20/2009 2:31:05 PM

this thread brings the LOLs

6/20/2009 2:33:31 PM

I quit about 2 years before the layoffs, if that's what you're referring to

6/20/2009 2:34:26 PM

^^^^ without having inclination to waste my time correcting you, or otherwise explaining what's really going on to some college dropout living on his daddy's couch, I would like to invite you to try this whole 'guess what EMCE's doing' thing again. You got it wrong last time...

6/20/2009 2:36:48 PM

well, I know you work at a defense contractor and that you have a psychology degree... so I'm going to guess you... contributed to a patent involving an exciting new color scheme for cockpit controls?

just kidding.

I really don't care what you're doing, I was simply amused by the fact that you're the first person I've ever seen bragging about an aspect of a corporate patent other than the lack of effort exerted for a significant bonus

6/20/2009 2:46:40 PM

Incorrect

Come on, little buddy....You get one more try

At the risk of going to prison, I am so confident in your ignorance that I will actually tell you if you're correct on your next guess!

6/20/2009 2:51:09 PM

EMCE really gives the most interesting questions. Thank you for killing my boredom time.

Quote :

"# Have you ever been drunk?"

On more occasions than I can remember. Getting trashed used to be a weekly occurrence in the days of college.

Quote :

"# In 7 words or less, how would you characterize your personality?"

Straight-forward, easy going, dry, and sassy.

Quote :

"# Did you play sports when you were younger?"

I played basketball and softball for school teams. I was horrible at both.

Quote :

"# Do you still play?"

No, because I have horrible coordination and no one would want me on their team. I'm looking into joining a bowling league so I can make everyone hate me with my 60 point games.

Quote :

"# Have you ever done drugs?"

I've tried pot and not cared for it. I am generally against drugs, because my childhood was really poorly impacted by my father's involvement with them.

Quote :

"# I worked 49.5 hours this past week because I had to meet a deadline. Can I have a cookie?"

Yes, it is physically possible for you to have a cookie. You may also have one, with my blessing.

Quote :

"# Who had the smallest dong you've ever had inside of you?"

I've had sex with two guys in my life, and that's all I have to say about that.

Quote :

"# How small was it?"

Average.

Quote :

"# How do you feel about couples adopting kids when the couple is perfectly capable of procreating on their own?"

I think it can only be a good thing. There are plenty of poor, unwanted kids who could use a family, and there's no reason that you have to share genetics to have a loving family.

Quote :

"# How is your relationship with your parents?"

Complicated, but on the whole you could say that we get along. My mom has done some shit over the years (that I've bitched about in the crazy mom thread) but I know she loves me. My dad was a lousy parent figure and he left the country when I was 14 and only just recently returned, but he has always been willing to do anything for me (other than ackright).

Quote :

"# Who had the biggest dong you've ever had inside of you?"

My current boyfriend.

Quote :

"# How big was it?"

Above average.

Quote :

"# On a scale from 1-10, with 1 being not important, and 10 being essential, how would you rate the role of Human Factors in the design of airplanes, jets, tactical wheeled vehicles, and biomechanical suits?"

Assuming that this is your current area of expertise, 10! Presumably, Human Factors would have to have a large impact on these machines that are used by humans, in order to maximize their usability.

Quote :

"# There is a very, very, very strong chance that I'll have my name on a patent soon. This invention will help save many lives. If this all goes through, will you sleep with me?"

Frayed knot, but I will respect you as a person.

6/20/2009 3:02:45 PM

oh dag

6/20/2009 3:06:12 PM

Why hasn't anyone asked you a question in almost 3 months?

9/8/2009 9:24:28 PM

hmm

9/8/2009 9:27:58 PM

Quote :

"Why hasn't anyone asked you a question in almost 3 months?"

Probably because the fad died down.

9/11/2009 1:48:56 PM

how does your new boyfriend compare to your old one^^?

9/11/2009 1:50:38 PM

shit just got real

9/11/2009 1:51:57 PM

how would you describe life these days for you?

9/11/2009 3:29:10 PM

Quote :

"how does your new boyfriend compare to your old one^^?"

don't even go there

9/11/2009 3:32:16 PM

don't start an 'ask' thread if you ain't gonna answer the damn questions.

9/11/2009 3:36:00 PM

Do you work out?

9/11/2009 3:39:54 PM

I think I've already been bashed enough ITT

9/11/2009 3:40:02 PM

then don't read it?

9/11/2009 3:54:51 PM

was that a question

9/16/2009 9:44:52 AM