ahahaha she's posing!

1/15/2010 11:31:17 AM

yeah there's no chance the situation can have abs like that and drink all that alcohol without some kind of steroid

1/15/2010 12:05:05 PM

His face is way too fat relative to his body tone, its like he has some kind of disease or illness. He's definitely juiced. I'm not really a hater, but he's lame and only preys on silly drunk girls.

1/15/2010 12:08:15 PM

I think he's made it pretty clear that he's only looking to get laid. Silly drunk chicks are the best way to accomplish that.

1/15/2010 12:25:02 PM

The only problem is that he's not getting laid though haha.

[Edited on January 15, 2010 at 12:46 PM. Reason : .]

1/15/2010 12:40:08 PM

im surprised begonias actually believes that

given the fact that she supposedly works out

1/15/2010 12:58:21 PM

She's a girl. She probably doesn't know what it's like to be able to eat massive amounts of food and not really gain weight in the form of fat.

You could easily maintain abs like that while drinking a lot of alcohol every day. It all has to do with how many calories you're taking in the rest of the time. He said he's in the gym every day. We could assume 3 days of cardio. He's fairly young, and may have a naturally fast metabolism, so I have no problem believing that Mike isn't on steroids.

1/15/2010 1:15:41 PM

I don't see how he drags his ass to the gym after going out like that. He must not have a job.

1/15/2010 1:42:01 PM

They work at the t-shirt stand, duh.

1/15/2010 1:44:31 PM

You are only fooling yourself if you don't think The Situation has or is currently abusing roids.

1/15/2010 2:11:40 PM

1/15/2010 3:39:08 PM

are those real people or wax figures?

1/15/2010 3:40:04 PM

I dont htink the situation is on roids

Ronnie and Pauly D probably

I think the situation aka MIKE is on Clen


hes not a HUGE guy and roids will make him big like ronnie...Clen is probably his drug which isnt really a steroid.

1/15/2010 4:50:08 PM

because roiders are always huge

1/15/2010 5:05:39 PM

Have yo really taken a look at the situation's face and how pudgy it is? I have NEVER seen someone so cut with a face that fat. I dunno what it is, but could be a by-product of using roids some how.

1/15/2010 5:10:35 PM

His face isn't fat, he just has a bulbous nose, which is a cartilage issue and has nothing to do with body composition

1/15/2010 5:18:06 PM

You're crazy if you don't think his face isn't fat relative to his body composition.

1/15/2010 5:22:36 PM

I don't see it



If his face was relative to his body composition, he'd have a Klingon forehead

1/15/2010 5:26:06 PM

That picture is not a good representation. Have you been watching the show? If you have you'd know.

1/15/2010 5:33:14 PM

Yeah I've been watching the show and I'm telling you, its all in your head

I know fat faces, and he doesn't have one

but you know who does?

Jaybee1200

1/15/2010 5:35:06 PM

Dude, you a 23 year-old or so and you think you a genius, and your words are gold. Get over your yourself, and then find me some pictures of people that cut not with a slender face, square jaws, and overall doesn't look healthy in the face.

1/15/2010 5:40:29 PM

Listen, "bro", I don't know who you think you are, but I don't appreciate you talking to me like I'm some kind of fake old tough guy here. I know dudes, I know in shape guys and I know muscles, so I've seen my fair share of faces of these dudes, and Mike Situation's is not fat in comparison. I worked at gym from 05-07, and I saw guys come in all the time with ripped abs and chisled pecs. Their faces weren't noticeably thinner than Situation's, and their Jaws weren't all Dudley Do Right either. You're obviously delusional if you think Mike Situation has a fat face, and its apparent that the ripped guys you hang out with, the ones with slender faces and square jaws, don't represent the population of ripped dudes as whole.

1/15/2010 5:48:52 PM

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1/15/2010 6:12:52 PM

its all jersey shore in here now.

1/15/2010 6:34:16 PM

Bro, what the fuck are you talking about bro. That face is not remotely pudgy or fat bro.

