i dont even know what a cargo short is

am i doing it right

8/8/2011 8:33:20 PM

what about jorts...do you know and/or own these?

so far you're doing it right

8/8/2011 8:33:47 PM

Quote :

"somehow I missed this post...and I would like to say that I would do all sorts of bad things in the back of that Passat if you're wearing these shorts Please to post a photo when you do receive said shorts ok ALL SORTS!"

DON'T THREATEN HIM!

8/8/2011 8:35:05 PM

no threats

all promises

8/8/2011 8:35:47 PM

I wear shorts to work every day. I think after I've had the freedom I'm going to charge any company that doesn't allow it an extra $50K in salary for making me wear khakis. Maybe another $20K for having to wear closed toed shoes.

8/8/2011 8:46:15 PM

Bought these the other day (Nautica seersuckers) and LOVE them...super comfortable and I like the style as well.

8/8/2011 9:50:43 PM

you may enter

8/8/2011 9:51:48 PM

Quote :

"I also believe that if you wear shorts your options for footwear are limited to sandals/flipflops or tennis shoes. "

THIS MOTHERFUCKER'S NEVER HEARD OF LOAFERS!

LULZ!


For the cargo shorts advocates:
I bet a lot of you have braided belts and several pairs of white crew socks in your closet. I'd also bet that most of you have one pair of "dress" shoes that is presumably black with a square toe or have obnoxiously large rubber soles. You also probably think Van Heusen makes quality dress shirts, and that your one or two horrible ties are adequate. You think khakis are dress pants. You don't know your jacket size.

Have some self-respect. Dress like an adult.

8/8/2011 9:52:19 PM

Who keeps socks in their closet? lol

8/8/2011 9:53:26 PM

^^^Why thank you. I love them except I'm a bit restricted in what shirts I can wear with that. But I a grey or navy polo goes well with them. They're definitely my favorite shorts. Might have to get some more soon, in a blue color rather than tan.

[Edited on August 8, 2011 at 9:54 PM. Reason : ]

8/8/2011 9:54:28 PM

^^lolpwnt

8/8/2011 9:57:02 PM

In middle school I had a pair of khaki zip off cargo pants and a pair of jean zip off cargo pants and one day I would go in with the jean tops and khaki bottoms and the other with the khaki top and jean bottoms.

8/8/2011 9:57:41 PM

not gonna lie...I laffed at the square toe rubber sole shoes

Quote :

"^^^Why thank you. I love them except I'm a bit restricted in what shirts I can wear with that. But I a grey or navy polo goes well with them. They're definitely my favorite shorts. Might have to get some more soon, in a blue color rather than tan."

treat them as any pair of khaki shorts...you can wear any color with those seersucker shorts...throw a color with them instead of navy or grey!

[Edited on August 8, 2011 at 9:59 PM. Reason : e]

8/8/2011 9:57:44 PM

i heard adults wear short pink shorts with loafers

8/8/2011 9:59:30 PM

I'm not a fan of loafers with shorts at all.

I have a pair of sperrys I wear with shorts though.

Whether that is, used to be, or never will be acceptable I don't really care.

8/8/2011 10:02:25 PM

im looking for a cuffed, pleated mens short in blue denim perhaps a carpenter belt as well.

8/8/2011 10:08:13 PM

YO

MY NAME IS RONNY

I FUCK A NOSE-RINGED CHUBBY GIRL WHO PLAYS ROLE-PLAYING GAMES ON THE STREETS

AND I WEAR PINK "NANTUCKET RED" NUT-HUGGERS IN PUBLIC AND DRIVE A LEXUS

LOOK AT ME

I'M SO FUCKING FASHIONABLY COOL

[Edited on August 8, 2011 at 10:11 PM. Reason : ]

8/8/2011 10:09:54 PM

trolled

8/8/2011 10:11:34 PM

I don't have any idea what a braided belt is. I have a pair of Allen Edmonds and a pair Cole Haans as well as 2 tailored suits though I don't know what my size is. Our VP of engineering wears flip flops too, granted we are Boulder based. Worst dressed according to Esquire

Mostly right I guess

I'll wear a suit when I'm running a VC firm.

8/8/2011 10:11:48 PM

8/8/2011 10:21:55 PM

FUCK ALL THEM HATERS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sq8fQVByVM

8/8/2011 10:26:55 PM

^^don't know what a. Braided beltt it. Have you ever watched tv

8/8/2011 10:28:53 PM

Quote :

"you may enter"

but anymore pockets than that, FUCK YOU

8/8/2011 10:30:38 PM

Since when did men's fashion mean so much to these peacocks?

