we could always skip the application process and go straight to the interview

5/22/2008 9:22:36 PM

good freakin god, 7 pages? really?

5/22/2008 9:24:14 PM

Errybody tripping over they dicks to get a shot at some sideways tang

As if there ain't 500+ million of them walkin about

5/22/2008 9:24:53 PM

^^^ lol, that is true...

5/22/2008 9:28:08 PM

white guys will date just about any asian

5/22/2008 9:29:59 PM

i hooked up with an asian once

i completely forgot about it until just now

5/22/2008 9:30:21 PM

i've never dated an asian chick

5/22/2008 9:30:23 PM

5/22/2008 9:30:42 PM

Quote :

"Describe what makes you a good candidate: i get in there nice and deep like. Is it reasonable to assume that you will say "thank you" when I do something nice for you? but of course Are you consistently a douchebag, or only sometimes? never a douchebag...hate douches but im definitely a joker. How big is your penis? above average with a high level of girth. Do you have an "Asian thing"? ie, you've always wanted to date, or only date Asian girls? asians are freaks in the sack and ive always respected that Are you easily offended? never Would you make me pay for YOUR dinner, and then break up with me? you would never pay for my dinner and i would let you know at dinner, then i would make sure you didnt want a round of goodbye sex before leaving."

5/22/2008 9:38:56 PM

first

5/22/2008 9:39:49 PM

Describe what makes you a good candidate: I'm Chinese, so your mom won't disown you for dating the filthy spawn of Europe.

Is it reasonable to assume that you will say "thank you" when I do something nice for you? I don't know, is it reasonable to assume that you'll only speak when spoken to?

Are you consistently a douchebag, or only sometimes? Depends on whether or not you see things from my perspective broseph

How big is your penis? The size of ya fuckin big ass bobblehead

Do you have an "Asian thing"? You'd better fuckin' believe I have an "Asian Thing"

Are you easily offended? Depends -- do you have any opinions?

Would you make me pay for YOUR dinner, and then break up with me? God damn

5/22/2008 9:50:28 PM

haha at the opinions one

5/22/2008 9:51:46 PM

Quote :

"I retract my answer to the penis question but I thought of it literally as I pressed the Send button. My new answer is... bigger than an Asian's, but smaller than a black guy."

ha ha ha, i like the funny answers.

5/22/2008 9:57:28 PM

5/22/2008 10:05:54 PM

I think a diamondace is single parody thread would go over great.

5/22/2008 10:08:52 PM

Quote :

"ha ha ha, i like the funny answers."

okay time for ME to ask the questions

on average, how many dates before you lick a penis

5/22/2008 10:09:04 PM

you only get to ask questions if you're picked as a runner up

5/22/2008 10:20:01 PM

I'm the only asian applicant, the rest are a bunch of creepy white dudes who want to bang a moon-girl

Answer my questions

5/22/2008 10:21:17 PM

i'm the winnar

just go ahead and let everyone know

5/22/2008 10:21:39 PM

yo shirt look like a dishrag

5/22/2008 10:23:23 PM

k thanks

5/22/2008 10:24:14 PM

YO SHIRT LOOK LIKE A CURTAIN

5/22/2008 10:24:53 PM

Azn girls: Thumbs down!

5/22/2008 10:25:42 PM

metricula is the winner.

we're deciding on a few honorable mentions

i don't date asians

5/22/2008 10:26:00 PM

did my disparaging remarks combined with my refusal to submit an application disqualify me from this 'contest'?

5/22/2008 10:27:09 PM

self-hatin

5/22/2008 10:27:09 PM

azn chicks have pancake butt. moreso than white wimmin.

and im a sucker for a nice ass

5/22/2008 10:28:34 PM

Quote :

"DeziDelight is single, and dat bitch is out for gimmick cock!"

5/22/2008 10:31:33 PM

Quote :

"Describe what makes you a good candidate: i get in there nice and deep like. "

This is some good shit des.

5/22/2008 10:33:35 PM

I'll hatefuck an Objectivist, hell yase

5/22/2008 10:34:28 PM

she answered my questions on page 1 at least

5/22/2008 10:34:38 PM

^^^ now we just have to choose

[Edited on May 22, 2008 at 10:49 PM. Reason : ^]

5/22/2008 10:48:45 PM

ya, you definately want to choose a guy from TWW.

you cant lose

5/22/2008 10:53:38 PM

Quote :

"How big is your penis? above average with a high level of girth."

Well, this is always a good thing.

Quote :

"Are you easily offended? Nope. Which reminds me, you're korean, right? will my dog be okay in your presence? Would you make me pay for YOUR dinner, and then break up with me? Can't really see me being that smooth. But should i decide to be i'll make sure i make you pay, break up with you and THEN ask you for sex. Why not reach for the stars when you shoot for the moon. "

But this is amusing.....

