65 year bowl ban

9/8/2010 7:55:47 PM

this news was truly biblical, I'm not gonna lie

9/8/2010 8:01:31 PM

i didn't realize until last night that "lack of institutional control" is completely different from the "ncaa death penalty". I always thought they were one in the same.

For those who didn't know
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_penalty_%28NCAA%29

don't see it happening, but still good to know.

9/8/2010 8:24:01 PM

^^sorry if today wasn't satisfying

It's been confirmed that Blake contacted Witchard way too much to just be friends....

The words "we will have some violations" came out of the AD's mouth

sounds like a pretty good day to me....

[Edited on September 8, 2010 at 8:25 PM. Reason : ...]

9/8/2010 8:24:45 PM

Quote :

"No longer a state employee, Blake can now plead the fifth if subpoenaed. How convenient"

or, he could cop a plea and get off with a slap on the wrist from the state by spilling the beans on his agent friends.

9/8/2010 8:24:48 PM

haha they think Nick Saban would leave Alabama for UNC

Quote :

"Don't be calling for Coach Davis or anybody elses head unless we are prepared to pull out our wallets. If the consensus is to upgrade to a Saban----well so be it, but if not----let Coach Davis straighten this mess out and support him. Dear God folks, our 2's and 3's almost beat a top tier SEC team. And truth be known, if we had known who was going to be able to play, I don't think it would have even been close. Way too much uncertainty before the game. "

9/8/2010 8:25:50 PM

^^^^^I'm as disappointed as you are. It sounds like things are getting worse behind the scenes between the athletic boosters and academic, but I was hoping for the nuke today.

Several people are posting cryptic messages as if something big is on the horizon, but I'm pretty used to that as a state fan

New motto: WTNW (wait 'til next week)

[Edited on September 8, 2010 at 8:26 PM. Reason : arrows]

9/8/2010 8:26:23 PM

Quote :

" Dear God folks, our 2's and 3's almost beat a top tier SEC team."

Dear God they really are delusional over there on IC

LSU /= top tier SEC team

9/8/2010 8:31:42 PM

Topic title:

Quote :

"VT the embarrassment of the ACC "

First reply:

Quote :

"Probably not the best timing. "

lol

9/8/2010 8:35:04 PM

I almost feel bad for them.


and by almost, I mean NOT AT ALL.

9/8/2010 8:35:32 PM

^^ hahahahaha

9/8/2010 8:41:43 PM

The SEC sucks balls this year.

Auburn sucks

UF sucks.

LSU sucks

Alabama != Alabama without Ingram

USoutCak might play alabama in the SEC champ game.

9/8/2010 8:43:54 PM

alabama's 3rd string is ingram all over again. and the 2nd string, richardson, would start on any team in the nation.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/347676-alabamas-next-big-surprise-eddie-lacy-redshirt-freshman-running-back

[Edited on September 8, 2010 at 8:53 PM. Reason : bro]

9/8/2010 8:47:46 PM

you are correct but missed my point

moving on

9/8/2010 8:51:31 PM

I fully intend to use this gif when a real surprise bombshell drops. Please dont steal my idea. K thanks.

9/8/2010 8:55:09 PM

BEU, between the desperate cries for feedback about your videos, the "my dog better and more awesomer" pleas in the live mascot thread, and now this, you're well on your way to earning a reputation as tdub's neediest poster.

Is BEUs Lady not giving you enough validation?

j/k man, and in all fairness the hitler video was effing hilarious. The second attempt with the same meme was a bad idea, but the first one was absolute gold.

[Edited on September 8, 2010 at 9:04 PM. Reason : -]

9/8/2010 9:02:18 PM

more fresh and original ideas from BEU ITT

9/8/2010 9:04:59 PM

I just like the picture and wanted to put it on this page.

Actually had a Duke fan say he liked the second Hitler video better.....thought it was odd.

9/8/2010 9:05:05 PM

who the fuck is killpups?

