^wrong part of Texas

4/5/2008 7:25:57 PM

*carl face*

4/5/2008 7:31:27 PM

I may have destroyed intelligent public discourse.

4/5/2008 7:35:15 PM

I cleaned my ears while peeing.

It felt so good that I thought for a minute that I might moan.

4/6/2008 1:31:20 AM

i have trouble having fun when i'm out (as in like going out to a bar out) if someone doesn't pay attention to me. i just need one person. a friend. a stranger. whoever. just SOMEONE to talk to.

4/6/2008 1:37:08 AM

^I don't want to say that I'm the exact opposite, but I have no qualms about going out to do stuff all by myself.

4/6/2008 1:45:44 AM

i want to cry.
but it wont happen.
i feel betrayed.
but i knew it would happen.

i just want to be wrong for once,
just one fucking time.
is that too much to ask for?
i mean...fucking really...

don't respond to this post in any way, i don't want to go in to it.

4/6/2008 1:50:47 AM

You wouldn't have posted your thoughts if you didn't want to talk about it.

4/6/2008 1:52:59 AM

oh i do stuff all by myself, i just mean in a bar setting. i can't just sit there and drink without someone talking to me. even if it is a complete stranger. i guess that just means i'm not an alcoholic...the drinking alone thing, just isn't my style.

4/6/2008 1:53:06 AM

I can't comment on that. I ruined alcohol for me not long after my 21st b-day, so I don't drink.

4/6/2008 1:54:12 AM

I'm kind of the same way. I hate going into groups of people unless I have one person that I know will mainly talk to me.

4/6/2008 1:54:46 AM

I guess I'm anti-social, then. I don't particularly care if nobody talks to me. I go to the movies to see a movie I think is gonna be awesome, not so I can be with my friends and have something to talk with them about.

4/6/2008 3:00:43 AM

I wish I could be more like that.

4/6/2008 3:03:38 AM

haha i don't care about the movies. i've gone to the movies by myself before (lame? probably). i just care about like going out to a bar and sitting there like in a group of people but not having anyone to talk to in the group i guess. like being obviously disassociated from the group. not fun (for me).

4/6/2008 3:03:58 AM

4/6/2008 3:06:59 AM

I dutch ovened my gf.


She was in a deep sleep, so she was never the wiser.

[Edited on April 6, 2008 at 3:14 AM. Reason : ]

4/6/2008 3:07:47 AM

Damn, the vocabulary of old freinds freuded its way in

4/6/2008 3:15:05 AM

i'm not going lie...

i'm about to cry watching Legally Blonde 2 where Elle is at the hearing talking about all the committee people's dogs...

4/6/2008 9:14:39 PM

as much as i like to pretend that i'm happy where i'm living and what i'm doing. i'm totally not. but it's what everyone thinks i should be doing, so therefore, i can't let them down.

4/6/2008 9:32:11 PM

^do you know what would make you happy, and you're just not doing it b/c its not what others want?

or do you not know how to be happy altogether?

4/6/2008 9:42:45 PM

i wish i would go ahead and get a job so i can decide where i'm gonna live

4/6/2008 9:43:54 PM

I am

entirely

too mesmerized by that gif.

4/6/2008 10:01:44 PM

I eat beer for way too many meals.

4/6/2008 10:11:49 PM

I have no idea what I want to do with my life.

4/6/2008 10:45:13 PM

I've never been the bad guy before... am I the bad guy?

4/6/2008 10:47:05 PM

if i was rich i would pay people to do my stuff

4/6/2008 10:48:42 PM

i absolutely despise people that are so stuck in their opinion that they fail to see anyone else's point as valid

4/6/2008 10:51:24 PM

it's sorta sweet revenge to have that dude calling me every weekend to come over "just to, you know, cuddle and keep each other company"....even though i never actually go over there even when i say i probably will....

and then see away messages like "i'm giving up"...and "I want to give love another chance but it won't give me one"....and gay shit like that...

and have him say things like "i thought you forgot about me"...."what happened to you last night...i was hoping you'd make it over"...and shit like that....

especially knowing how retarded i was over him just a few years ago and would drop everything at anytime to run over there "just to, you know, cuddle and keep each other company"...even though he treated me like shit...

it's very empowering when you realize you don't give a shit about somebody that used to affect your life so much when apparently they can't quite ever let go...