I suggest you date them all then decide. It's only fair. You can date me and Metricula at the same time though.

5/22/2008 10:54:07 PM

ha ha ha, sweet. i like that idea the best.

5/22/2008 10:56:48 PM

sounds like a gang bang

5/22/2008 10:57:44 PM

5/22/2008 10:58:45 PM

Describe what makes you a good candidate: I like to bwn

Is it reasonable to assume that you will say "thank you" when I do something nice for you? i rather bwn than say thank you

Are you consistently a douchebag, or only sometimes? surprisingly, im really laid back. carefree type of guy

How big is your penis? a good size for good bwning

Do you have an "Asian thing"? not really, although ive always wondered what the difference would be. Ive been with black, white, and spanish... and each was a different experience.

Are you easily offended? never, im really laid back

Would you make me pay for YOUR dinner, and then break up with me? trick question. and probably not.

5/22/2008 11:19:22 PM

Name:Randy
Age:24
Job:bank teller/photographer/in search for better

Describe what makes you a good candidate: I... am... nice?

Is it reasonable to assume that you will say "thank you" when I do something nice for you? I do say thank you when it is deserved. at times... "thank you" may be replaced by a thank you dance. Looks kinda like the robot.

Are you consistently a douchebag, or only sometimes? I have my moments but when i am i tend to announce it before. "warning... i'm gonna be a jackass for about 20 more minutes"

How big is your penis? you won't be disappointed

Do you have an "Asian thing"? ie, you've always wanted to date, or only date Asian girls? I like my women like i like my food.... Asian.

Are you easily offended? i can take a hit.

Would you make me pay for YOUR dinner, and then break up with me? how long is the time threshold between these 2 events? like you pay for dinner, and then i immediately break up with you? was the food good? i'm normally pretty good about giving a 2 week notice.




[Edited on May 22, 2008 at 11:37 PM. Reason : oh there is a application]

5/22/2008 11:22:24 PM

Name: Andrew
Age:22
Job:research

Describe what makes you a good candidate: I'm a hard worker I'm also a heterosexual male human.

Is it reasonable to assume that you will say "thank you" when I do something nice for you? I suppose. Or maybe I'd do something nice in return. Depends what this nice thing is.

Are you consistently a douchebag, or only sometimes? I'm not a douchebag, but I'm a jackass sometimes.

How big is your penis? how big is your vagina? i bet it fits.

Do you have an "Asian thing"? my "thing" is not asian.

Are you easily offended? i'd be impressed if you could find a way to offend me

Would you make me pay for YOUR dinner, and then break up with me? i dont make anyone buy me anything. if you choose to, good for you, but if i were planning on dumping you i probably wouldn't go to dinner with you.

5/23/2008 12:22:00 AM

Quote :

"The thought of a repressed lesbian beatdown does seem promising though..."

are you sure?

5/23/2008 1:02:17 AM

I think I could take 2-3 women on in a fight and make it sexually interesting at the same time. I dare any semi-hot group of females to challenge me.

Also, how the fuck was my application not accepted? I spent like 4 minutes on that shit.

5/23/2008 1:59:57 AM

ITT: lesbos

5/23/2008 2:35:42 AM

^^ no one said your application wasn't accepted. everyone is going to be taken into consideration. except for you creepy ones. and mean ones too.

5/23/2008 6:51:34 AM

5/23/2008 6:53:50 AM

just curious, why no asian?

5/23/2008 7:18:11 AM

because asian names are like 'gook g nam pak jin' and nobody wants to change their last name to that.

5/23/2008 9:10:26 AM

^ sounds Korean

5/23/2008 9:17:33 AM

Name: Prawn Star
Age: 27
Job: Unemployed

Describe what makes you a good candidate: I wonder that myself sometimes... my self-depreciating humor?

Is it reasonable to assume that you will say "thank you" when I do something nice for you? Depends on my mood, how nice it is, whether you are looking pretty that day, time of day (I'm not a morning person), temperature, and a multitude of other factors

Are you consistently a douchebag, or only sometimes? More often than not

How big is your penis? In the "double digits", but only when using the metric system

Do you have an "Asian thing"? ie, you've always wanted to date, or only date Asian girls? Nah asians have a thing for me

Are you easily offended? Only when people talk shit about my man George W Bush

Would you make me pay for YOUR dinner, and then break up with me? Ya I could see myself doing that

5/23/2008 9:24:41 AM

this thread is way too long for it's own good

5/23/2008 9:37:42 AM