1/15/2010 8:05:06 PM

gonna say all the guys sans Vinnie are on some sort of PH/DS/AAS

*edit* thats the nice thing about working out at NCSUs gym vs your conventional gym, nobody is on roids & I'm the one of the biggest guys in there at 200lbs lol

[Edited on January 15, 2010 at 9:00 PM. Reason : ncsu]

1/15/2010 8:58:12 PM

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"thats the nice thing about working out at NCSUs gym vs your conventional gym, nobody is on roids & I'm the one of the biggest guys in there at 200lbs lol"

What time do you workout? You've obviously never seen Bola, Charley, William, or anyone in that works out around 5-9. Bola weighs around 200lbs but is probably the biggest guy at state and most people try to accuse him of juicin. There are some BIG dudes that workout at the state gym, some of the biggest/strongest I've ever seen. Hell Charley threw up 500 lbs on bench just a couple weeks ago.

1/15/2010 10:24:45 PM

true, i never work out in the evenings as I work

just funny to see the differences in crowds between a college gym and the post college gyms

1/15/2010 10:28:34 PM

its easily possible to work out without steroids and have a great physique i.e. "the situation"...

1/16/2010 10:31:09 AM

sure it is, but not when you eat/drink the way he does

1/16/2010 11:10:58 AM

lol at all the people in this thread that think steroids ramp up your metabolism and make you be able to eat and drink anything you want. The gut on Jason Giambi and Barry Bonds in their prime should give you a good perspective on how preposterous that is.

If I was going to accuse the Situation of using any drugs, I'd think he may be using diuretics. The reason I say this is because his skin looks like it retains no water around his abs, but he's never looks vascular. Everyone I see in the gym that's as lean as the Situation usually has veins jumping out of their arms. Hell, my veins start getting great definition as soon as my abs become barely visible. This makes me think his body is dehydrated. This could be a genetic condition though, and not an indication of drug use.

I haven't seen these guys eat and drink like crazy on the show like several people accuse them of. They've had a couple of traditional Italian dinners, and they go out for drinks most nights. However, I haven't seen them come back plastered from the bar yet like the girls do (I haven't watched the AC episode.)

1/16/2010 1:41:59 PM

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"THE GUY HOOKING UP WITH SNOOKI HAS A UNC HAT ON!!! lol "

What's even funnier is that he was telling snookie how he worked on a farm... According to UNC only State fans are farmers...

1/16/2010 6:21:51 PM

^^despite what i have said previously, i dont necessarily think they are on roids specifically, but on something that would be banned by pro sports leagues.

i mean they were eating cake and ice cream int he middle of the night on an ep on thurs. i just dont see how you can blame that little body fat on genes and work alone with the kind of diet that they appear to have on the show.

but what do i know, i'm just a skinny guy...

[Edited on January 16, 2010 at 6:26 PM. Reason : a]

1/16/2010 6:26:37 PM

All I know is that if you wanna look like da situation....ya bedda get that protien in ya diet!

1/16/2010 7:19:45 PM

showing them eating chicken and rice for every meal doesn't make for good television, yet that is what they probably do all week long. on that same note, I think they've shown them go to the gym only once, yet Vinny said that they practically live at the gym, the laundromat, and the barber shop.

1/16/2010 8:28:21 PM

look, i respect your opinion, especially on this subject.

also, i admit there is not enough evidence to guarantee anything. i just contend that the show points fingers, so to speak.

however, if you heard it confirmed that they ARE on something, can you honestly say it would shock you?

but anyway, lets drop this so we can get back to talking about how much these people are wastes of space!

1/17/2010 1:06:16 AM

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"im surprised begonias actually believes that given the fact that she supposedly works out"

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"She's a girl. She probably doesn't know what it's like to be able to eat massive amounts of food and not really gain weight in the form of fat."

let me rephrase: yeah there's no chance the situation can have abs like that and drink all that alcohol without some kind of steroid supplement that would be banned by pro sports leagues (thanks rwoody)

1/17/2010 2:45:39 PM

^^I agree, it wouldn't surprise me at all if they were on something, especially Ronnie. I just wanted to offer a counterpoint to all the people in here declaring them as guilty of drug use just because of what their bodies look like. Claiming that they couldn't possibly look like that without the use of drugs sounds more like a jealous cop-out than a serious accusation.

