Quote :

"FUCK YOU REDNECKS, ENGINEERS, AND FOOTBALL FANS. ALSO, 9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB (NO HOMO) ALSO, I TOO HAVE SEEN TITS BEFORE. ALSO, IF YOUR POST COUNT COULD BE MISTAKEN FOR YOUR PHONE NUMBER/SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER, YOU ARE PROBABLY A VIRGIN. ALSO, IF YOU DRIVE TO THE BEACH TO MEET/MEAT BITCHES AND YOU END UP AT CRACKER BARREL EATING COUNTRY HAM BISCUITS ALONE, YOU ARE PROBABLY A LORD OF THE RINGS CAMPING OUT TO SEE STAR WARS COLLECTING POGS WHEN YOU ARE 24 JORT WEARING DOUCHE WHO DVR'S SPORTS CENTER AND DRINKS COORS LIGHT AND WHATEVER IRONIC CHEAP BEER YOUR FRIEND BUYS TO PLAY BEER PONG WITH. ALSO, YOU PROBABLY CHAFE YOUR INNER THIGHS WHEN YOU WALK, AND YOU THINK DANE COOK IS THE NEXT CARROT TOP WITH OUT THE RED HAIR AND MUSCLES/PROPS. ALSO, YOU LIKE THE OFFICE UK MORE THAN THE OFFICE B/C YOU ARE WORLDY AS FUCK. YOU ALSO STOOD IN LINE FOR DAVE MATTHEWS TICKETS LAST YEAR. YOU ALSO DOWNLOADED STAIND'S RECORD. YOU KNOW ALL THE WORDS TO NICKLEBACK AND YOU BRAG ABOUT SMOKING POT EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE A HEART MUR MUR. ALSO PHISH WAS NOT THE NEW GRATEFUL DEAD EVEN WHEN THEY WERE IN THEIR HAYDAY. ALSO I DIDNT HAVE ANYONE BE ARAB B/C I THOUGHT IT'D BE TOO EXPLOSIVE NO PUN INTENDED AMIRIGHT."

12/4/2008 2:17:42 AM

i am also gay themodernage 4 43 2:29 AM by GREEN JAY
ATTN: Tiberius parsonsb 8 52 2:28 AM by GREEN JAY

12/4/2008 2:31:03 AM

SERIOUSLY,
YOU THOUGHT THAT NINJA DRAGONCON SHIT WAS COOL.

12/4/2008 2:31:51 AM

see, this one is funny

I feel that I need to tell YOU PEOPLE Lucky1 14 117 2:32 AM by Tiberius
i am also gay themodernage 6 66 2:32 AM by Tiberius

yours was retarded

12/4/2008 2:33:10 AM

should i grow a mullet? ssjamind 20 110 2:17 AM by themodernage
i am not gay gay sex 2 10 2:07 AM by wawebste

I'm not sure why this one amused me so much... but it did.

12/4/2008 2:34:56 AM

12/4/2008 2:44:50 AM

qntmhax! XSMP 3 40 1:16 PM by XSMP
dancing monkey in a thread title (Page 2) ThePeter 94 1635 1:15 PM by dzags18

12/4/2008 1:24:01 PM

if youve seen the video, this jux is funny

12/4/2008 8:46:32 PM

oh gawd my eyes!

12/4/2008 8:53:37 PM

Quote :

" *** Post something no one gives a shit about *** (Page 2 3 ... 8 9) LimpyNuts 437 3430 9:24 PM by drunknloaded SEXISM!!!] evlbuxmbetty 15 159 9:24 PM by jwb9984"

12/5/2008 9:25:50 PM

Nerdchick outranks Chembob (Page 2 3)

which one would u bang the hardest?

[Edited on December 5, 2008 at 9:36 PM. Reason : ]

12/5/2008 9:34:17 PM

***OFFICIAL ASK AMAC884 HOW TUFF HE IS THREAD*** amac884 6 38 9:24 PM by CalledToArms
My Dog Kiwi 28 217 9:24 PM by NeuseRvrRat
ask me nothing saps852 20 115 9:24 PM by cddweller
Ask the inside of your butt anything terpball 7 84 9:24 PM by aaronburro
Ask djeternal Anything (Page 2 3 4) Walls1441 154 1121 9:23 PM by nicklepickle
Ask ShawnaC123 anything ShawnaC123 22 182 9:23 PM by IMStoned420
Ask yourself questions wdprice3 36 360 9:23 PM by themodernage
axe a brick anything! BigHitSunday 1 14 9:22 PM by themodernage
ask nicklepickle somethings (Page 2 3 4 5) nicklepickle 211 1880 9:22 PM by djeternal
Bleeding penis ncsu_ot_usmc 41 384 9:21 PM by IMStoned420
*** Ask drunknloaded Anything Thread *** (Page 2 3 ... 10 11) drunknloaded 549 4702 9:21 PM by drunknloaded
Ask anything anything RSXTypeS 23 158 9:18 PM by themodernage

12/7/2008 9:26:35 PM

[UNC gay joke here] Walter 18 146 12:25 AM by Big Business
Bleeding Anus aaronburro 6 138 12:25 AM by aaronburro

12/8/2008 12:27:14 AM

^ DAMMIT!

