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3/6/2009 1:02:48 AM

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

3/6/2009 1:03:48 AM

[Edited on March 6, 2009 at 1:05 AM. Reason : v]

3/6/2009 1:05:28 AM

i'm sorry. please continue.

3/6/2009 1:10:24 AM

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3/6/2009 2:27:01 AM

Dear Vix:
Is this anything?

3/6/2009 1:32:31 PM

Oh yeah baby, it's something.

3/6/2009 1:35:35 PM

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3/7/2009 8:37:32 PM

Yo Vix how would you feel if I printed a photo of you and JOed on it all week?

3/7/2009 8:52:19 PM

nothing. Tons of my fans do that every day.

3/7/2009 8:55:41 PM

[Edited on March 7, 2009 at 8:57 PM. Reason : do they all do it to the same pic or do they each have their own? ]

3/7/2009 8:57:11 PM

What if I shredded up 10 photos of you and baked it into a warm bagel, buttered it up and cockclobbered it?

3/7/2009 8:57:58 PM

LOL cockclobbered

3/7/2009 8:59:38 PM

where the hell you gettin all these photos anyway?

oh nm, it's completely hypothetical isn't it

3/7/2009 9:02:40 PM

I just photochop her mouth all over some hotties

3/7/2009 9:03:34 PM

ah yes, the ol' moufoolery technique

3/7/2009 9:07:02 PM

sometimes I cut out the lips and put them on the end of my cock and then I splooge all over another page with about 500 cut out lips

3/7/2009 9:08:56 PM

can you get a papercut from a picture? cause if so... ouch

3/7/2009 9:10:21 PM

Sometimes but blood just makes everything more h0t, thats why I keep some salt around for the awesome occasion that my cock bl33ds

3/7/2009 9:12:19 PM

^ I'm pretty sure you can.

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3/7/2009 9:21:07 PM

I'm suddenly deeply disturbed

3/7/2009 9:22:12 PM

how is babby formed

how girl get pragnent

3/7/2009 9:23:40 PM

What are some things that you think that women appreciate in a man? Either things that you are attracted to or little things that you really appreciate. Obviously this will vary widely between women, but what do you believe are the general trends?

3/7/2009 9:25:05 PM

Quote :

"What are some things that you think that women appreciate in a man? Either things that you are attracted to or little things that you really appreciate. Obviously this will vary widely between women, but what do you believe are the general trends?"

In general, I think women want a confident, ambitious man who is psychologically and physically healthy. They want a guy who has clear limits, won't be a wuss, and who won't go see the damn Sex and the City movie with them, no matter how hard they plead. I think they also want a man with the same personal/religious values they have.

I personally like a dude who enjoys having sex often, is athletic, likes to read, and has a clean bathroom.

3/7/2009 9:31:30 PM

Quote :

"who won't go see the damn Sex and the City movie with them, no matter how hard they plead."

Wow you seem like you'd be great to go out with

3/7/2009 9:33:15 PM

Meh, I guess 1 out of 8 isn't bad. (I have zero interest in seeing the Sex and the City movie).

3/7/2009 9:33:31 PM

^^ Thanks! Any dude who gives into that BS is no good to go out with. Man = do want, doormat= do not want.

3/7/2009 9:36:08 PM

So you actively ask the guy your dating to do something he doesn't want to do but you want him to do and annoy the fuck out of them as a test? So do you or do you not want them to watch the movie with you? This makes no sense and seems like you are an annoying woman.

[Edited on March 7, 2009 at 9:40 PM. Reason : told myself i'd stop being mean to tdubbers]

3/7/2009 9:39:04 PM

I like where this is going

3/7/2009 9:42:35 PM

Quote :

"So you actively ask the guy your dating to do something he doesn't want to do but you want him to do and annoy the fuck out of them as a test? So do you or do you not want them to watch the movie with you?"

All women test their guys this way. You just don't realize it.

3/7/2009 9:54:38 PM

What's the best way for a guy to tell he's being tested? What happens if he fails?

3/7/2009 9:56:09 PM

I don't get any play dawg, can someone else verify this. I might have to go with a tranny or learn to love taking it in the ass if this is true.

3/7/2009 9:56:54 PM

OMG SHE'S TESTING US RIGHT NOW!

3/7/2009 9:57:55 PM

^^If you've been a virgin for as long as I have, I think you'll continue to be fine.

^

[Edited on March 7, 2009 at 9:58 PM. Reason : blah]

3/7/2009 9:58:04 PM

Quote :

"What's the best way for a guy to tell he's being tested? What happens if he fails?"

You lose points with the woman if you fail. Lose enough points, she fails to be attracted to you because she doesn't want someone she has absolute control over.

There are bunches of little tests every day. Here's the best explanation I've found for it.

Have you ever called a woman on the phone to
set up a date and she says: "Friday night? Sure.
Call me on Friday and we can talk about it..."?

Or, have you ever had a woman ask you if you're
"a player?"

Or, have you ever had a woman challenge you
about something ridiculous?

Or, have you ever had a woman call you five
minutes before a date and cancel?

Or, have you ever had a woman pout and get
upset because she didn't get her way?

Or, have you ever asked a woman for her number
and she says, "Why don't you give me your number
and I'll call YOU?"

Well guess what... you were being TESTED.

All of these are examples of common things
women do to "test" men.

On some level, the woman you were dealing with
was testing to see how much control she had in the
relationship... and how STRONG you were.

The paradox of "testing" is that if you COMPLY
with what a woman SEEMS to want, you will usually
FAIL the test.

3/7/2009 10:00:19 PM

women is a generalization, I think the term you are referring to there is "bitch"

3/7/2009 10:01:48 PM

its all just a game. learn 2 play

3/7/2009 10:02:47 PM