they must know who i am

cause i cant submit ANY

2/26/2004 11:49:13 PM

AWESOME

2/26/2004 11:49:20 PM

BRING EM YOUNG

should have.... CONTACT R. KELLY FOR MORE INFO

2/26/2004 11:49:43 PM

haha that one changed^

2/26/2004 11:50:06 PM

me= rolling on the floor in laughter... no wait, thats travis...
me= sitting at cmoputer laughing and typing this right now.

2/26/2004 11:50:10 PM

2/26/2004 11:50:21 PM

how in the world do they miss these things???? hahahaha

2/26/2004 11:51:28 PM

^^that is by far the funniest!! but that cockring is the best!! i can't believe that got through!!

[Edited on February 26, 2004 at 11:51 PM. Reason : -]

2/26/2004 11:51:35 PM

nice, the glove factory...

2/26/2004 11:51:38 PM

lol

2/26/2004 11:52:14 PM

haha, that P nis is the funniest

2/26/2004 11:52:14 PM

BRING 'EM YOUNG
Closed Friday
Contact R. Kelly For More Details

2/26/2004 11:52:18 PM

hahaha contact R.kelly

2/26/2004 11:52:59 PM

^^if ur serious we need a pic of that

[Edited on February 26, 2004 at 11:53 PM. Reason : ^]

2/26/2004 11:53:02 PM

im serious, wait for it to run ;-p

2/26/2004 11:53:29 PM

Someond do

T.W.W. Posting Services
Contact: Kevin O'Kane
thenoguy@wtfpwnt.org

And make the rest look really legit to see if it will go through.

2/26/2004 11:53:40 PM

I'm about to go on there and cancel our classes for tomorrow unless they hurry up and do it. Can I get an amen?

2/26/2004 11:54:28 PM

I tried Holy Jeebus Church of God
Contact Lawda Mussy


...but I haven't seen it up, I did that like an hour ago

2/26/2004 11:54:32 PM

i just saw roo roos daycare

2/26/2004 11:54:34 PM

the r. kelly is real hah

http://rdu.news14.com/content/closings/closure_verbose.asp?orgid=2318

2/26/2004 11:55:00 PM

before someone updated it

2/26/2004 11:55:36 PM

kthx. i havent laughed this hard in a long long time. best thread EVAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!

2/26/2004 11:55:38 PM

Cold Fingers Proctology
Closed Friday until 12:30 PM
Call Sol Rosenberg for more information
Expires: 2/27/2004 11:52 PM

2/26/2004 11:56:57 PM

This is hilarious! I can't believe that stuff actually makes it on there.
P. Nis rocks.

2/26/2004 11:57:27 PM

I agree...def. the best thread evar!!!!

2/26/2004 11:57:35 PM

jackie can smile at me anyday

2/26/2004 11:57:39 PM

Someone should submit a snow picture.

2/26/2004 11:58:12 PM

tdub is teh winzzzz

2/26/2004 11:58:18 PM

How do they see:

Cockring Emporium --- check

Jimmy's Puh Puh Pool Service --- nah, fuck that

2/26/2004 11:58:20 PM

So do they approve these things quickly? How the fuck can the "Cockring Emporium" get approved and mine can't?

2/26/2004 11:58:35 PM

DJGOHAN'S SKEET SKEET RANGE
Closed Friday
Contact Rick James or Charlie Murphy

I'm Rick James, Bitch

2/26/2004 11:58:37 PM

submit the picture of downtown raleigh buried lol

2/26/2004 11:58:41 PM

this thread makes me wish i was watching tv

2/26/2004 11:58:55 PM

^^^^^title might be too long

[Edited on February 26, 2004 at 11:59 PM. Reason : geez]

2/26/2004 11:58:59 PM

clearly they have several people staffing this, and at least one of them is intoxicated ;-p

2/26/2004 11:59:45 PM

this is amazing

2/27/2004 12:00:03 AM

and tomorrow i can see the WRAL news headline:
"NCSU college students haxor local television weather closing announcement website..details at 11"

2/27/2004 12:00:16 AM

seymour johnson...ha...

2/27/2004 12:00:17 AM

STRAIGHT THUGGIN' JEWELERS
2 Hour delay Friday
Hit up C-Money's pager for more info

Bastards won't approve mine...

2/27/2004 12:00:28 AM

here come more businesses

2/27/2004 12:00:30 AM

none of mine make it, i think they are blocking my IP address

2/27/2004 12:00:38 AM

Cockburns VD House
Reopens at Noon Friday
Check website http://www.theclap.com
Expires: 2/27/2004 11:57 PM

Name: Cockburns VD House
Address: 2120 Burns Street
City: Raleigh
Zip: 27607
State: NC
Phone: 919-867-5309
Fax:
Employees: 70
Contact Name: John Bunting
Contact Phone: 919-233-2323
Contact Email: pwnt@omghax.com
Username: Doss2k
Password: ******

2/27/2004 12:00:40 AM

i think one of em is on TWW laughing his ass off letting the good ones through

2/27/2004 12:01:10 AM

Name: Crazy Go Nuts University
Address: 123 Fake St.
City: Srongbadia, NC
Zip: 27529
State: NC
Phone: (919) 550-2701
Fax:
Employees: 0
Contact Name: Strong Bad
Contact Phone: (919) 550-2701
Contact Email: sbemail@excite.com
Username: strongbad
Password: ********

doubt it gets on, but worth the try.

[Edited on February 27, 2004 at 12:01 AM. Reason : .]

2/27/2004 12:01:16 AM

Quote :

"this could get bad..."

2/27/2004 12:01:40 AM

cockring was just on again

2/27/2004 12:02:12 AM

449 authenticated.
851 anonymous.

drawing attention

2/27/2004 12:02:12 AM

someone get a pic of my probasesteal one if it runs

2/27/2004 12:02:14 AM

^^^^ i was about to post that quote

[Edited on February 27, 2004 at 12:03 AM. Reason : d]

2/27/2004 12:02:16 AM

MADCAPPA ENTERPRISES


Contact Hugh G. Wrection for appt.

2/27/2004 12:02:17 AM