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9/15/2009 10:10:11 PM

true... My dick isn't big enough for the tww whores.

9/15/2009 10:10:19 PM

they are not whores imo

9/15/2009 10:10:54 PM

I would crush any pussy in this thread with my massive dick.

Expect for you fat chicks.

9/15/2009 10:11:32 PM

Brad, is this officially awkward for you?

and ftr, I chose him before I saw his peen size

[Edited on September 15, 2009 at 10:11 PM. Reason : ^ fat chicks?]

9/15/2009 10:11:33 PM

i think the term used in this thread is size queens.. sounds more classy


[Edited on September 15, 2009 at 10:17 PM. Reason : ignorance is bliss sometimes.]

9/15/2009 10:11:37 PM

i don't have enough sex to be a whore

9/15/2009 10:11:44 PM

Quote :

"and samwise's bf has a dick that is in the upper tier of my criteria and he bangs her on a regular basis, so bust on her vag for a while why dont you?"

sorry we make fun of her for being a gold digger.

You have the busted vagina.

9/15/2009 10:13:43 PM

sounds like a tww orgy is starting to form

9/15/2009 10:13:53 PM

^^^ isnt that a good thing?

[Edited on September 15, 2009 at 10:14 PM. Reason : ^]

9/15/2009 10:13:58 PM

Whores get paid.

Otherwise, you're just a slut.

9/15/2009 10:15:10 PM

hey sam. we were just talking about you.

ignore what i said by the way.

9/15/2009 10:15:13 PM

haha i still like the size queen term used in this thread

[Edited on September 15, 2009 at 10:15 PM. Reason : fast.]

9/15/2009 10:15:14 PM

i usually prefer quality over quantity

though i have seen one or two in my time that were less than desirable in size.

9/15/2009 10:16:09 PM

Yup, I'm a gold digger

I made sure he was an engineer before dating him because I want that cash money and shopping sprees all day every day

9/15/2009 10:16:57 PM

The smallest guy I dated was the best in bed.

9/15/2009 10:17:41 PM

this is the worst thread ever

9/15/2009 10:18:43 PM

Quote :

"and samwise's bf has a dick that is in the upper tier of my criteria and he bangs her on a regular basis, so bust on her vag for a while why dont you?"

when tww gets real

i will never look at eric the same way

9/15/2009 10:18:51 PM

^ man if he finds this thread he will not shut up and we may have to kill him.

9/15/2009 10:19:41 PM

still waiting on that PM Mel

9/15/2009 10:19:50 PM

^2 He's reading this right now and laughed but shook his head

I think he's embarrassed

9/15/2009 10:20:51 PM

my dick is 15 feet long and has fins and teeth

9/15/2009 10:25:22 PM

and a fucking laser on it

9/15/2009 10:41:33 PM

I may not be able to bottom out a tuna can, but I can make some friction in a pickle jar.

9/15/2009 10:41:41 PM

shredder won't knock the bottom out of it, but he'll definitely split the sides open

9/15/2009 10:43:38 PM

I just wanted to say I waited all day til I got home from work to click on this thread

9/15/2009 10:43:51 PM

cheese

wheel

dick

9/15/2009 10:44:42 PM

^^haha.

[Edited on September 15, 2009 at 10:45 PM. Reason : kinda similar for me in a way...]

9/15/2009 10:44:51 PM

^^^ and..

[Edited on September 15, 2009 at 10:46 PM. Reason : .]

9/15/2009 10:44:54 PM

Quote :

"Saps?"

i laughed my ass off at that one.

9/15/2009 10:45:06 PM

^^^^^^ fo sho!

[Edited on September 15, 2009 at 10:45 PM. Reason : ^]

9/15/2009 10:45:08 PM

Oh I'm not contributing...I'm a happily married woman (ie, I found my "A" man on the chart on page 1 )

9/15/2009 10:52:13 PM

Quote :

"it's nice to fuck without the bitch squirming away from you, or screaming/looking like she's getting raped."

This is definitely true. there is something refreshing about being able to pound away at it like there is no tomorrow without whimpers and tears. this isn't a japanese porn after all.

Quote :

"and samwise's bf has a dick that is in the upper tier of my criteria and he bangs her on a regular basis, so bust on her vag for a while why dont you?"

now i really think she is misconceiving size. Samwise16 pointed out earlier that she really didn't like them that big because she is a small girl and couldn't handle something like that. so its doubtful her guy is 8+ and round like a pepsi can. again for reference that would make him a regular peter north.

Quote :

"i don't have enough sex to be a whore "

we could change that ddk

9/16/2009 9:38:36 AM

continuing the hilarious

9/16/2009 9:40:54 AM

Quote :

"its doubtful her guy is 8+ and round like a pepsi can"

HAHA.. the pepsi can got me

ftr, mel's post was a little off, I wouldn't say it's in the "upper limits" of her requirements but it's better than average

also, I think I'm more scared of a fat one, at least the longer ones have something stopping them from going all the way in!

9/16/2009 9:55:36 AM

Today we are all are pepsi can penises.

9/16/2009 10:19:49 AM

this thread became a monster


but alls i'm sayin is

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay dropdeadkate and melanndelynn


also, an eternal haaaaaaaaay to lucyinthesky

9/16/2009 10:34:04 AM

oh she can get an eternal hey alright

9/16/2009 10:41:15 AM

hahaha

hey boy hey

9/16/2009 10:47:23 AM

so can you

9/16/2009 10:49:42 AM

dear djeternal

quit throwin salt in my e-game



dropdeadkate

how you doin SHAWTAY?

9/16/2009 10:51:54 AM

omg

bitches love smilies

(oh hey eric )

9/16/2009 10:53:07 AM

LOL SMILEY FACE

9/16/2009 10:55:30 AM

bitches love experienced lovers with money more than smilies

9/16/2009 10:55:41 AM

9/16/2009 10:57:01 AM

They probably love well-hung smilies the most.

9/16/2009 10:57:32 AM

I think many of you are misunderstanding the criteria that mel is setting up. She said 7"-9" and just big enough that she could fit her hand around it. I can't even fit my hand all the way around a beer/pepsi can and you all are comparing it to that.

Shit, just assuming that she is talking about just barely having her middle finger touch her thumb around it, it is unlikely that we are talking more than 4.5-5" circumference and that is if she has big hands.

9/16/2009 11:00:54 AM

i'm actually into guys that make me laugh and can hold a converstation (aka can take massive verbal abuse)

but big dick and knowing how to use it is a total plus

9/16/2009 11:01:17 AM

i don't have any money, btw

9/16/2009 11:02:14 AM

9/16/2009 11:02:57 AM