12/8/2008 12:27:52 AM

that is almost [/thread] there. in other news


I had a fantastic date yesterday aaronburro 4 23 12:32 AM by Queef Sweat
BEAP BEAP (vol. 3) (Page 2) thegoodlife3 97 1373 12:31 AM by PinkandBlack

[Edited on December 8, 2008 at 12:35 AM. Reason : ]

12/8/2008 12:30:00 AM

Paging Dr. T-Dub: Inguinal Hernia Bolt 25 251 11:05 AM by BigEgo
Jizz in my pants

12/8/2008 11:06:55 AM

Quote :

"Nerdchick outranks Chembob (Page 2 3) which one would u bang the hardest? "

ahahahah

12/8/2008 12:05:26 PM

forgot to post this one earlier, had it sitting in a notepad window, haha

So I'm scrollin through some facebook pics and nattrngnabob 8 281 11:25 AM by chembob
remember that time.... EMCE 37 318 11:25 AM by drunknloaded
people with unisex first names... (Page 2 3) Jeepin4x4 107 1394 11:24 AM by 0EPII1
Jizz in my pants Scuba Steve 19 561 11:23 AM by DivaBaby19

12/8/2008 7:23:07 PM

My dog farts humandrive 8 44 8:52 PM by blah
Chili and beer JCASHFAN 8 109 8:52 PM by JCASHFAN

12/8/2008 8:54:01 PM

Jizz in my pants Scuba Steve 24 713 9:24 PM by catalyst
Bleeding penis (Page 2 3 4) ncsu_ot_usmc 197 2958 9:24 PM by Vix

[Edited on December 8, 2008 at 10:05 PM. Reason : .]

12/8/2008 10:05:34 PM

How would you like to die? (Page 2) ncsu_ot_usmc 79 895 11:31 PM by theDuke866
Bleeding penis (Page 2 3 4 5) ncsu_ot_usmc 208 3210 11:31 PM by bottombaby
Got caught Fapping in da Office keeeeler29 25 469 11:31 PM by joe_schmoe

[Edited on December 8, 2008 at 11:35 PM. Reason : .]

12/8/2008 11:32:51 PM

Got caught Fapping in da Office keeeeler29 26 478 11:35 PM by Skack
Meet Elizabeth Frisinger BadPokerPlyr 26 252 11:33 PM by NeuseRvrRat

12/8/2008 11:36:24 PM

Today in History (Page 2 3 ... 13 14) gunzz 658 13820 3:18 AM by raiden
TheBullDoza hiked 2,174 miles!!! (Page 2) Nerdchick 57 678 3:17 AM by drunknloaded

12/9/2008 8:44:53 AM

Got caught Fapping in da Office keeeeler29 37 785 8:54 AM by GGMon
Meeting Evan today! cddweller 10 111 8:54 AM by EMCE

12/9/2008 8:56:43 AM

Jizz in my pants Scuba Steve 27 855 10:07 AM by terpball
wtf is it with the nypd and people's asses FykalJpn 0 0 10:07 AM by FykalJpn

12/9/2008 10:08:07 AM

TWW Girls arcgreek 13 84 1:58 AM by drunknloaded
When did you lose your virginity? Fareako 16 121 2:01 AM by imphoto
are you single? (Page 2 3 ... 7 8) saps852 355 4552 2:00 AM by imphoto

12/10/2008 2:03:28 AM

i am proud to be in that juxtaposition

12/10/2008 2:30:41 AM

HOLY CHRIST I'M STUCK IN AN ELEVATOR tromboner950 14 124 8:24 AM by Arab13
SOMEONE TEACH ME HOW TO TELEPORT BubbleBobble 28 397 8:24 AM by Arab13

12/10/2008 8:25:16 AM

^I knew someone was going to use my thread as a juxtaposition, but I didn't expect it to be that funny.

[Edited on December 10, 2008 at 9:13 AM. Reason : .]