Next they're going to tell me my beard beany is out of style



Beard Beanies are soooo last fall, bro

8/8/2011 10:34:00 PM

TT10 knows whats up

8/8/2011 10:37:38 PM

i know whats up with your wack ass opinions about cargo shorts

dunno why you hate them so much

some motherfuckers smoke cigarettes and dont like their ass getting indented by a fat ass wallet

i bet you like fat ass wallets

8/8/2011 10:38:55 PM

trim your wallet down holmes

you don't need all that shit in there for it to make a difference if it's in your back pocket

I like fat bank accounts...fat wallets don't mean shit

8/8/2011 10:40:17 PM

i just think your view on cargo shorts is biased because you're optimal shorts on guys are probably daisy dukes with the big muscular legs showing and dick being constrained and bulging in way-too-tight garments

[Edited on August 8, 2011 at 10:46 PM. Reason : YOU'RE OPTIMAL SHORTS]

8/8/2011 10:45:41 PM

nah I enjoy leaving a little to the imagination

show me dick or show me legs...not both at the same time okay

8/8/2011 10:46:33 PM

my shorts just show you a sexy hint of my lower running/jumping calf muscles and gorgeous shin, while my loose fitting tshirt funcationally conceals my .45 while leaving the mysteries of my extravagant abdominals to the imagination

haters gonna hate

8/8/2011 10:49:01 PM

yeah those janky jorts of yours also stop just at the right point to make it look as if you have cankles

so sexy

8/8/2011 10:51:48 PM

i see no cankles in this pic of me and my semi-cargo shorts that extend past the knee

8/8/2011 11:04:33 PM

what the fuck are "semi" cargo shorts?

8/8/2011 11:05:09 PM

these particular shorts have a small cargo pocket on the right leg, but not on the left...have the standard right, left and two back pockets though

didnt know how exactly to describe

8/8/2011 11:06:19 PM

WOW! One comment made by me and one new photo of me has caused two 6 page threads in two days.

8/8/2011 11:10:16 PM

This thread is about you?

8/8/2011 11:11:41 PM

8/8/2011 11:11:53 PM

Quote :

"WOW! One comment made by me and one new photo of me has caused two 6 page threads in two days. "

wrong thread you fucking creeper

8/8/2011 11:12:27 PM

LOL

8/8/2011 11:13:09 PM

8/8/2011 11:13:52 PM

IN MY RAGE I POST IN ALL 6 PAGE THREADS.

8/8/2011 11:13:59 PM

Quote :

"This thread is about you?"

The way I was dressed in this photo is what started all of the talk about cargo shorts in the "pick a number between 18-21" thread.

8/8/2011 11:14:31 PM

dude, the cargo shorts talk has been going on for longer than that

8/8/2011 11:15:03 PM

lol you will drive a mini van in your lifetime and get busted with kiddy porn

8/8/2011 11:16:34 PM

Quote :

"dude, the cargo shorts talk has been going on for longer than that"

Oh, well this thread was started on 8/7/2011 not too long after I posted the photo of myself at the Beer & Bourbon Fest.

8/8/2011 11:17:09 PM

Was the cargo shorts really what was wrong in that pic?

8/8/2011 11:17:20 PM

Quote :

"Unless i'm exercising, at the beach, or at a tailgate, I don't wear shorts, because I'm a man, and shorts look fucking stupid on guys. Notice only the guys with leg-hair wear the long-cargo shorts? It's because anything else looks retarded"

maybe you have dumb looking legs?

i live in florida and 10 months of the year, i exclusively wear shorts when i'm not at work. why the fuck would i wear pants out in the 90 degree, 80% humidity weather?

i have a pair of cargo's that are my ultra casual. if i'm going to dinner or to a bar or something, i have some nicer shorts, more like pacsun style than fratty style though.

8/8/2011 11:22:45 PM

Quote :

" Was the cargo shorts really what was wrong in that pic?"

LOL

8/8/2011 11:28:01 PM

Quote :

"For the cargo shorts advocates: I bet a lot of you have braided belts and several pairs of white crew socks in your closet. I'd also bet that most of you have one pair of "dress" shoes that is presumably black with a square toe or have obnoxiously large rubber soles. You also probably think Van Heusen makes quality dress shirts, and that your one or two horrible ties are adequate. You think khakis are dress pants. You don't know your jacket size. "

This basically fits my fiance' (minus the socks in the closet)

Except I think I have successfully talked him out of wearing that horrible braided belt ever again

8/8/2011 11:29:35 PM

I thought braided belts was a middle school thing?

[Edited on August 8, 2011 at 11:31 PM. Reason : never got those - solid leather belts ftw]

8/8/2011 11:31:16 PM