was the Oxford a mishap?

11/28/2010 3:19:20 AM

yes. gross. i hate that place.

11/28/2010 1:21:38 PM

you seem to get hurt so much by the most random things that it's hard to believe sometimes. but then you post pics so i pretty much believe everything you say

11/28/2010 1:28:14 PM

bttt

6/1/2011 7:01:22 PM

thanks

i just wanted to say that in addition to tick bites, i recently discovered that the other "bug bites" all over my feet and one hand (that were mysteriously multiplying) are actually poison ivy

AND

i had to make an emergency vet (not to the emergency vet to the reg vet but an unplanned) run after work because it appears the other night when my dog was getting uppity w/ my cat, she actually injured her but the injury went unnoticed until this afternoon.

ALL IS NOT WELL IN THE ANIMAL KINGDOM. or nature. ewww nature get it off me!!!

on the upside, the vet bill was WAY cheaper than i expected (she got xrays). AND it wasn't cancer which i was totally expecting. so i'm feeling pretty positive. and really itchy.

6/1/2011 7:22:30 PM

Sucks about the poison ivy. Glad to hear your dog is all good though.

6/1/2011 7:35:34 PM

where is the poison ivy from?

6/1/2011 7:38:26 PM

^ i dunno. its all in eric's woods and the woods at my house. so i'm assuming one of those places. i try to avoid it when i see it but apparently i f-ed up

i'm guessing its from eric's house because i don't often tramp through the woods at my house

^^ thanks! and cat that was bad wording. my dog attacked my cat so it was the cat who was injured

now she is sedated with a morphine like drug. just chillin. she prob feels good. i'll take a picture of her tummy later if she lets me. they shaved it lol

[Edited on June 1, 2011 at 7:45 PM. Reason : .]

6/1/2011 7:45:22 PM

I DON'T KNOW HOW THESE THINGS HAPPEN TO ME

i swear i'm not extraordinarily clumsy

just now i was giving my cat some wet food because i just had to give her pain meds and i felt bad SO i was getting a paper plate to put it on. well there was a HEAVY heavy heavy extremely thick glass pitcher on the top shelf of the pantry where the paper plates are. evidently, it was kinda on the edge. so it fell while i was reaching for the plates. if that thing hit me in the head i'd prob die. well not die, but it'd be pretty bad/unpleasant/maybe concussionairy. so i put my hands up to try to catch it slash protect my head.

well somehow it hit a shelf falling down/getting caught and exploded all over me

as a result, i have now been stabbed in the stomach and leg. there is blood. not enough blood for stitches, luckily.

6/2/2011 9:24:16 PM

I get a general feeling of happiness when I read this thread. Not because I hate khcadwal, or even dislike her. I just think that she is a terrible person, and deserves having bad things happen to her. Kind of like a constant streak of karma.

6/2/2011 9:29:51 PM

kadwackle, bmel suggested I get a bubble


I suggest you do the same

6/2/2011 9:30:54 PM

^^ i will drive to DC just to personally shit on your face. i'd advise you to sleep with one eye open and a container of lysol wipes near by.

^ LOL we can be bubble twins together. rollin rollin rollinnnnn
p.s. i sowwie about your foot though i kinda chuckled a little when i read the story ONLY because it sounds exactly like something i would do. and i've stepped on hair dryer prongs before. shit hurts.

[Edited on June 2, 2011 at 9:32 PM. Reason : .]

6/2/2011 9:31:55 PM

wtf man?!

what's with all the hostility?

perhaps you just misread what I posted. Here:

Quote :

"Not because I hate khcadwal, or even dislike her."

6/2/2011 9:34:00 PM

OIC

6/2/2011 9:34:34 PM

this thread is hilarious.



[Edited on June 2, 2011 at 9:36 PM. Reason :

Quote :

"i will drive to DC just to personally shit on your face"

i'd watch]

6/2/2011 9:34:41 PM

to top it off i've misplaced my ointment!!!!!!!!

p.s. why is ointment such a disgusting and hilarious word?

6/2/2011 9:37:17 PM

Quote :

"i'd advise you to sleep with one eye open...."

apparently, I would be watching too

6/2/2011 9:37:53 PM

RIP, SWEET PITCHER

6/2/2011 9:49:38 PM

I would roll with you


can I post in this thread, too? I guess this doesn't count as clumsiness but my elbow is still sensitive (skinned it) and my head still hurts from running into my dresser after the hallucination

6/2/2011 9:50:12 PM

yes we can change it to khcadwal + samwise's mishaps thread

6/2/2011 9:54:09 PM

I'm glad you don't need stitches

6/2/2011 9:55:20 PM

At least you managed to keep it from knocking you in the head. I was in a similar situation, but ended up getting brained by a casserole dish.

6/2/2011 10:01:10 PM

This thread makes me feel not so accident prone.

Granted, in the last two years I got hit by a mini van on my bike, took a tooth out on a beer glass and tore my rotator cuff in my sleep

Yay for shitty luck!

6/2/2011 10:04:56 PM

^^ DUDE. ouch. that is what i was trying to prevent. that shit would majorly hurt and could do actual head damage. :/ i bet you had a bruise or a knot for awhile?!

^ yeeeaaaa. your luck also seems somewhat questionable. good company at least?! haha

[Edited on June 2, 2011 at 10:10 PM. Reason : .]

6/2/2011 10:09:34 PM

i have invited myself to be included in this thread.

this am, walking up the escalator. tripped on my flip flop, fell down, tore two holes in my foot/toes and got blood all over my flip flop.

6/22/2011 9:50:43 AM

hope you feel better!

6/22/2011 9:51:41 AM

my life is one big mishap

/emo

6/22/2011 10:12:18 AM

^^^ oh no LUNAK that sounds painful feel better!

^ i feel this way a lot, too

6/22/2011 11:32:03 AM

OMFG

AHHHHH

just locked myself out of the house. i had to crawl into the most undesirable place to get the hideakey which thank God was there. i got at least 57,000 spiderwebs on me. THEN i turned around and stuck my face RIGHT into the MOTHER of all spiderwebs. like. we get these mega charlotte's web spiderweb in our yard with the BIGGEST ASS spiders you've ever seen. i feel like there is one nesting in my hair. there is still spiderweb in my eyelashes. i don't think i'm going to be able to sleep unless i jump in the shower.

*SHUDDER*

not cool. my dog was a good girl though and waited on the porch the whole time while i went on my adventure.

8/3/2011 9:23:10 PM

Lol, fuck some spiders.

8/3/2011 9:26:10 PM

BIGGEST ASS-SPIDERS

8/3/2011 9:30:25 PM

Fuck that noise.

8/3/2011 9:30:48 PM

^^ eweyyyyyyy ass spiders are gross

i like how when you go through a spiderweb for hours after that you are all itchy or jumpy if a stray hair so much grazes your skin you are all OMFG GET IT OFF ME!!!!!!!!1

i feel kind of bad i ruined that spiders work of art but it was so gross i couldn't stop squealing when it was all stuck in my eyelashes

8/3/2011 10:15:15 PM

BTTT

ripped my pants while teaching a fitness class... wasn't wearing undies

10/17/2011 8:24:02 PM

ohay

10/17/2011 9:56:15 PM

^^everyone was a winner

10/17/2011 9:57:28 PM

Quote :

"ripped my pants while teaching a fitness class... wasn't wearing undies"

well that's one way to get more people into your class.

10/17/2011 9:58:25 PM

was totally prepared to see a "I shot myself" post

10/17/2011 10:07:14 PM

bttt

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

2/12/2012 4:07:09 PM