yeah why stay together if you're not happy?

7/12/2009 6:37:20 PM

Quote :

"Ask anyone who's met me IRL, they'll tell you I am 100% that horny."

Wait, wat? How the fuck does someone who just meets you know that? Are you all "Hi, I'm Vix and I hoRNY AS FUCK WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT "

7/12/2009 7:27:20 PM

i'm sure i come across that way after several cocktails
i totally tried to dry hump ThePeter at jackpot but he was all "nah girl, chill out"

7/12/2009 7:44:24 PM

Quote :

"Are you all "Hi, I'm Vix and I hoRNY AS FUCK WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT"

Yes, I am EXACTLY like that.

7/12/2009 7:49:28 PM

oh really? because i currently don't have plans tonight

7/12/2009 8:02:33 PM

Quote :

"i'm sure i come across that way after several cocktails i totally tried to dry hump ThePeter at jackpot but he was all "nah girl, chill out""

lololololol

7/12/2009 8:03:28 PM

haha

7/12/2009 8:05:53 PM

Quote :

"bottom line, he doesn't care about your photoshoot next week with some worldwide known photographer, because he doesn't agree with your line i work, which i assume you didn't do when you started dating him."

i was modeling and doing burlesque way before we started dating. he does not agree at all with it but he shouldn't have gotten into a relationship with me knowing that in the first place.

now he's trying to be all nice to me to get me to stay....by feeding my andes mints

[Edited on July 13, 2009 at 12:04 AM. Reason : mints]

7/13/2009 12:02:53 AM

You'll end up staying I'm betting.

7/13/2009 12:10:57 AM

7/13/2009 12:11:47 AM

yawn

7/13/2009 12:14:03 AM

i wish i had joes number so i could tell him what a mockery(sp) you are.

lol

[Edited on July 13, 2009 at 12:30 AM. Reason : fuck]

7/13/2009 12:19:21 AM

Quote :

"now he's trying to be all nice to me to get me to stay....by feeding my andes mints "

thats cool that you have pet mints

Quote :

"so i could tell him what a mochary(sp) "

holy jesus christ

7/13/2009 12:21:36 AM

^^

I know what you were going for.

I know you failed miserably.

I do not know how to spell that/those word(s) either.

That is all.

[Edited on July 13, 2009 at 12:22 AM. Reason : ^]

7/13/2009 12:21:49 AM

mockery?

7/13/2009 12:23:55 AM

NO.

monarchy, duh.

7/13/2009 12:25:16 AM

i too thought of going with a monarchy angle

7/13/2009 12:25:41 AM

dnl has come a long way

He made the change from a common creep

to up close and personal with RachelMarie

7/13/2009 12:29:08 AM

The closest I can come to is "mon cherie." Some French bullshit...

7/13/2009 12:29:34 AM

dnl no longer seems creepy 95% of the time

7/13/2009 12:29:53 AM

He must have preyed to the monarchy angel.

7/13/2009 12:30:04 AM

andes mints eh. sounds like he's feeding the problem. the big, fat, saggy problem.

7/13/2009 12:31:33 AM

he is trying to fatten you up good this time

that way his excuse will be valid

7/13/2009 12:32:14 AM

there is too much to read in this thread, but for the record I am a cool motherfucker

7/13/2009 12:34:33 AM

quick

post that picture with you and the money

7/13/2009 12:35:16 AM

oh yeah, good call, let me find it






[Edited on July 13, 2009 at 12:38 AM. Reason : d]

7/13/2009 12:36:05 AM

are you a polack? i just realized you might be one

7/13/2009 12:38:16 AM

are your lips / face actually the money in that picture?

i hope not

7/13/2009 12:38:57 AM

Weekly food budget ?

7/13/2009 12:39:11 AM

jb got pleny money

[Edited on July 13, 2009 at 12:40 AM. Reason : fuck]

7/13/2009 12:39:22 AM

^^ daily snack budget

^^^^ me? not at all... do I look asian fool?


^^^ what?



[Edited on July 13, 2009 at 12:40 AM. Reason : de]

7/13/2009 12:40:09 AM

i know slave famous is always giving you shit but that was a pretty good zinger

[Edited on July 13, 2009 at 12:41 AM. Reason : ^polacks are european]

7/13/2009 12:41:09 AM

you could buy a shit ton of andes mints with that much cheddar

and i'm sure he wouldn't mind if she put on a few more lbs.

7/13/2009 12:41:34 AM

^^ hes a harmless little bitch

^ what are you talking about?

[Edited on July 13, 2009 at 12:42 AM. Reason : d]

7/13/2009 12:41:47 AM

are you kissing the money!!!

because money is dirty. really dirty. just a friendly factoid.

7/13/2009 12:42:23 AM

Don't eat all of Andy's mints.

7/13/2009 12:43:01 AM

Quote :

"now he's trying to be all nice to me to get me to stay....by feeding my andes mints"

top o the page

7/13/2009 12:43:50 AM

^^^ no, its away from my face... but considering I just played slot machines that 1000's of people have handled i wouldnt be too worried

^ oh, why the hell would I buy her mints?

[Edited on July 13, 2009 at 12:44 AM. Reason : d]

7/13/2009 12:44:11 AM

"Lets see how many hamburgers I can fit in my mouth !"

"One hamburger, two hamburgers, three hamburgeth, four hambafnkdsfansfds..."

7/13/2009 12:44:50 AM

7/13/2009 12:44:54 AM

she should have lots of make up sex between now and the photoshoot. could lose a quick 5lbs at least probably

7/13/2009 12:45:18 AM

Quote :

" could lose a quick 5lbs at least probably "

yeah but girls eat alot when they are sad, so it could be canceled out

7/13/2009 12:51:43 AM

Gentlemen, if you've ever seen a coked out stripper and wondered what series of events could possibly lead to those life choices...

...

.

[Edited on July 13, 2009 at 12:57 AM. Reason : j/k]

7/13/2009 12:57:15 AM

agreed

7/13/2009 1:00:38 AM

I don't think Vix has a problem, just sounds like excessive hormones.
now if she could just bottle up some of those excess ones and send them to me, I think Arab13 would be very grateful.

7/13/2009 1:04:24 AM

ha

7/13/2009 1:08:33 AM

horney boobs

7/13/2009 1:20:42 AM

I still have no idea why everyone thinks Vix is lying. There are some women that are limited by soreness of the female parts and not sex drive.

7/13/2009 1:21:39 AM

so if she is sore, then why does she want tohave sex all the time

7/13/2009 1:24:12 AM

I'm sure this is a completely theoretical concept for you, but too much sex can cause soreness.

7/13/2009 1:33:35 AM