i have it on good authority that he's going to stay

7/8/2010 8:23:01 PM

in connecticut?

7/8/2010 8:24:34 PM

He's going to Vancouver and taking the Grizzlies back with him.

7/8/2010 8:26:42 PM

he should grab kids out of the crowds and have them play a one-on-one tournament, each kid represents a team

7/8/2010 8:29:13 PM

most kids got kicked out to make room for more media

7/8/2010 8:30:48 PM

he's strapping on some forrest gump knee braces and heading to the clippers

7/8/2010 8:31:09 PM

he's going to announce heat and sign the contract

then d. wade and bosh are going to hit him with a steel chair and reveal that they actually signed with the knicks

then ted dibiase sr. will come out and say I TOLD YOU EVERYBODY'S GOT A PRICE

7/8/2010 8:35:05 PM

oh mah gawd King James got the urn!

7/8/2010 8:36:37 PM

7/8/2010 8:37:02 PM

And then Hogan will spraypaint NYK on his back

7/8/2010 8:37:19 PM

then carmello will descend from the rafters of the boys & girls club all gothed out, carrying a baseball bat

7/8/2010 8:38:34 PM

And then he will free Robocop from his ringside cage

7/8/2010 8:39:17 PM

should set up an epic pay per view this weekend

7/8/2010 8:39:27 PM

then lebron will bodyslam charles barkley on the deck of the USS Intrepid

7/8/2010 8:41:40 PM

i just want to see playback of all the cities crowds that dont get him

7/8/2010 8:49:54 PM

I heard Art Modell helped Lebron write his speech tonight

7/8/2010 8:50:07 PM

i want him to yell like howard dean

I'M NOT GOIN TO CHICAGO

I'M NOT GOIN TO NEW YORK

I'M NOT GOIN TO NEW JERSEY

I'M GOIN TO MIAMI

BBBBYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

7/8/2010 8:53:37 PM

hahaha

7/8/2010 8:56:25 PM

anybody got a justin.tv stream or something

[Edited on July 8, 2010 at 9:00 PM. Reason : nm, twitter knows all]

7/8/2010 9:00:16 PM

http://atdhe.net/7215/watch-espn

7/8/2010 9:01:10 PM

Just confirmed, he's delaying his DECISION until next week.

7/8/2010 9:01:10 PM

I refuse to watch this crap. I'll just keep refreshing ESPN til the breaking news come up

7/8/2010 9:01:14 PM

this video package is straight from vince mcmahon, i'm serious

7/8/2010 9:02:07 PM

THE INCISION

LeBron gets a Vasectomy

7/8/2010 9:02:09 PM

the most coveted free agent in the history of the league...........................right o

7/8/2010 9:02:18 PM

he said he was serious this time

7/8/2010 9:02:58 PM

Stupid. Miami. Dumb.

Rooting for failure for the duration of the contract. Fuck the city with no sports fans.

Also, fuck mambagrl

[Edited on July 8, 2010 at 9:03 PM. Reason : x]

7/8/2010 9:03:38 PM

heat and cavaliers are going to fight it out for lebron in monster trucks on top of a building

[Edited on July 8, 2010 at 9:10 PM. Reason : WHOOPS]

7/8/2010 9:04:34 PM

^heat and miami??? what the fuck

7/8/2010 9:06:00 PM

They said this shit was happening within the first ten minutes

LET'S DO IT NOT STU IT

[Edited on July 8, 2010 at 9:07 PM. Reason : ugh Jim Gray and Bob Holztzltzman, who is responsible for this]

7/8/2010 9:06:14 PM

jb seems personally offended that he's not picking chicago

7/8/2010 9:09:05 PM

amare stoudemire sounds like a total dumbass when he's like "new york is back!", the correct answer is like well we're serious about building a talented contending team now in the next few yrs, anyone can see that

7/8/2010 9:09:22 PM

first 10 minutes my ass

7/8/2010 9:11:17 PM

PARADE OF PHOTOSHOPPED JERSEYS

7/8/2010 9:12:07 PM

wow espn. did you really just do the "what would lebron look like in this jersey?" segment did you? wow.

7/8/2010 9:12:44 PM

It's pretty clear he doesn't want to live in the shadow of:

7/8/2010 9:13:18 PM

I bet the lacrosse guys on ESPN2 could get away with saying anything right now

7/8/2010 9:13:41 PM

i made that exact same john starks joke a couple pages ago

7/8/2010 9:16:36 PM

Yeah, well I had a John Starks jersey when I was 12 years old... so there.

7/8/2010 9:17:08 PM

The only jersey I've ever owned was Reggie Miller....

That probably says a lot about me

[Edited on July 8, 2010 at 9:18 PM. Reason : Why is ESPN milking this, they aren't making any money]

7/8/2010 9:17:57 PM

seriously, is jon barry just going to say the same thing every time they come to him

i'm SHOCKED

i CAN'T BELIEVE it's not chicago

this is not what I'D DO

7/8/2010 9:18:17 PM

fuck LeBron.

7/8/2010 9:18:43 PM

can't stand Chris Broussard

7/8/2010 9:18:53 PM

well espn's nba analysts are terrible compared to the inside the nba crew

7/8/2010 9:19:57 PM

Lebron and Allan Houston are headed to Glenville Pizza after the announcement with Tommy Hilfiger (mytwocents-esque name dropping since I spent weekends in Greenwich for my entire childhood).

^^ his voice is so annoying.. i don't know what it is that bothers me.

[Edited on July 8, 2010 at 9:20 PM. Reason : x]

7/8/2010 9:19:58 PM

my jerseys were

replicas:
orlando magic - shaq (black)
team usa - grant hill (navy)

auth:
bulls - jordan (red #23)

7/8/2010 9:20:42 PM

I wonder if there were prob bets available on the number of commercial breaks before the actual announcement

[Edited on July 8, 2010 at 9:21 PM. Reason : I have a Francoeur jersey t-shirt lol]

[Edited on July 8, 2010 at 9:21 PM. Reason : And a Leeds jersey!]

7/8/2010 9:20:54 PM

live streaming video from Cleveland watch party:

http://www.cleveland.com/cavs/index.ssf/2010/07/lebron_decision_watch_party_li.html

7/8/2010 9:22:34 PM

i have a white panthers Peppers authentic one ... not sure what to do with it

7/8/2010 9:22:34 PM

This is awful.

"I'm looking forward to it."

Uh, Bron? It's over as soon as you say the words, never champion.

7/8/2010 9:23:29 PM