I've had some good ones (including a bipolar chic) but I agree with the attention whore:

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"i'm still waiting for the best sex i've ever had "

[Edited on June 8, 2008 at 5:33 PM. Reason : a]

6/8/2008 5:29:37 PM

best I ever had, hmmmm... I def know who it was with but not sure which time. let me ponder this

6/8/2008 5:30:57 PM

girls head hitting wall... upon thrusts

me "dude you ok?"
her "don't stop don't you dare stop"

6/8/2008 5:50:17 PM

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"me "dude you ok?""

[Edited on June 8, 2008 at 6:20 PM. Reason : .]

6/8/2008 6:20:17 PM

lol

6/8/2008 6:35:31 PM

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"What's the best sex you ever had and what made it so good?"

she kept screaming, "Cum Papi !!!!!".

6/8/2008 6:45:01 PM

I call everyone dude.. its not gender specific for me but i should have known that was coming ... pretty sure "her" clears everything up though as far as gender goes.

6/8/2008 7:12:35 PM

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"i'm still waiting for the best sex i've ever had "

haha, I'm done waiting bitches!

6/8/2008 9:02:30 PM

I too, have had sex.

6/8/2008 10:12:28 PM

Dr. Tran has given many good, hot dickings!

6/8/2008 10:12:56 PM

6/9/2008 11:02:01 PM

for me every sex is the best whenever she says cum in my mouth, i want to drink it, which happens 50% of the time we have sex.

6/10/2008 4:28:36 AM

she like to lick me like a lollipop

this is is very satisfying and makes me feel black





bottles in the club

6/10/2008 6:50:56 AM

whenever she begs/demands what she wants...that's so hot, it's not even funny

6/10/2008 7:19:13 AM

bttt and ^ yep

7/27/2008 5:34:22 PM

this chick i met from BAILEY, NC. turned my world out. very sexual. very wet. it felt like the condom was off every time. and she'd talked dirty alot. like very. met her when i was at STATE.

7/27/2008 6:08:43 PM

Apparently the best sex was the sex I didn't remember.

Remember leaving the bar to go back to this girl's house who I had been seeing at the time. I blacked out at some point on the walk back there or right when we got there...but it couldn't have been later than 1 am. Woke up the next morning at 9am with the worst hangover, tired as shit, and with the tip of my big right toe completely missing.

There were 7 condom wrappers on the floor (apparently I went to my car and broke into a 30pack that I had in the trunk). I was so tired because we didn't fall asleep until 6am. Apparently I slammed my big toe against her stucco wall at some point during the night...blood all over the bottom of the bed/sheets. And she had to call in sick at work because her lower body was sore and she could hardly walk.

I, on the other hand, had to be at work at 10am and didn't remember one minute of it.

7/27/2008 6:15:56 PM

You know what's awesome? Not having to be drunk to have the best sex ever.

7/27/2008 6:16:47 PM

the best sex i ever had was....well....

f'ing awesome...

7/27/2008 6:27:12 PM

who's awesome?


[Edited on July 27, 2008 at 6:28 PM. Reason : there is no SN: "awesome"? wtf?]

7/27/2008 6:28:14 PM

i just meant the sex was awesome....


why in the hell would you think a tdubber could give me the best sex ever?

7/27/2008 6:33:13 PM

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"You know what's awesome? Not having to be drunk to have the best sex ever."

I've had great sober sex....I just haven't had, 7 condom-wrappers-on-the-floor-half-a-big-toe-missing-5-hour-long-girl-has-to-stay-in-bed-the-next-day-because-she-can-barely-walk-and-calls-her-friend-to-say-she-felt-like-a-pretzel-the-night-before sober sex.

And if you're with someone new...the first time you have a little alcohol induced sex...it usually brings out an extra thing or two. Then hopefully you can build on that the next time you're sober.

7/27/2008 6:34:06 PM

bttt to off set the marriag/the "one" thread.