9/8/2010 9:11:34 PM

9/8/2010 9:15:59 PM

ahahahahaha

9/8/2010 9:18:38 PM

i just noticed that the guy on the left was actually falling down because the money on his head was so heavy and in abundance

9/8/2010 9:19:48 PM

or maybe it signifies the heavy stare

or maybe its just a brilliant ani gif

9/8/2010 9:20:52 PM

9/8/2010 9:29:35 PM

^what is that? (in the catapult/launcher)

container of liquid? fruit? cinderblock ripping her face off?

9/8/2010 9:33:58 PM

watermelon?

9/8/2010 9:35:30 PM

^my guess was those little round watermelons. What's the symbolism here?

9/8/2010 9:36:03 PM

Judging by the hundreds of watermelons on the ground, I'm going to say it's a watermelon.

9/8/2010 9:36:17 PM

the news today was truly biblical, in an old testament kind of way. It just keeps dragging on and on, very cryptically, leaving you waiting for something disastrous to happen. You have to wait until the new testament starts before the apocalypse ever comes.

9/8/2010 9:39:40 PM

^^good call...i was too captivated by the impact of the object hitting her face, i was completely oblivious to the background

9/8/2010 9:48:49 PM

can't....stop...watching.....catapult

9/8/2010 9:56:30 PM

Agreed the first few times I'm like hmmm... hmmmm... seen it... then about the fourth time I bust out laughing again haha

9/8/2010 10:09:37 PM

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/0bdeeb5a34/watermelon-facial?playlist=featured_videos

9/8/2010 10:14:28 PM

Did BEU make that?


Is that BEUs Lady?

9/8/2010 10:42:53 PM

nail them to the cross.... that is all

9/8/2010 11:00:34 PM

Ok, BEU, I just saw the Hitler vid (behind, I know).

You had me at, "I was going to wear face paint." I LOLed hard.

9/9/2010 12:09:38 AM

I will be in temple most of today for Rosh Hashanah...and I will pray for fiery balls of sulfur to rain down on Chapel Hill. I will be sneaking out to check for updates as the day goes on.

9/9/2010 12:41:27 AM

isn't that the holiday that walt sobchak also recognizes.

9/9/2010 12:45:37 AM

http://thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=601715

9/9/2010 1:06:19 AM

^^^ you're jewish???

9/9/2010 2:09:32 AM

lol at this comment on the cbssports article

http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/story/13897213/were-stuck-with-unc-football-but-we-dont-have-to-like-it

Quote :

"This is one of the worst articles ive ever read. You obviously have no idea what it means to be a true fan. That means standing behind your team through thick and thin. Plus, UNC is one of the best all around schools in the nation and I am a student there. I am offended and appalled at your slanderous article. I agree rules were broken but thats life, I'm sure you're a saint who has never cheated or broken any rules. In conclusion, Butch Davis is an amazing coach who has only brought optimism to our campus and will continue to coach and turn this team into the steamroller team that we all expected with or without the starters."

9/9/2010 2:36:55 AM

IN CONCLUSION

9/9/2010 3:36:10 AM

^^Someone scored high marks on the 7th grade writing test.

In conclusion, UNC is so fucked.

9/9/2010 3:45:14 AM

Quote :

"IN CONCLUSION"

THIS!

WHICH FOOTBALL PLAYER WROTE THIS??

9/9/2010 4:10:19 AM

None of them. The football team doesn't have to write anything.

Quote :

"LIBERAL ARTS SCHOOL"

9/9/2010 4:19:29 AM

wow, that was so biblical

9/9/2010 7:28:37 AM

9/9/2010 7:32:24 AM

Nice.

9/9/2010 7:41:48 AM

nothing new today eh?

Quote :

"The NCAA has fluid guidelines for punishment based on the amount of money. Any amount of $1,000 is typically 40 percent, or four games, of a 12-game season but the length of the suspension can be negotiated. Alabama's Marcell Dareus received a two-game suspension for accepting $1,800 worth of benefits during two trips to Miami."

9/9/2010 8:38:27 AM

Dareus talks to the NCAA, NCAA says there were "mitigating factors" in reducing his suspension from 4 games to 2. In the next 2 days Austin is subpoenaed and then Blake resigns.

No connection there.

No sir.

9/9/2010 9:10:31 AM