My dog sure is cute all wrapped up in her blanket!

2/18/2006 5:11:21 PM

2/18/2006 5:12:45 PM

o wait now i can wtf

2/18/2006 5:25:40 PM

fuck this shit, i'm a goddamn fighter, i overcome petty shit like this

2/18/2006 5:31:56 PM

gotta go run... before it gets dark... my spandex needs to hurry up and dry so I don't have to wear underwears when i run!!!

2/18/2006 5:33:25 PM

never know when you gotta fuck in a hurry

2/18/2006 5:35:20 PM

^ no its just comfortable when you geta wedgie while you're running

2/18/2006 5:38:43 PM

aha, i bet its comfortable, you get used to it

2/18/2006 5:40:54 PM

aha, well aint that something

2/18/2006 6:00:15 PM

STOP

with your feet in the air and your head on the ground

2/18/2006 6:23:53 PM

so freakin happy.

2/18/2006 6:35:56 PM

jungle fever>cabin fever

2/18/2006 7:39:42 PM

you have got to be kidding me

ITS A TIER TWO DRUG

2/18/2006 7:42:52 PM

Its my Beer Pong Crown and it must be defended

2/18/2006 7:44:02 PM

and you dont fucking tell me 11am is not "too early"

i dont live with you anymore, cunt
i set my own damn schedule


shit like this is why i moved out

2/18/2006 7:45:04 PM

I saw Andrew Brackman on a date while I was at Olive Garden with my boyfriend.

2/18/2006 10:17:35 PM

my friends friend that i bwnd a couple nights ago.

2/18/2006 10:19:16 PM

out of the bath and i am still cold

2/18/2006 10:29:45 PM

i love staying home but i dont like being alone

2/18/2006 11:02:31 PM

^OH ILL COME KEEP YOU COMPANY!

2/18/2006 11:03:04 PM

Yikes I'm drunk as shit. I got ploned!!!!111111

2/19/2006 2:45:54 AM

whose bright idea was it for a tiny v8 on a ford product (lincoln ls v8) to have individual coil packs? they go bad sequentially, and each one is $100 a pop, and to get at them on my car you have to remove pretty much everything on top of the engine short of the intake manifold.... my car's in the shop right now and if they confirm that I need ANOTHER new one (3 have already been replaced), I'm just gonna tell 'em to replace the rest... oh, and I need new shocks and brake pads and I'm embarassed as hell that I don't have the time, money, and access to a garage to attempt to do those myself (As it's probably going to be over my head, if I really wanted to try to do it myself, I'd need a secure, covered place to do this all in as I'd likely see the sun set before I figured out how to do these things correctly.) I could just see myself on a darwins awards list somewhere for impaling/concussing myself with a coilover....

2/19/2006 2:47:59 AM

*boing*

2/19/2006 11:13:42 AM

so who wants to drive me to my car?

i'll give you beer

2/19/2006 11:20:46 AM

omg i so fuckin adore you and i cant even tell you.. *screeeeeeeeam*

2/19/2006 11:45:10 AM

my nose is running

2/19/2006 11:46:12 AM

well then you better catch it!

2/19/2006 11:48:04 AM

ima come get you.. yeah i kick ass.. you better be nice

2/19/2006 11:59:24 AM

2/19/2006 11:59:57 AM

watching team usa hockey and listening to acapella is kinda a weird mix

2/19/2006 12:23:32 PM

my short break is over, time to finish up that paper

2/19/2006 12:26:45 PM

man i don't wanna go to work, but the paycheck will be niceeeeee

2/19/2006 12:28:05 PM

I wonder hoe long I'll be in my PJs today.. at some point I'd like ot clean my car...

2/19/2006 12:50:58 PM

Protein shake and a bowl of Mexicorn is not a great combination

2/19/2006 1:17:47 PM

my head
goddamn

2/19/2006 1:34:40 PM

Sweet, my refund will be coming in on a pay week.

Looks like my savings will get another boost.

2/19/2006 1:35:28 PM

bored
to tears

2/19/2006 1:56:12 PM

how on earth can that work

2/19/2006 2:03:23 PM

this is not easy and i am not used to being in this situation and i dont know what to do

i told myself mature poeple dont burn bridges but this shit is hard

2/19/2006 2:03:30 PM

good luck saps

2/19/2006 2:04:44 PM

its good to see the old kiwi back
been a while

2/19/2006 2:05:32 PM

demos
or demogs

?

2/19/2006 2:06:00 PM

thank you sir drinks-a-lot

2/19/2006 2:06:04 PM

AHAHAH!!! *classic saps*


When someone drives 30 minutes to pick you up and another 10 to get you to your car...have your damn keys on you

bwuahah.. not just anyone would drive you BACK to your keys, then BACK to your car a second time..



goooofus.

2/19/2006 2:29:04 PM

i just love the comics on these papertowels

2/19/2006 2:30:17 PM

my flowers are soo pretty.. but they smell so strong that im getting a headache.

2/19/2006 2:55:41 PM

I should've saved my money and stayed in last night.

2/19/2006 2:59:47 PM

guess that tutoring didn't matter too much

2/19/2006 3:30:23 PM

BLAQUESBURG

2/19/2006 3:31:10 PM

must...make...myself....do....work.....

2/19/2006 3:32:17 PM