fanbln182 All American 1839 Posts user info edit post |
7 2/22/2008 8:35:40 AM |
chembob Yankee Cowboy 27011 Posts user info edit post |
We are sexy, sexy Von Neumann machines.
2/22/2008 9:03:44 AM |
dbmcknight All American 4030 Posts user info edit post |
A leading expert characterized the situation as 'retarded'.
[Edited on February 22, 2008 at 9:18 AM. Reason : /i] 2/22/2008 9:18:09 AM |
miska All American 22242 Posts user info edit post |
I'm as surprised as you! I didn't think it was possible.
what?]
3/4/2008 1:14:39 PM |
rjrgrl All American 27061 Posts user info edit post |
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i love this one3/4/2008 6:45:10 PM |
chembob Yankee Cowboy 27011 Posts user info edit post |
^^dammit. I just lost the game 3/5/2008 11:40:35 AM |
ShinAntonio Zinc Saucier 18946 Posts user info edit post |
I never understood how someone would expect me to accept their rules after they'd punch me. I'm sure it's all very symbolic or something.
3/5/2008 12:50:43 PM |
mrfrog ☯ 15145 Posts user info edit post |
I swear, this is the funniest cartoon that site has ever had:
RIP, Gary. 3/7/2008 4:08:03 PM |
BobbyDigital Thots and Prayers 41777 Posts user info edit post |
I thought it was pretty run of the mill for xkcd.
however, run of the mill for xkcd > the best of the best of all other internet comics. 3/7/2008 4:09:05 PM |
mrfrog ☯ 15145 Posts user info edit post |
I just don't know how ANYBODY could beat that one.
[Edited on March 7, 2008 at 4:10 PM. Reason : ] 3/7/2008 4:10:36 PM |
Arab13 Art Vandelay 45166 Posts user info edit post |
i like "the tubes" one 3/14/2008 9:30:14 AM |
qntmfred retired 40597 Posts user info edit post |
i noticed the dead pixels before i read the comic and was like WTF
3/17/2008 6:05:48 PM |
chembob Yankee Cowboy 27011 Posts user info edit post |
^Need the comment on that: I'd press on them to try to unstick them, but I can't reach. Can we try cycling day and night really fast?
I would take 'kibibyte' more seriously if it didn't sound so much like 'Kibbles N Bits'.
On the other hand, poor Samara -- transcoded to FLV. No one deserves that.
Last week, we busted the myth that electroweak gauge symmetry is broken by the Higgs mechanism. We'll also examine the existence of God and whether true love exists.
Hey, when you're done draining the syrup, just leave the hole, okay? 3/20/2008 3:54:11 PM |
tsavla All American 6787 Posts user info edit post |
3/21/2008 7:16:37 AM |
chembob Yankee Cowboy 27011 Posts user info edit post |
What's the complexity class of the best linear programming cutting-plane techniques? I couldn't find it anywhere. Man, the Garfield guy doesn't have these problems ...
3/21/2008 10:40:11 AM |
tsavla All American 6787 Posts user info edit post |
^
cplex ftw! 3/21/2008 10:47:47 AM |
gunzz IS NÚMERO UNO 68205 Posts user info edit post |
good call 4/1/2008 2:20:54 PM |
fatcatt316 All American 3800 Posts user info edit post |
How can I get to QWANTZ ?
V Go to http://qwantz.com to see XKCD
[Edited on April 1, 2008 at 2:25 PM. Reason : Where is qwantz, I axe you?] 4/1/2008 2:21:47 PM |
leftyisreal All American 2145 Posts user info edit post |
anyways, so this brings me to some other weird webcomic now, titled "questionable content"
[Edited on April 1, 2008 at 2:23 PM. Reason : s] 4/1/2008 2:22:46 PM |
CharlesHF All American 5543 Posts user info edit post |
James -- keep clicking the banner of each successive webcomic until you get to XKCD.
April Fool's joke, you know... 4/1/2008 2:27:59 PM |
Agent 0 All American 5677 Posts user info edit post |
its like ...
they're friends in real life and decided to join forces in a super webcomic prank1!!1
omg 4/1/2008 2:48:21 PM |
chembob Yankee Cowboy 27011 Posts user info edit post |
I didn't even know I *had* the Monty Python 'Lumberjack' song.
When charged particles of more than 5 TeV pass through a bubble chamber, they leave a trail of candy.
Twister would've been a much better movie if they'd cut out the bad-guy storm chaser and all the emotional romance crap. All you need for a good movie are tornados and scientists. Actually, that's all you need for anything.
Check it out; I've had sex with someone who's had sex with someone who's written a paper with Paul Erdos!
Oh, and, uh, if the Russian government asks, that submarine was always there.
P.P.S. I can kill you with my brain.
