^ I do!

12/15/2009 3:37:33 PM

I do DIVA!

[Edited on December 15, 2009 at 3:38 PM. Reason : ^back off biatch]

12/15/2009 3:37:48 PM

^^WELL DUH!!!!

^Oh wow thanks

[Edited on December 15, 2009 at 3:38 PM. Reason : e]

12/15/2009 3:37:56 PM

Quote :

"I was supposed to have a steamy teedub hookup over Christmas, but I think it will have to be cancelled due to changes in my love life. "

Quote :

"no one thinks divababy is cute"

oh shit!

12/15/2009 3:39:39 PM

Hhahaha I wonder who said that? hmmm

12/15/2009 3:40:23 PM

on this page i still ask for confessions

[Edited on December 15, 2009 at 3:41 PM. Reason : ^obviously one who does not appreciate bountiful boobs]

12/15/2009 3:41:28 PM

aight im out, so if you send me confessions, they wont get posted til later

12/15/2009 3:43:21 PM

i will take more confessions

other than the boozing one i don't really have any

12/15/2009 3:53:00 PM

bullshit

12/15/2009 3:53:13 PM

I've sent a few confessions today so now I'll take some.

12/15/2009 3:53:54 PM

Quote :

"the confession about someone having to cancel a tww hook up over Christmas break made me text a tww hook up over Christmas break to make sure they weren't canceling!"

12/15/2009 4:09:26 PM

i will take some confessions.

12/15/2009 4:24:15 PM

Quote :

"When my bf and I broke up, my gf and I had a wild party at her friend's house. I drank two bottles of wine, took 3 xanax and smoked two bowls in his driveway. Turns out, he's an ATF agent and simply ignored everything bc he thought he might get laid. He didn't. Whoops!"

12/15/2009 4:25:45 PM

i want more confessions

12/15/2009 4:44:40 PM

Come to me. I'm experienced in this type of thing

12/15/2009 4:45:21 PM

that is really bad

12/15/2009 4:47:31 PM

did you do that in MS Paint?

12/15/2009 4:50:56 PM

I love how terrible the edges are. LOVE!

12/15/2009 4:51:43 PM

Quote :

"i'm in disbelief that the confessions thread is still going...i bet its mainly people posting their own confessions and making it look like someone else's"

12/15/2009 5:08:54 PM

i can take confessions.

12/15/2009 5:25:20 PM

^^is that your confession or someone elses? hmm...i wonder.

12/15/2009 5:26:04 PM

^^^ I was doing that 30 pages ago

12/15/2009 5:32:17 PM

^^

12/15/2009 5:32:43 PM

Quote :

"When my bff got preggers, she paid me $50 to push her down the bleachers at the NCSU track. It worked! "

12/15/2009 5:38:10 PM

Quote :

"When I needed 20 bucks during freshman year, I let my roomie's marine friend take a pic of my boobs."

^? of course i did it in ms paint

12/15/2009 5:49:28 PM

I gotta get in on this

12/15/2009 7:52:12 PM

^^^that's pretty sick

12/15/2009 7:53:16 PM

Quote :

"i am eating peanut butter, watching a movie, single, and going to fail my final "

Quote :

"I made out with a teedubber over thxgiving and it was hawt! I'm pretty sure he would have been great in bed, too. But I was good. "

nice!



[Edited on December 15, 2009 at 8:45 PM. Reason : ]

12/15/2009 8:41:13 PM

send me confessions. this is fun.

12/15/2009 8:57:55 PM

Quote :

"The other day my platoon was coming back onto base from a mission. Apparently some guy was just standing in the entry control point. So I get out and draw down on this guy while everyone else is panicking. All of a sudden a contractor who works at the gate comes up and shouts "Its a kid, and he's retarded!" I almost wasted a poor little mentally challenged kid who didn't even know where he was. I did an IRL palm face afterwards."

12/15/2009 9:53:32 PM

You're uglier than I had imagined.

12/15/2009 9:57:43 PM

Quote :

"After a 12 hour shift working labor, I went to the Ale House and got wasted, I met a bail bondsman and had some great conversation. Hopefully I'll never need to call him. Not much of a confession I know, but I'm pretty drunk. "

12/15/2009 10:17:54 PM

i want a confession

12/15/2009 10:22:11 PM

let me get confessions

12/15/2009 10:29:02 PM

confessions, anyone?

12/15/2009 10:30:51 PM

Quote :

"my other ride is your girlfriend my other ride is your girlfriend "

Thats pretty harsh bro

12/15/2009 10:32:48 PM

Quote :

"I seem to be inexplicably attracted to girls with daddy issues,"

12/15/2009 10:34:24 PM

Quote :

"I turned a gay guy straight and straight woman gay"

12/15/2009 10:47:14 PM

Quote :

"I cried once when i heard "Cant you see". I was on acid and thinking about my girl "

12/15/2009 10:49:40 PM

this thread is JUICY!

12/15/2009 10:50:14 PM

let me get some!

12/15/2009 10:50:42 PM

more confessions, please!

12/15/2009 10:54:45 PM

Quote :

"i've had a blankie since i was a baby. mama gave me the blankie when i was a newborn and i slept with it as a child. i am now almost 28 years old and married, the blankie is old as dirt and falling apart, but i still sleep with it every single night. if i wake up in the middle of the night and it's not there, i sit up and find it before going back to sleep....it's that bad."

12/15/2009 10:55:01 PM

someone send me a confession about mcfluffle really quick...

12/15/2009 10:55:17 PM

Send me some!

12/15/2009 10:55:20 PM

Quote :

"I once kept having sex with my gf while her dog was licking my foot."

12/15/2009 11:20:26 PM

Quote :

"When people piss me off, I convince myself that they aren't even real, and therefore I can say whatever I want to them. Once they cry, I win! "

12/15/2009 11:21:41 PM

the only one night stand i ever had my dog put his nose in his butt

12/15/2009 11:22:12 PM

LOL...wet nose to the butt....intriguing

12/15/2009 11:23:42 PM

Quote :

"just found out my girl's preggers... "

12/15/2009 11:28:01 PM