Quote :

"i don't have any money, btw"

then you are obviously no good to anyone here

[Edited on September 16, 2009 at 11:05 AM. Reason : freaking page toppers]

9/16/2009 11:04:01 AM

^5 I think that is her minimum though... at least 5" circumference

9/16/2009 11:05:44 AM

then she has man hands.

9/16/2009 11:08:41 AM

^^^ you beat me to it

9/16/2009 11:11:32 AM

dear samwise

tell melanndelynn to let me hit

thx

9/16/2009 11:11:40 AM

i say we dedicate pages 7 - 9 to mel

9/16/2009 11:32:53 AM

^4 Not really... her hands are as big as mine (maybe a tiny bit bigger, I have baby hands) and I just measured the circumference of my middle finger and tip barely touching.. it was about 5"

9/16/2009 11:38:56 AM

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[Edited on September 16, 2009 at 12:04 PM. Reason : a]

9/16/2009 11:45:44 AM

Quote :

"then you are obviously no good to anyone here"

Quote :

"^^^ you beat me to it"

9/16/2009 12:03:46 PM

jk

i'd totally hit it

9/16/2009 12:06:58 PM

and fyi guys, a toilet paper tube is almost exactly 5" in circumference. try to stick your dick into one of those, and if it fits make sure to post about it here so we can laugh at you.

[Edited on September 16, 2009 at 12:11 PM. Reason : a]

9/16/2009 12:11:11 PM

whos gonna believe them if they say it doesnt fit anyways?

9/16/2009 12:13:01 PM

that reminds me i need to go take a shit.

looks like i'll be kill two birds with one stone.

9/16/2009 12:13:41 PM

i can't imagine having a hard-on while taking a shit, haha

9/16/2009 12:14:02 PM

i, too, get a hardon while taking a dump

9/16/2009 12:14:22 PM

how long is a TP tube?

9/16/2009 12:20:10 PM

that I don't know, but i'm sure you can google it

9/16/2009 12:21:10 PM

all posts about boners while shitting = massive turn off

9/16/2009 12:21:12 PM

my dick does not fit in a TP/paper towel tube

[Edited on September 16, 2009 at 12:22 PM. Reason : although i havent tried in like 10 years]

9/16/2009 12:21:35 PM

http://www.thundersplace.org/forum/showthread.php?p=231245

hahaha:

Quote :

"Back in high school I used to enjoy shoving my flaccid dick in a TP tube then getting an erection. Then I would hop in the shower and watch it split open when it got soaked. Fun times!! _______"

[Edited on September 16, 2009 at 12:23 PM. Reason : a]

9/16/2009 12:21:40 PM

I have this vision of a bunch of TWWers fucking toilet paper tubes today

9/16/2009 12:22:04 PM

^lol

i just looked at a tp tube. maybe i have just been with small dick but it seems a bit huge >.>

[Edited on September 16, 2009 at 12:24 PM. Reason : ]

9/16/2009 12:22:35 PM

OUCH PAPER CUT

9/16/2009 12:23:11 PM

Quote :

"Can you say "WTF"? This roll was stuffed with more of my unit than a Pilgrims large intestine is with turkey flesh on November 26th. I honestly couldn't believe it. I tried to push forward but the skin on my shaft began to bunch up and spill over the sides. Not half of my unit in and I was done. I was also woken up."

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

9/16/2009 12:28:18 PM

Quote :

"maybe i have just been with small dick but it seems a bit huge"

Call me

9/16/2009 12:30:30 PM

yeah TP tube is definitely not 'huge'

9/16/2009 12:32:28 PM

i can just scan through this thread for an instant boost of confidence

9/16/2009 12:35:09 PM

^^^
^^

9/16/2009 12:41:26 PM

come on over here girl and let me turn that frown upside down

9/16/2009 12:52:31 PM

9/16/2009 12:54:43 PM

well, that was easy

9/16/2009 12:56:16 PM

i'm not easy

9/16/2009 12:57:40 PM

This thread makes me just feel...average. Nothing special, no eye-popping WOW. I think I'm gonna go cry now.

9/16/2009 12:57:40 PM

^ looks like someone fit in the tube

[Edited on September 16, 2009 at 1:01 PM. Reason : a]

9/16/2009 12:59:56 PM

lol

9/16/2009 1:02:42 PM

Haven't fucked the tube yet, man.

9/16/2009 1:03:54 PM

dropdeadkate

when youre tired of djeternals lies, hit me up. i'll show you my wing wang for 75 cents

9/16/2009 1:05:02 PM

the day i have to pay to see a dick is the day i shoot myself in the face

9/16/2009 1:08:59 PM

how bout if you leave shootin you in the face to me


and trust me girl, it's worth the 75 cents

9/16/2009 1:09:32 PM

i usually just offer up a trade

9/16/2009 1:10:28 PM

show me yours and i'll show you mine?

9/16/2009 1:11:29 PM

I have my cock picks all loaded up, all I have to do is hit send

make an offer

9/16/2009 1:13:08 PM

oh girl, bartering is fine, I'm just sayin, cash value of seeing my UNIT is 75 cents.

[Edited on September 16, 2009 at 1:14 PM. Reason : jesus christ these fucking scavengers]

9/16/2009 1:13:30 PM

boys are ridiculous

9/16/2009 1:14:42 PM

scavengers? i had her first, homie

9/16/2009 1:15:46 PM

[Edited on September 16, 2009 at 1:19 PM. Reason : unfunny]

9/16/2009 1:17:22 PM

Quote :

"HAD HER FIRST"

9/16/2009 1:22:04 PM

e-flirted with her first?

9/16/2009 1:23:46 PM

You forgot to mark your e-territory with some e-urine.

9/16/2009 1:23:56 PM

technically EMCE did

but i've always held a special place in my pants heart for you

9/16/2009 1:24:34 PM