i bought him a beer but he immediately paid me back for it... Fareako is such a good date.

8/15/2008 1:35:16 PM

this was right before you stuck your thumbs up each others butts, right?

8/15/2008 1:40:25 PM

:nohomo:

8/15/2008 1:40:50 PM

she chewed her food with her mouth open and talked with her mouth full. it bothered me.

8/15/2008 1:51:24 PM

Dear women... why do you set dates you don't intend to make... A "no" is better than a no show...
You're not thaaaat special its not going to hurt my feelings just don't waste my time. K thanks

8/28/2008 7:39:22 PM

i had a quasi-date a couple of weeks ago...


it was lovely

and i got a back rub out of the deal

8/28/2008 7:47:11 PM

hmm. back rubs. Is that what they call it these days?

8/28/2008 7:48:24 PM

if by back rub you mean 'rubbing of the back' then yes

8/28/2008 7:49:07 PM

that's what my parents used to call it

8/28/2008 7:49:38 PM

I'll give you a back rub, but not now. Football is about to start.

8/28/2008 7:50:18 PM

she was awesome

8/28/2008 7:51:58 PM

everything was going great...then he told me he wasnt gay and i was like uh wtf...

8/28/2008 7:52:40 PM

I never go on dates

8/28/2008 7:54:13 PM

cuz girls don't like limpy nuts, b.

8/28/2008 7:55:04 PM

hahaha tofu you're a lucky1

8/28/2008 7:56:03 PM

8/28/2008 8:00:17 PM

oh misread, it was mediocre

I'm walls1441 and i approve of this message.

[Edited on August 28, 2008 at 8:03 PM. Reason : I'm walls1441 and i approve of this edit.]

8/28/2008 8:00:51 PM

its so hard meeting attractive dudes

8/28/2008 8:24:44 PM

It's so hard meeting anybody that finds me interesting.

8/28/2008 8:25:37 PM

fan fucking tastic



every date with him has been

8/28/2008 8:30:44 PM

dear

8/28/2008 8:31:46 PM

^ our online dates are pretty good

8/28/2008 8:33:29 PM

8/28/2008 8:33:32 PM

busted

8/28/2008 8:34:26 PM

8/28/2008 8:34:51 PM

well everyone knows we're totally serious online and you're like my tww bf and everything

you cant have everything, okay!?!?

8/28/2008 8:43:45 PM

okay dear

8/28/2008 9:03:42 PM

ftw!

8/28/2008 9:04:47 PM

who was it

8/28/2008 9:11:21 PM

oh lawlz

i've had a few dates that were "eh"
two that were "bleck"
only one that was alright, but there's nothing there so I'm gonna have tell her "no thanks"
got a few more coming up.

this is crazy.

8/29/2008 12:26:46 AM

I went on a lovely litte lunch date.... with my physicians assistant... after my apt.

8/29/2008 4:28:56 PM

i have a feeling i'm going to have a legit story here soon

8/29/2008 4:32:03 PM

Someone go on a date with me so I can post a story in this thread.

8/29/2008 4:33:10 PM

^Women are not attracted to the smell of desperation, and you reek of it.

8/29/2008 4:34:37 PM

a twwer

8/29/2008 4:35:26 PM

my ex. umm... a month ago? the dates were fine, the relationship, not so much.

8/29/2008 6:13:55 PM

oh dear god this date was so bad it physically hurt. Girl was attractive but no fucking personality whatsoever. It was like trying to draw a decent conversation from a damn tree.

8/29/2008 11:59:42 PM

^sounds like about 90 percent of women that i come across

8/30/2008 12:00:27 AM

yea I was really surprised at this date

8/30/2008 12:06:44 AM

Quote :

"I never go on dates "

gotta ask the chicas, b!

8/30/2008 1:38:57 AM

she was awesome but it was more than 2 yrs ago

8/30/2008 2:00:47 AM

well I got a different one coming up tonite, so we'll see how that one goes.

what I should do is just write something about every date I've have since I started dating raleigh, which is a relatively short time but still LOLz.

8/30/2008 11:13:47 AM

Don't post about our date tonight!!!

8/30/2008 12:04:01 PM

Always fun

8/30/2008 12:07:02 PM

^^shit girl, I'm posting pics with links to vids

8/30/2008 1:06:12 PM

dating is the worst part of a relationship

8/30/2008 1:12:24 PM

pics/vids or this didnt happen

^
then i guess breakup is the best

[Edited on August 30, 2008 at 1:13 PM. Reason : ..]

8/30/2008 1:12:36 PM

nah, the sex is the best

breaking up is the next best part

8/30/2008 1:13:33 PM

don't even get me started on the girl who was all "I'm the bomb in bed baby" type of talkin it up and then gave me the worst fucking blowjob on the face of the planet. after that it was 'eh'

8/30/2008 1:23:51 PM

oh and then there was the girl who was all "blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah" so wrapped up in herself I literally said about 3 sentences the entire date.

yep, that ensures I won't call again.

8/30/2008 1:25:11 PM