/silly girl logic

4/6/2008 10:52:13 PM

^^sounds like a republican

4/6/2008 10:53:13 PM

Quote :

"it's sorta sweet revenge to have that dude calling me every weekend to come over "just to, you know, cuddle and keep each other company"....even though i never actually go over there even when i say i probably will.... and then see away messages like "i'm giving up"...and "I want to give love another chance but it won't give me one"....and gay shit like that... and have him say things like "i thought you forgot about me"...."what happened to you last night...i was hoping you'd make it over"...and shit like that.... especially knowing how retarded i was over him just a few years ago and would drop everything at anytime to run over there "just to, you know, cuddle and keep each other company"...even though he treated me like shit... it's very empowering when you realize you don't give a shit about somebody that used to affect your life so much when apparently they can't quite ever let go... /silly girl logic"

thats awesome

4/6/2008 10:54:24 PM

Quote :

"sounds like a republican"

haha no

[Edited on April 6, 2008 at 10:55 PM. Reason : .]

4/6/2008 10:55:25 PM

haha so is it yes or no?

4/6/2008 10:55:59 PM

i love cold weather

4/6/2008 10:56:37 PM

its no...i was on autopilot with republican bashing (namely my brother in law) but right now its a dem

4/6/2008 10:56:40 PM

While I love being an adult and all the freedoms it brings

...I fucking hate being so responsible sometimes.

4/6/2008 10:59:19 PM

^tr00th

Some days I find myself wishing I could just be a kid again, go back to a time when everyone else did all of the work and worrying for me.

4/6/2008 11:06:34 PM

I'm in a cleaning mood

I have pulled no fewer than 4 shirts from my car, something like 5 or 6 pairs of socks, a pair of pants, a dozen books, 40million coffee cups and diet coke bottles, found a calendar, a lens hood, and a pair of sneakers I forgot about (that, btw, made 5 pairs of shoes)

At my desk, I had 6? glasses, and there are six pairs of socks, three towels, a pair of jeans, some hair pomade stuff, and three clothespins (wtf)

I tend to amass some interesting combinations of stuff

4/6/2008 11:37:53 PM

Quote :

"So I've been president for one whole meeting....and let me make a very bold statement right now.... I'm probably going to lose a whole lot of friends before this is over."

4/7/2008 11:40:41 AM

the Book It thread made me think of this...

I have, quite possibly, the most loving, supportive, most wonderful parents anybody could ever ask for...

yet...now i realize....they were overwhelmingly absent in my life outside of the home growing up...

4/7/2008 11:47:02 AM

I wish I could sing. Not so well I'd get my own record deal, just good enough to not make people's ears bleed.

4/7/2008 2:14:28 PM

Every day I fantasize about coming to work one morning, quietly gathering my personal belongings, and leaving my office key with a note that says "I won Powerball. I resign", then quietly walking out, never to return. No goodbyes, no 2 weeks notice, no further contact except the awkward chance encounters around town with former coworkers.

4/7/2008 2:39:57 PM

IT makes me utterly sad that there are people like him on this Earth besides the one. I cannot understand their logic, the only thing I do know is that they live unhappy lives and will probably die form a heart attack.

4/7/2008 7:40:52 PM

^^ That is a pretty lame fantasy.

I mean, just off the top of my head, I'd stroll in around noon with a bucket of Bojangles, tossing chicken bones everywhere, sit cross legged on the boss's desk for a while as the security I paid off cleaned my desk out for me and sexually harass my co-workers on the way out. Especially the lonely women I know never get any and the overly homophobic men, just because I know I've got the money to buy them off anyway.

4/7/2008 7:45:26 PM

Yea, that would work.

[Edited on April 7, 2008 at 7:52 PM. Reason : ]

4/7/2008 7:52:44 PM

today i was wondering if any women ever fantisize about being gang raped or bukakkied

[Edited on April 7, 2008 at 7:54 PM. Reason : .]

4/7/2008 7:54:35 PM

i enjoy facebook stalking a little too much

4/7/2008 8:27:42 PM

^^ i totally skipped over the part about 'any women' in that post and thought, 'whoa boy, dnl must be hitting it hard tonight to admit that'

4/7/2008 9:44:35 PM

I go between periods of feeling sick to feeling numb

I feel like some people can lie to themselves

I don't know what i'm doing

4/7/2008 9:45:43 PM

i've never had period sex

hahaha

4/7/2008 10:00:01 PM

i watch crap tv like the hills and thoroughly enjoy it

4/7/2008 10:03:10 PM