8/14/2008 6:36:57 PM

im a virgin, so i guess it will be on my wedding night?

8/14/2008 6:40:26 PM

I had sex 11 times in one day once, but I believe that was the maximum number of times in one day.

8/14/2008 6:41:22 PM

Tonight should be up at the top of the list.

Reunion sex is always good stuff.

8/14/2008 6:41:48 PM

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"Sex : M"

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"im a virgin, so i guess it will be on my wedding night?"

first off..what?

secondly, your wedding night sex will most likely suck. nobody's first time is that great (unless maybe they're with someone that is experienced)

8/14/2008 6:42:21 PM

its okay i made that up

8/14/2008 6:43:50 PM

I'm a virgin.

8/14/2008 6:44:49 PM

i do not know of female intimacy


or their genetalia

8/14/2008 6:45:24 PM

Slow sweet kisses on my neck. a lick of the ear and collarbone. Deep passionate kisses on my lips. a touch of tongue. a little lip bitting. Back to the neck and ear. My shirt comes off. Hott wett lips on my breasts, stomach... nipples. The passion is building... it got really intense. just take it slow... hit all the right spots first then I'll be screaming for full satisfaction

8/14/2008 7:00:51 PM

^ Keep going damn it

8/14/2008 7:05:10 PM

he made a slow wet trail from neck to navel, spending time swirling his tongue around my round globes of perfection. I felt a wetness in my panties a shortness of breath, a deep building urge. He took his finger and slid my panties down my thighs, stroking and licking all the way down




more??

8/14/2008 7:11:39 PM

we need a Crackmonkey's Erotic Stories thread.

8/14/2008 7:14:59 PM

8/14/2008 7:18:52 PM

he gently spread my legs and took a deep breath, inhaling the scent of feminine passion. He thrust his tongue into my lady hole, flicking his tongue up and down... up and down. He came back up for a kiss. I could taste myself on his lips. I liked it... ummm.. sweet. He worked his way back down, inserting one finger and flicking his hot wet tongue back and forth over my clit.

[Edited on August 14, 2008 at 7:26 PM. Reason : ...]

8/14/2008 7:22:55 PM

brb

[Edited on August 14, 2008 at 7:30 PM. Reason : K, I'm back. ]

8/14/2008 7:25:42 PM

^did you go nut? had to clean up your mess?

8/14/2008 7:36:49 PM

10 bucks crackmonkey ends up being a dude and I feel dirty

8/14/2008 7:37:21 PM

Best sex? yo momma

8/14/2008 7:39:06 PM

There's only one way to find out whether or not crackmonkey is real.

[Edited on August 14, 2008 at 7:40 PM. Reason : And yes, I had to clean up a huge mess, it was serious.]

8/14/2008 7:39:27 PM

100% female. I hung out with dnl and crawdaddy once... I'm real.... I'm not tucking/taping anything back!

8/14/2008 7:39:40 PM

I'm sorry but the weight of the evidence has to support the weight of the claim

8/14/2008 7:40:05 PM

obligatory "prove it"

8/14/2008 7:40:08 PM

TMI alert

When i was pregnant we were having sex and I orgasmed so long and awesome that it made me cry.

8/14/2008 7:41:21 PM

I am willing to go verify that crackmonkey is a who she claims to be.

8/14/2008 7:41:35 PM

I'm not ncsugirl83... no bikini pics

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"And yes, I had to clean up a huge mess, it was serious.]"

ahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahah!!

[Edited on August 14, 2008 at 7:43 PM. Reason : ...]

8/14/2008 7:42:28 PM

too bad you cant hang out now...my apt is much better and i dont smoke inside

8/14/2008 7:43:35 PM

So you have verified that crackmonkey is who she says she is?

8/14/2008 7:44:39 PM

yep...yes she is cute, etc etc etc...

8/14/2008 7:45:46 PM