it's moving a lot faster/smoother than it was an hour ago...

2/19/2010 2:38:37 PM

yeah, i was doing some stuff. you and 6 other people got oh shits.

2/19/2010 2:40:22 PM

UR MOMZ GOT THE OH $HITZ

2/19/2010 2:48:11 PM

you deleted my post, didn't you?

2/19/2010 2:50:55 PM

he didn't not delete it

2/19/2010 2:51:22 PM

wonky shit imminent?

4/25/2010 2:14:42 PM

I want my money back

4/25/2010 2:15:42 PM

more like wonky shit resolved

though, i am going to be doing some db stuff later tonight

4/25/2010 2:15:46 PM

I posted in the TWW Party thread and it was almost 2 minutes before the thread went bttt. 3 or 4 threads came back up at the same time, including a new one.

Bug, or by design? I think its the former.

4/26/2010 11:49:05 AM

yeah i've noticed that a few times too. i'll take a look at it as soon as i get a chance

also, will be doing some db stuff this afternoon/evening so might be some periods of slowness

4/26/2010 12:23:45 PM

Quote :

"please standby"

4/26/2010 1:05:22 PM

ONOES!!!!

4/26/2010 1:07:12 PM

Status: Standing by

4/26/2010 1:11:09 PM

everytime TWW goes down, it means that qntmfred has suspended one of you

4/26/2010 7:37:03 PM

I BROKED THE CB!!!

4/26/2010 7:37:26 PM

everytime it goes down there is a pool party on top of harrelson

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4/26/2010 7:39:39 PM

is this because of "the db stuff" you're working on

^more like everytime your mom goes down there's a party in my pants

amirite?

4/26/2010 7:39:55 PM

I was going to post "Boobs." in the CB.

4/26/2010 7:40:40 PM

no, i don't know wtf just happened

i need to put my daughter to bed, then i'll come figure out what happened

4/26/2010 7:40:50 PM

tww is your first born. take care of that first

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4/26/2010 7:41:18 PM

ATTN: qntmfred,

I'm going to need you to reexamine your life, and get your priorities straight.

kkthx,
EMCE

4/26/2010 7:41:52 PM

...like abraham took care of his first born...

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4/26/2010 7:43:39 PM

and on the 7pm hour, qntmfred rested

4/26/2010 7:44:08 PM

is this one of those times? ISEs and lagging like hell

5/3/2010 2:03:42 PM

it shouldn't be, but yeah i saw all the errors

gonna bust out some profiler shortly, so probably gonna see some issues while i run that

5/3/2010 2:09:54 PM

ahem.

5/5/2010 11:20:46 AM

BTTT?

5/5/2010 11:22:26 AM

5/5/2010 11:23:25 AM

yeah I know. gonna run some stuff when I get back from lunch

5/5/2010 11:23:49 AM

Was just wondering if you'd forgotten to post a warning

5/5/2010 11:26:48 AM

ok, make some changes. should be better now, but i'll continue to keep an eye on it

5/5/2010 12:03:38 PM

whoooooooooa wonky shit!!!

5/5/2010 12:03:57 PM

for a second, it was like "website under construction" lol

5/5/2010 12:04:02 PM

so you know the thing where sometimes for some people it'll be slow and constantly be oh shitty, and for everybody else it's fast and smooth? pretty sure i know why now. go me!

5/14/2010 11:59:33 PM

interesting, tell us more

5/15/2010 12:05:35 AM

interesting, tell us more

5/15/2010 12:06:33 AM

it's because some of us are better than others, isn't it?

[Edited on May 15, 2010 at 12:08 AM. Reason : you better edit that shit]

[Edited on May 15, 2010 at 12:09 AM. Reason : lol some tww users are "special"]

5/15/2010 12:07:34 AM

apparently it's a classic case of SQL Server parameter sniffing gone awry

http://elegantcode.com/2008/05/17/sql-parameter-sniffing-and-what-to-do-about-it/

Quote :

" Here was an interesting problem we ran into yesterday. We have about 50 people using a web site that I help build. All but one of them was logging in with no problems. But any time our “special” user logged in (lets call him John Doe) he would get a timeout. That one left us scratching our heads. Luckily we have top notch security in place, so we were able to log in as him as well (without him knowing, and without knowing his password). Hint: use forms authentication and write your own membership provider on a mirrored production site that no one outside of IT knows about. When we log in as him we also get a timeout. OK, time to fire up SQL Server Query Profiler and see what is going on…which doesn’t take long. We see the query, a stored procedure really, taking +30 seconds to run. When we log in as a different user it takes less than one second. In fact we can log in as any other user and it takes less than one second. Next step, dissect the query. We pull the query out of the stored proc (it isn’t that complicated of a query) and run it from Management Studio with John Doe’s info. ~1 second. WHAT??!!!"

this is exactly what i experienced, and for months have had no idea where to even start

[Edited on May 15, 2010 at 12:08 AM. Reason : thanks to tomorrow's code camp though, now i know]

5/15/2010 12:07:35 AM

yet another reason why i avoid using MSSQL whenever i possibly can

p.s. thanks in part to a recent urgent need for some .net compact framework programming in C#, i now know .net and asp.net pretty well. finally.

5/15/2010 12:10:16 AM

I have NO IDEA about any of this shit LOL

5/15/2010 12:11:25 AM

btttt

5/19/2010 1:24:05 PM

OH SHIT!

6/18/2010 3:48:59 PM

yeah that was me

6/18/2010 3:49:34 PM

did you just fart too?

hot damn!

6/18/2010 4:26:47 PM

anything goin on ... replies are takin a long time to go through

6/22/2010 11:56:09 PM

not that i know of. i'll take a peek but shouldn't be anything out of the ordinary

6/23/2010 12:01:00 AM

seems like it's been that way for a while...i'm gonna guess he's not doing anything

6/23/2010 12:01:44 AM

oh shit

[Edited on June 23, 2010 at 12:23 AM. Reason : x2]

6/23/2010 12:23:29 AM

it would probably have just been another crappy thread anyways

6/23/2010 12:48:07 AM

i hate you

6/23/2010 12:49:46 AM