I WONDER IF I CAN EAT AN ENTIRE POUND OF HOT TAMALES

3/24/2008 9:23:23 PM

people are easily manipulated.



ie... Prescription Drugs ( YOU GOTTA TAKE THEM OR ELSE YOU WONT BE NORMAL )


bunch of suckers

3/24/2008 9:28:27 PM

i need to wake up early...

3/25/2008 2:49:43 AM

last night i was watching this clip on redtube...

it was some massage clip with 2 girls because i like lesbian porn better than most porn as long as both girls are pretty and have nice boobs (that's not the confession)....

anyway...it was a close up of the blonde rubbing the brunette's clit and all i could think was....


"man that's pretty nail polish....i wonder where i can find that color? I wonder if i can find out who that chick is and ask her what that color is called because i'd like to wear that this summer..."

3/25/2008 5:52:09 AM

haha, i never exactly pegged you as an avid watcher of lesbian porn

3/25/2008 5:56:33 AM

oh my dear....how little you actually know about me

3/25/2008 5:57:47 AM

Go on...

3/25/2008 6:23:29 AM

just because Josh doesn't know things about me doesn't mean they are confessions...therefore they do not belong in this thread

3/25/2008 6:49:31 AM

i have a confession...

i know that most girls take up close pictures of themselves and tilt their heads so you can't see how fat they are...

i do it a) because i don't own a camera and my arms aren't but so long so i can't do but so much on a camera phone, and b) my nose is crooked...not like crooked has a bump in it or a deviated septum...but crooked points in the wrong direction on my face...

if i look at you straight on my nose points to the right and in turn makes the rest of my face wonky.....


but on a positive note...the chick that fits my glasses for me says i have the most evenly spaced eyes and ears and the most level upper part of my face that she's ever seen....

3/25/2008 7:23:32 AM

i had a confession before i read livingproofs confessions...now i cant remember it....that is my confession

3/26/2008 12:23:57 PM

im eating chicken breasts with a knife and a spoon because all my forks are dirty

3/26/2008 2:17:00 PM

Reading this thread has mad me very uncomfortable about my plans for this weekend.

3/26/2008 2:28:59 PM

my knee really feels messed up

3/26/2008 2:42:40 PM

Today is one of the days where I revel in being a bitch to other people. And there has NOT been a shortage of opportunities

3/26/2008 5:25:13 PM

there's no fool like an old fool

3/26/2008 5:28:34 PM

i've slept WAY too much today.

11:30 pm-8 am
10:30 am-11:30 am
2 pm-5 pm

bet i'll be in bed before midnight too

3/26/2008 5:30:07 PM

i love civic hatchbacks

i think that should be a confession

3/26/2008 5:44:21 PM

i'm looking forward to may much more than I was expecting

3/26/2008 11:31:55 PM

So I'm in my truck at 1:30 this morning and bagpipes pop up on my iPod. And it hits me, man, if I'm ever going to go out by execution it better be a hanging or a firing squad. None of this lethal injection shit. You're going to sterilize the needle you're about to kill me with? WTF? Are you worried my corpse is going to get an infection?

Nah man, get some piper out there to play Flowers of the Forest while I climb the scaffold and they put the noose around my neck (it is a pretty long song), and when he hits that last low a . . .

CRACK!

The trap opens and my neck snaps and my lights go out and its all on that last a.

Fuckin' a man, fuckin' a.

Thats the way to go. That or a firing squad.

3/27/2008 1:01:56 AM

^ i think i'll either live a long, long, long time (i have major longevity in my family, and I take really good care of myself), or I'll die an early, violent, young death, in some sort of fireball and/or with my pink body being smashed against something hard and unforgiving.

3/27/2008 1:14:13 AM

Yeah, I'm not saying that is the way I will go, but if you've got to go that way . . . might as well do it right.

3/27/2008 1:21:32 AM

I've almost posted hundreds of times...but thought better of it after proofreading... Including this post, I almost made a thread about it.

3/27/2008 1:23:28 AM

I've never been to Hooters.

3/28/2008 7:35:08 PM

I'm afraid that what I'm trying so hard to prevent is going to happen regardless of what I do.

3/29/2008 10:31:08 PM

i'll probably end up marrying her.


just my luck.

3/29/2008 10:33:14 PM

im surprisingly comfortable with everything that happened today...

3/29/2008 10:33:46 PM

i want what i had before
and i know i'll have it again
but I don't want to wait

3/29/2008 10:37:32 PM

i actually dont want to post my confessions, im sure ill gregret it later

3/29/2008 10:51:10 PM

you can tell me, i wont tell anyone

3/29/2008 10:52:10 PM

god is hate to gregret something later :p

3/29/2008 11:01:52 PM

i don't just want him

I want to want him
and to fix him

But I'm managing to manage it.

3/29/2008 11:05:00 PM

oh i want and i want to fix....

neither of which are feasible

3/29/2008 11:06:13 PM

This is one of my tried and true "I-need-to-cry-but-need-a-starting-point" songs

3/29/2008 11:16:09 PM

i tried my luck at egame today

3/29/2008 11:34:03 PM

how'd that work out for you?

3/29/2008 11:34:56 PM

she didnt say no!

3/29/2008 11:35:27 PM

congrats then!

3/29/2008 11:36:45 PM

i mean she didnt say yeah either but it would suck to get shot down at egame.

3/29/2008 11:37:27 PM

partying like a rockstar tonight! woot! woot!

3/30/2008 12:21:46 AM

when I develop a crush on a girl it prevents me from talking to her
fucking ironic

3/30/2008 12:46:11 AM

I'm gonna be better than almost everyone else here tonight

once again


see ya later

*party like a rockstar, literally*

3/30/2008 12:47:06 AM

Ok, so the sex isn't as bad as I said it was.....to his face.


haha

3/30/2008 9:20:21 AM

theDuke866 said:

Quote :

"^ i think i'll either live a long, long, long time (i have major longevity in my family, and I take really good care of myself), or I'll die an early, violent, young death, in some sort of fireball and/or with my pink body being smashed against something hard and unforgiving."

dude how the fuck much more gay could the good lord have possibly filled you with

3/30/2008 9:36:24 AM

well, those Marines like to slap each other's asses

3/30/2008 6:30:27 PM

NO HOT WATER

3/30/2008 6:34:24 PM

I'm anxious about starting my internship tomorrow.

3/30/2008 6:48:01 PM

posts like that get me upset

3/30/2008 8:19:18 PM

I'm going to hell

3/30/2008 8:21:51 PM

I've played Oblivion for like 100 hours of game time...finally I save up enough to buy the best house in the game...so I look for the guy and he's not there

apparently there is a bug whereby sometimes he wanders off the castle battlements and falls to his death...now he is dead and I can't buy the house

so now I have to go and replay the whole game

also I'm a fucking nerd, obviously

3/30/2008 8:23:57 PM

I killed man with a trident.

3/30/2008 8:24:40 PM