shmorri2 All American 10003 Posts user info edit post |
I was told this stuff will give you the runs the next day.
Runs is an understatement. Triathlon is a more accurate description.. 8/3/2010 9:21:42 AM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
ah hahahahahaha! 8/3/2010 9:23:03 AM |
AndyMac All American 31922 Posts user info edit post |
Orange isn't bad. Probably the 2nd best.
Cranberry lemonade is awful, just opened it and OMG
I'm still deciding if I want to pour it out and open my regular lemonade 4loko. I've only poured out alcohol for being terrible once, and it was that Wild Blue blueberry beer.
8/3/2010 10:53:34 PM |
AndyMac All American 31922 Posts user info edit post |
Yeah I poured that crap out. 8/3/2010 11:42:17 PM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
Wild Blue is 8% and it's not THAT bad.
I stock it at my store for $3.50 8/3/2010 11:51:34 PM |
AndyMac All American 31922 Posts user info edit post |
No, wild blue is the worst thing I've ever put in my mouth.
I bought a 6 pack and forced down 1 and a half before I poured the rest down the drain. 8/3/2010 11:55:03 PM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
it's a Budweiser product, what more can you expect? 8/3/2010 11:57:55 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "That "fake grape" flavor is actually more like what [real] muscadine and concord grapes taste like. " |
i beg to differ. i eat real concord grapes and this delicious concord grape spread with a bear on the front that i'm pretty sure is for 5 year olds (not my fav, but i eat them/it) and they do not taste like children's cough medicine thank youuu 8/4/2010 1:44:06 AM |
indy All American 3624 Posts user info edit post |
^ I was talking about the general grape flavor, not Loko grape. Loko has all that Red Bull caffeine crap -- that's the cough syrup taste.
Also, the flavor is a bit more like muscadine than concord....
All I'm saying is that if you compare the taste of something like grape bubble gum or grape kool-aid to the flavor of commonly available commercial grapes, they are not even close...and most people know that. But if you compare it to a ripe muscadine, bam -- it's nearly the same flavor....and many people don't know that.
[Edited on August 4, 2010 at 2:07 AM. Reason : ] 8/4/2010 2:01:10 AM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
Just sold a wild blue.
Customer said "It got me pretty good. I liked it but I hated the inconsistency of it. It was very syrupy. It's good though. I'd buy it again." 8/4/2010 2:03:49 AM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
^^ oh ahhahahaha. yea i was wondering how a 4 loko could taste like a natural anything
i guess i don't hate grape jolly ranchers. but most grape i do not like.
but this spread, even if it is for 5 year olds, is yummy. and i usually hate grape jelly because it reminds me of sticky smelly little kids AND because jelly, in general, i usually find repulsive (consistency wise, i'd rather have preserves and shit with whole pieces of fruit and/or seeds in it):
since grape isn't my fav, i want to try the other flavors. even if the product is made for 5 year olds.
OK BACK TO FOUR LOKO...
[Edited on August 4, 2010 at 2:08 AM. Reason : .] 8/4/2010 2:06:17 AM |
indy All American 3624 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i usually hate grape jelly because it reminds me of sticky smelly little kids" |
Lol.... I'm the same way with apple juice. 8/4/2010 2:08:05 AM |
thegoodlife3 All American 39186 Posts user info edit post |
I am going to have my 2nd Four Loko experience this weekend
haven't decided which flavor yet though 8/4/2010 2:08:48 AM |
AndyMac All American 31922 Posts user info edit post |
Definitely lemonade and/or orange. 8/4/2010 2:28:52 AM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
I actually like the Wild Blue and have drank quite a fair bit of it.
Wouldn't drink more than a sip of the Cranberry Lemonade 4 Loko. Stuff STINKS. 8/4/2010 7:45:32 AM |
BIGcementpon Status Name 11318 Posts user info edit post |
four kinds of crazy, all throwed together 8/4/2010 10:34:15 PM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
^^ 8/4/2010 10:46:09 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
i have obligated myself to having a Four Loko night with smoothcrim the next time I take a day off work 8/5/2010 12:12:31 AM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
no runs for me, you guys have girly stomachs 8/5/2010 12:20:58 AM |
thegoodlife3 All American 39186 Posts user info edit post |
halfway through an orange
my favorite flavor so far 8/6/2010 6:55:35 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
I love the watermelon on ice 8/6/2010 7:07:10 PM |
m52ncsu Suspended 1606 Posts user info edit post |
just cracked open my first one of the night 8/6/2010 7:19:21 PM |
BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
Okay, so I guess I'm gonna nerd it up in here...
Ethanol is obviously processed entirely by the liver. I didn't know this until recently, but the same actually goes for fructose/high fructose corn syrup. So could there be some physiological effect of all that business (ethanol and fructose) hitting the liver at once. Maybe this could be the reason why the Four Lokos hangovers are so nasty?
I understand that people wanna get drunk quick for cheap...but there's got to be a better/healthier way...four shots of cheap vodka topped off with some Crystal Light lemonade knock-off? 8/6/2010 7:28:06 PM |
m52ncsu Suspended 1606 Posts user info edit post |
there are tons of healthier ways to get drunk, but they aren't going to be as fun as this sugary, caffeine infused disgustingness 8/6/2010 7:30:40 PM |
BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
HOW IS THIS FUN?!?!