It wouldn't surprise me at all if several people in this thread making accusations have used caffeine and ephedrine for dieting or workouts before. Considering that they are both banned by the IOC, it would seem kind of hypocritical to bitch about three people on television who are in better shape.

If someone wants to discuss this further, we should make a thread about it in Chit Chat. This thread doesn't need to be derailed any further.

[Edited on January 17, 2010 at 3:07 PM. Reason : ^maybe he uses yohimburn on his abs.]

1/17/2010 3:05:57 PM

can we please talk about the psycho israeli girl who was following pauly d around like a lost puppy on the boardwalk when he was with those chicks........and then called his house 034594058984 times......and then stalked him at the club.

1/17/2010 11:14:05 PM

HAM

1/18/2010 2:03:20 AM

I have been hearing a lot about this show, so I checked it out on VOD. The following are some thoughts I have.

The Jersey Shore people are like aliens to me--I mean, the from another planet kind of alien. Yeah, yeah, I'm "old" and all that bullshit, but I did plenty in my younger years--trust me.

It's not about the multiple random sex partners--even though it's risky, I get it. And it's not about the continual partying to the detriment of yourself, your job, and so on--even though it's stupid, I get it.

My problem is what appears to be the utter vacuousness of those people's daily pursuits. I understand that they're basically on the vacation of a lifetime at the Jersey Shore, but I get the sense that their lives are not that much different than when they're back in their respective hometowns--they just don't have MTV following them around documenting everything.

And is anything about them real? Their boobs are fake, their muscles are fake, their hair is fake, their nails are fake, their tans are fake--and "Snooki" listed her ideal mate as being a "guido juicehead." Just fucking wow.

Maybe it's a cultural thing and I just don't get this. But if what I've seen were my culture, I'd find a way to switch to a new culture.

BTW, that Jacuzzi should be donated for scientific investigation. I'm sure it is a petri dish of interesting microorganisms.

Having posted all this, I could not stop watching. Will watch again.

1/18/2010 7:19:10 AM

Jersey Shore is like a train wreck. You don't want to see it, but you just can't help yourself.

1/18/2010 10:50:27 AM

Why was there another episode on friday?

1/18/2010 11:00:21 AM

they aired 2 new episodes back to back on thursday night

1/18/2010 11:00:51 AM

i think i was driving behind Jwow today.

her liscence plate said "j-wow" and had several italian stickers and shit on it. I couldnt get a clean look at the girl though.

i live on long island btw

1/18/2010 12:29:23 PM

on the one hand you have porcha, who is a meathead that probably accuses everyone thats bigger than him of roids

and then you have eleusis, who know what the fuck hes talking about


in any event, Pauly is the only legit guido IMO

haha hes the man, that blowout is amazing, the rest of the boys look like typical collge party kids, PAULY LOOKS LIKE A GUIDO!

he owns it

[Edited on January 18, 2010 at 1:48 PM. Reason : r]

1/18/2010 1:45:36 PM

Pauly is the man.

"you stalked my whole life on the boardwalk" LOL

1/18/2010 6:16:23 PM

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"Pauly is the man. "you stalked my whole life on the boardwalk" LOL"

hahahaha that part was hysterical.

i've started practicing my fist pumping......i head back to NJ in 3 weeks for work

1/18/2010 9:46:44 PM

yea pauly seems like one of the two that it might not suck to hang out with, the other being vinny

of the 3 super arrogants, pauly is the only one who doesnt appear to have an undercurrent of low self-esteem (situtation) or an overcurrent (is that a word) of complete dickness (ronnie)

1/18/2010 9:57:38 PM

i want a t shirt that says "I heart jewish girls"

1/18/2010 10:26:00 PM