In lieu of mapping software, I once wrote a Perl program which, given a USB GPS receiver and a destination, printed 'LEFT' 'RIGHT' OR 'STRAIGHT' based on my heading.
To anyone I've taken on a terrible date, this is retroactively my cover story.
Unsafe vehicles, hills, and philosophy go hand in hand.
4/11/2008 12:05:01 PM |
ShinAntonio Zinc Saucier 18946 Posts user info edit post |
Oh, I think this word might mean Crisco!
4/23/2008 10:18:52 AM |
miska All American 22242 Posts user info edit post |
Although maybe it's just a phase, like freshman year of college when I realized I could just buy frosting in a can.
5/2/2008 9:49:40 AM |
roguewarrior All American 10887 Posts user info edit post |
Their biggest mistake was bringing Rachael Ray and Emeril to tour the lab and sign off on the project. That's when Spielberg caught wind of it.
5/6/2008 10:04:41 AM |
ShinAntonio Zinc Saucier 18946 Posts user info edit post |
Oh, huh, so you didn't know that story?
5/7/2008 2:33:43 PM |
qntmfred retired 40597 Posts user info edit post |
things like this are why i <3 xkcd
5/21/2008 8:50:01 PM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
shoot, i get a huge smile and a tingling in my pants when someone uses the date correctly: yyyy-mm-dd
that's enough to make ME happy 5/21/2008 8:52:35 PM |
qntmfred retired 40597 Posts user info edit post |
i prefer {0:d} but i'm not opposed to {0:s} 5/21/2008 9:00:03 PM |
chembob Yankee Cowboy 27011 Posts user info edit post |
to reconcile
There are at least fourteen ways this could go badly (seventeen if that fork is a dangerous crossbreed.)
It's *almost* enough to make me want to redo high school.
The question with Lucy and the football was always whether, on some level, she believed the things she said.
True story: I had to try several times to upload this comic because my ssh key was blacklisted.
'You will have hot, steamy, sweaty sex ... IN BED!'
Saturday is game night.
Protip: Even without the red spiders, never have that conversation halfway through a balloon ride. 5/24/2008 4:41:33 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
6/5/2008 1:06:32 PM |
qntmfred retired 40597 Posts user info edit post |
6/11/2008 9:26:58 AM |
Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35774 Posts user info edit post |
^physics is to math as sex is to masterbation
that one is golden! 6/11/2008 10:58:06 AM |
sumfoo1 soup du hier 41043 Posts user info edit post |
omg i'm an addict 6/13/2008 10:05:33 AM |
ShinAntonio Zinc Saucier 18946 Posts user info edit post |
I was there, dude
LOL
6/13/2008 10:05:34 AM |
myerlyn All American 1319 Posts user info edit post |
^hehehe 6/13/2008 10:33:19 AM |
ShinAntonio Zinc Saucier 18946 Posts user info edit post |
Did he just go crazy and jump out the window?
6/20/2008 9:24:05 AM |
ShinAntonio Zinc Saucier 18946 Posts user info edit post |
I bet my future kids will read this someday. DEAR FUTURE KIDS: how did you get internet in the cellar?
6/25/2008 10:44:32 AM |
rjrgrl All American 27061 Posts user info edit post |
^that one made me think of qntmfrd (sp?) and punchmonk, lol 6/25/2008 2:23:35 PM |
sumfoo1 soup du hier 41043 Posts user info edit post |
hahahaha yep 6/25/2008 3:04:01 PM |
Shaggy All American 17820 Posts user info edit post |
xkcd is so fucking bad. 6/25/2008 3:12:52 PM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
good bad or bad bad?
because i'm going with the former 6/25/2008 3:24:50 PM |
tartsquid All American 16389 Posts user info edit post |
I love hat guy and his crazy girl. 6/25/2008 3:25:39 PM |
tsavla All American 6787 Posts user info edit post |
6/27/2008 10:01:34 AM |
eleusis All American 24527 Posts user info edit post |
the transistor caption is pretty cool. 6/27/2008 10:17:23 AM |
miska All American 22242 Posts user info edit post |
"Friggin' modern tents don't have a single piece of rope."
6/30/2008 7:30:10 AM |
bmdurham All American 2668 Posts user info edit post |
BAHAHHAHA 6/30/2008 10:17:16 AM |
simonn best gottfriend 28968 Posts user info edit post |
then http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wood Editing of this article by new or unregistered users is currently disabled because of temporary vandalism.
that is very funny to me.
7/9/2008 11:58:07 AM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
They say if a mathematician doesn't do their great work by age eleven, they never will.
meh.
7/10/2008 9:46:04 AM |
miska All American 22242 Posts user info edit post |
"'I'm nothing without you' is a fucked-up sentiment."
7/14/2008 3:36:40 PM |