To be clear, I personally know how this could be fun, but I don't understand all these normies coming out the closet like, "Yeah, I like to get super hammered on dirty malt beverages..."
Seriously, WTF, guys, you're supposed to be responsible and hold society together and pay my way and shit. 8/6/2010 7:41:56 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114240 Posts user info edit post |
seriously? really? 8/6/2010 7:43:08 PM |
BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
Seriously!!!
I live in a neighborhood with poor people who "get drunk" on 22 oz. of Bud Light.
Who is going to support them when college graduates are pounding giant cans of hypercaffeinated, hyperalcoholic bug juice? 8/6/2010 7:47:24 PM |
m52ncsu Suspended 1606 Posts user info edit post |
i actually tend to get less drunk when i start the night with this stuff. i think because it gets me "on that level" relatively quickly, for the rest of the night i'm barely spending money just sipping on beers and having a lot of fun. 8/6/2010 7:48:59 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
^^not it
[Edited on August 6, 2010 at 7:50 PM. Reason : .] 8/6/2010 7:49:57 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
also, I like th because its like a delicious candy alcohol that gives you a fun energetic drunk
and the hangovers not that bad because I can drink two of these and then two or three regular beers and call it a night, whereas usually its around 12 beers before I call it a night 8/6/2010 7:55:18 PM |
m52ncsu Suspended 1606 Posts user info edit post |
wait, you enjoy the taste? this shit is gross, i mean i like what it does, but is not tasty 8/6/2010 7:56:33 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
hell yes, I love it on ice, makes it taste worlds better for me
maybe I'm just weird though 8/6/2010 7:58:35 PM |
elkaybie All American 39626 Posts user info edit post |
I blame this thread for piquing my hubs' interest and he drinking ONE last night
He broke out in hives and is not having a good morning...and we're heading out today for a wedding
FUCKIN FOUR LOKOS!!!! 8/7/2010 8:06:40 AM |
indy All American 3624 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Seriously, WTF, guys, you're supposed to be responsible and hold society together and pay my way and shit." |
Quote : | "I live in a neighborhood with poor people ...Who is going to support them....?" |
What's this?!?!
BridgetSPK is [almost*] advocating for personal responsibility??!?! ....on my Wolf Web?!?!?
What's up Bridget? Why aren't you blaming the evil alcohol companies for making these "giant cans of hypercaffeinated, hyperalcoholic bug juice"? The otherwise responsible college "normies" can't resist it!
lol
[Edited on August 7, 2010 at 9:29 AM. Reason : *"personal responsibility" to her means making $ so that it can go to taxes... ]8/7/2010 9:25:05 AM |
smoothcrim Universal Magnetic! 18959 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i have obligated myself to having a Four Loko night with smoothcrim the next time I take a day off work " |
8/7/2010 9:52:57 AM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
four lokos and crazy fire? 8/7/2010 10:06:43 PM |
ncsuallday Sink the Flagship 9818 Posts user info edit post |
= suicide 8/7/2010 10:35:11 PM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
My roommate and I are getting ready to drink one before we go downtown. 8/7/2010 10:45:38 PM |
smoothcrim Universal Magnetic! 18959 Posts user info edit post |
hammerin four lokos and joose
missin LivinProof78
[Edited on August 8, 2010 at 1:49 AM. Reason : ^^^ OMG THAT SOUNDS FUCKING AWESOME] 8/8/2010 1:47:12 AM |
adam8778 All American 3095 Posts user info edit post |
i had a midday four loko today, it was awesome
have an appointment at a buddy's house tomorrow at lunch time for 4 lokos and pond fishing...... i need that shit 8/8/2010 1:51:25 AM |
The Dude All American 6502 Posts user info edit post |
my fiance who's in Med school hates when I drink these
she thinks alcohol + caffeine is terrible for the heart
What the fuck does she know? 8/8/2010 9:47:57 AM |
AstralAdvent All American 9999 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I love it on ice" |
lol you remove it from the can before you drink it?
I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.8/8/2010 9:52:29 AM |
smoothcrim Universal Magnetic! 18959 Posts user info edit post |
waking up from a night of loko is always some crazy shit. I think I have night terrors or something when I drink it. 8/8/2010 9:58:52 AM |
BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
I am about halfway through a Four Lokos of the cranberry lemonade variety.
I can now empirically claim that you all should be ashamed of yourselves. 8/8/2010 7:38:01 PM |
shmorri2 All American 10003 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | " cranberry lemonade variety" |
8/8/2010 7:38:30 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
lol
my grape loko is still in the fridge.
[Edited on August 8, 2010 at 7:40 PM. Reason : .] 8/8/2010 7:40:13 PM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
Does anyone actually like the cranberry lemonade kind? 8/8/2010 7:42:40 PM |
BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
I also got a few beers for after.
But, seriously, guys, am I gonna be able to get sleep tonight?
I'm afraid I've made a mistake. 8/8/2010 7:47:37 PM |
indy All American 3624 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "EVERYBODY'S
DOING
IT!" |
8/8/2010 7:52:00 PM |
BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
I wouldn't say everybody.
But the cool kids are definitely doing it. 8/8/2010 7:59:55 PM |