12/10/2008 9:13:04 AM

Funny Porn Dialogue Dammit100 22 577 5:26 PM by TheBullDoza
If you love her, you gotta eat her poop FailMcAIDS 5 113 5:12 PM by aph319

12/10/2008 7:13:34 PM

To whom did you lose your virginity ? Slave Famous 125 1969 9:01 PM by punchmonk
If you love her, you gotta eat her poop FailMcAIDS 6 171 9:00 PM by evan

12/10/2008 9:38:35 PM

To whom did you lose your virginity ? (Page 2 3) Slave Famous 148 2488 8:36 AM by chembob
Hot Men (nudity) (Page 2 3 ... 16 17) Kiwi 844 44358 8:33 AM by miska

12/11/2008 9:52:11 AM

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF BigEgo 3 33 5:40 PM by Aficionado
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Aficionado 3 40 5:39 PM by Aficionado
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP fleetwud 5 25 5:39 PM by Aficionado

12/14/2008 5:41:19 PM

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF BigEgo 11 89 5:50 PM by slingblade
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Aficionado 13 124 5:49 PM by AC Slater
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP fleetwud 8 51 5:48 PM by slingblade
SAPS852 AND WILSO EXPOSED amac884 12 83 5:48 PM by amac884

[Edited on December 14, 2008 at 6:22 PM. Reason : TOO L8 ]

12/14/2008 6:21:07 PM

what are you getting your SO for christmas? arcgreek 2 12 6:46 PM by NCSUWolfy
massage oils anonymous 1 4 6:46 PM by ReceiveDeath

[Edited on December 14, 2008 at 6:47 PM. Reason : well maybe its not exactly funny, but it works]

12/14/2008 6:47:07 PM

This deserves a double post

Plan B NC86 16 267 6:55 PM by WolfpckGrl17
A quick trip down a flight of stairs parsonsb 11 173 6:55 PM by chembob

12/14/2008 7:00:24 PM

what are you getting your SO for christmas? arcgreek 19 136 7:03 PM by pttyndal
A quick trip down a flight of stairs parsonsb 12 183 6:59 PM by BigHitSunday

12/14/2008 7:04:27 PM

Tonight, ... Air 4 24 10:13 PM by amac884
hotcuzrl24 just got back from chick-fil-a Str8BacardiL 8 194 10:13 PM by Big Business

12/14/2008 10:16:39 PM

FAREAKO BENT OVER!!!! Fareako 43 484 12:43 AM by slingblade
MY DICK IS SO HARD IT'S BLEEDING BubbleBobble 16 179 1:03 AM by ReceiveDeath



self-pwnage

[Edited on December 15, 2008 at 1:05 AM. Reason : moar better]

12/15/2008 1:04:34 AM

Ma ma ma ma Big Business 7 146 4:29 PM by Bob Dylan
MICRO MACHINES ReceiveDeath 32 402 4:18 PM by Bob Dylan

12/15/2008 5:06:09 PM

I miss you guys... Mr Scrumples 12 83 10:02 PM by tsavla
YOU GUYS MAKING OUT? Queef Sweat 13 197 10:01 PM by DivaBaby19

12/15/2008 10:04:08 PM

Does Anyone Know Of A Good Republican18 2 14 5:26 PM by BigHitSunday
OH SHIT BigHitSunday 0 0 5:25 PM by BigHitSunday
Adolf Hitler textiles 21 323 5:24 PM by BigHitSunday

12/16/2008 5:30:30 PM

Failure to sufficiently wipe your butt = joe17669 21 273 8:28 PM by bottombaby
RachelMarie theDuke866 29 556 8:27 PM by djeternal


lawl


and again!:

Failure to sufficiently wipe your butt = joe17669 23 322 8:56 PM by joe17669
Jen? ncsuapex 20 287 8:56 PM by ncsuapex

[Edited on December 17, 2008 at 8:59 PM. Reason : d]

12/17/2008 8:31:40 PM

I took a laxative earlier slingblade 17 142 2:14 AM by roguewarrior
Ill take the PHYSICAL CHALLENGE!! john kruk 6 68 2:12 AM by paerabol

12/18/2008 2:54:49 AM

*poot* Kiwi 12 324 1:49 AM by john kruk
i didn't get laid tonight ncstatetke 4 60 1:43 AM by ncstatetke

12/18/2008 3:23:08 AM

chixnhead is dead!

still fux w/ me

12/18/2008 4:03:23 AM

I found Jesus DeltaBeta 14 179 7:08 PM by redburn
**The OFFICIAL Chit Chat Porno Palace!** ReceiveDeath 10 108 7:06 PM by vonjordan3

12/18/2008 7:11:25 PM

^^ Wait, wut?

12/18/2008 7:20:00 PM

"Let me smell your penis," she said . . . JCASHFAN 43 618 7:34 PM by slingblade
This is a nipple ambrosia1231 5 161 7:33 PM by slingblade

12/18/2008 7:35:10 PM

lol i'm going to start bumping threads for the purpose of this one.

12/18/2008 7:42:43 PM