You know how cereal from the very bottom of the box tastes kind of stale? I wonder if dog food from the bottom of the bag is stale tasting too.

1/27/2006 10:43:24 PM

if i concentrate hard enough can i do the jedi mind trick to get the remote thats sitting 4 feet away to come to me.

1/28/2006 12:08:30 AM

"Do or do not. There is no try."

1/28/2006 1:06:01 AM

ok, once my laundry is done washing and is in the dryer im so going and getting some hibachi express

1/28/2006 1:37:53 PM

i wanna get some crazy fire once my boxers are out of the dryer

1/28/2006 1:38:37 PM

she seems so sad today

1/28/2006 1:53:23 PM

i like that you sing to me while you cook

1/28/2006 2:04:53 PM

i'm gonna have to search the technician for my name no doubt now

[Edited on January 28, 2006 at 2:07 PM. Reason : .]

1/28/2006 2:05:58 PM

if i start a porn business i'm gonna name it bros on hoes

1/28/2006 2:24:36 PM

no more alcohol... at least for a couple of hours

1/28/2006 3:24:59 PM

awake

1/28/2006 4:01:03 PM

sometimes i just don't feel like answering the phone

1/28/2006 4:48:18 PM

I wanna love somebody like you

1/28/2006 5:26:40 PM

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1/28/2006 5:27:27 PM

my neck hurts and I want some pepsi.

1/28/2006 5:30:40 PM

someone here once told me- drink to remember, dont drink to forget


well so much for that tonight- I've got 4 1/2 years of memories to forget

1/28/2006 6:37:07 PM

I love wknc's punk rock hour

even if it has some pop shit mixed in

1/28/2006 6:57:42 PM

hmmm.... to drink or not to drink tonite....

1/28/2006 7:00:54 PM

^is there really even a question about it?

1/28/2006 7:34:07 PM

I am taking the next 8 hours to recoop from last night. This is not good.

1/28/2006 7:37:25 PM

^^after last night....

1/28/2006 7:38:27 PM

but really, is it really a topic of debate?



you musta gotten fuckeddddddddddd up last night if youre considering not drinking tonight
but then again, you did smack some random girl on the ass

1/28/2006 7:45:06 PM

There has GOT to be a way to SSL tunnel around this damned proxy.

1/28/2006 7:55:38 PM

Holy Shit its not even 9 yet.....and Damn my ass is killing me.

1/28/2006 8:08:58 PM

i cant believe i finally got this wireless card installed

1/28/2006 9:32:25 PM

The General Lee explodered, oh noes

1/28/2006 9:33:34 PM

haha all you gotta do to have fun on tww is mispell words on a regular basis

1/28/2006 10:06:45 PM

i think not drinking tonite is a great idea

1/28/2006 10:15:28 PM

i've never been so sure of that before

1/28/2006 10:21:05 PM

its funny when Jamie sings while he takes a crap.

1/28/2006 10:26:04 PM

i wonder if i could turn tww into my source of income

there sure are some funny(no homo) mf's on here

[Edited on January 28, 2006 at 10:32 PM. Reason : .]

1/28/2006 10:32:16 PM

prolly

1/29/2006 12:10:52 AM

And THAT is why you have a laser on your handgun. Those low-probability shots aren't quite so low anymore.

1/29/2006 12:59:41 AM

i wish there was some magical torrent with another 30 albums of three 6

1/29/2006 1:11:36 AM

holy SHIT that guy was hot

1/29/2006 2:50:43 AM

it was GOOD meating you too

1/29/2006 2:52:45 AM

i have 4 dollars

1/29/2006 2:53:38 AM

I'm bored as shit

1/29/2006 2:57:52 AM

i think ill read then go to bed/pass out

1/29/2006 3:11:43 AM

Still up working on a paper. Fun stuff

1/29/2006 3:43:02 AM

wow, its nice to wake up on a sunday without a hangover

1/29/2006 9:30:27 AM

1/29/2006 1:13:34 PM

^ that's creepy

1/29/2006 2:45:24 PM

i'm thinking this dude's a moron^

Quote :

"Little is known about the history of this beaded evening gown. The undergarmentis of pale peach silk in good condition. The silk tulle overlay is embellished with beads, pearls and sequins, rivaling contemporary designers such as Armani.The real need for conservation is in the severe damage in the sleeves. the fragilityof the tulle combined with the weight of the beading have resulted in the near disintegration of the top of the bodice. Number 3991"

1/29/2006 2:49:39 PM

10 minutes, then its off to the party...

I'll bet I'll be the only one dressed up.

1/29/2006 2:50:46 PM

I want to impregnate this bitch and then punch her in the face.

1/29/2006 2:55:48 PM

amyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, hook me up!!!!!!!!!!!!

1/29/2006 3:32:26 PM

amyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, hook me up, too!!!!!!!!!!!!

1/29/2006 3:47:24 PM

Where are all the sane girls?

1/29/2006 5:04:29 PM

I am going to bake a strawberry cake with vanilla frosting... Anyone welcome to have some

1/29/2006 5:09:06 PM