Only thing I have changed about myself in the last 3 years has been my physique...don't look quite as much like a junky...but I seemed to get more action when I was skinny
Thinking of starting up a heroin habit

9/17/2013 2:51:15 PM

Don't be fat, don't dress like an idiot, have a decent job, and have a little bit of confidence/humor. As long as you don't look like a troll you should be able to pull some decent tail and/or land a good girl. It's not rocket science.

9/17/2013 2:58:11 PM

9/17/2013 3:23:07 PM

Quote :

"I suppose I'm a fat lazy slob then."

most people can hook up with an unattractive person, so i assume you are trying to date someone who is attractive

so why do you think they would want to date someone who doesn't make at least some effort to be attractive?

that's selfish bro

9/17/2013 3:25:44 PM

I'm still laughing at the guy that suggested wearing ugly ass Doc Martens

I wonder where you even buy those things anymore

9/17/2013 3:57:50 PM

Maybe your nut sack needs to be tightened?

http://nymag.com/thecut/2013/06/ball-ironing-a-cosmetic-procedure-for-men.html

9/17/2013 3:59:51 PM

Quote :

"I'm still laughing at the guy that suggested wearing ugly ass Doc Martens I wonder where you even buy those things anymore"

what's the name of the shoe store that's always beside Spencer Gifts of the Food Court? I bet there.

9/17/2013 4:07:37 PM

hahahaha journeys? i think they had them back in the day

9/17/2013 4:09:12 PM

emory shops at journeys

9/17/2013 4:26:24 PM

Im pretty most the guys in this thread would not hang out together.

9/17/2013 7:18:07 PM

Quote :

"but I seemed to get more action when I was skinny"

no shit

9/17/2013 7:25:49 PM

this thread is a total shit show

9/17/2013 7:26:47 PM

It's was shit to begin with bro

9/17/2013 7:49:48 PM

Maybe try some nice jeans now that fall is coming.

9/17/2013 8:03:27 PM

[Edited on September 17, 2013 at 8:16 PM. Reason : I wear corduroys]

[Edited on September 17, 2013 at 8:16 PM. Reason : .]

9/17/2013 8:15:45 PM

there is some horrible advice being given in this thread

9/17/2013 9:01:07 PM

haha, I probably am the most permanently-single [non-virgin, non-CSC major, non Dungeons-and-Dragons playing] user on here. Hell, I'm probably more perma-single than most of them, too...and even I know that this thread is ridiculous.

Of course, my problem isn't that I wear jorts or clown shoes or something. I don't know what the problem is, but it's not that, and I don't really think that grey New Balances are the magic bullet that I've been missing all along!

9/17/2013 9:14:08 PM

Well in your case you are actively, willingly single. so, there's that...

9/18/2013 12:43:37 AM

Eh, not really. I mean, yeah, so long as no opportunities arise with anyone I really want to be seriously involved with, but I'd be all for having a girlfriend. It's just that I have no interest in settling, and so far, have never managed to land any of the handful of women I was seriously interested in—and if that keeps me single for another 33+ years, then so be it, but I'll have what I want or not at all.

[Edited on September 18, 2013 at 1:05 AM. Reason : ]

9/18/2013 12:54:36 AM

There are always games that can be played, but you'll always be happy with someone who appreciates you for who you are, even if you wear socks with sandals

9/18/2013 12:54:41 AM

^ prepare to be flamed by the fashion police itt

9/18/2013 1:05:01 AM

^^^

9/18/2013 1:31:50 AM

Quote :

"you for who you are"

Who you are changes. 10 years ago I was a slob who liked nothing better than mario kart and smoking all day. That's who I was, and I am not too surprised that most women didn't find those qualities appealing.

9/18/2013 9:41:07 AM

I don't know about you guys, but I prefer men who aggressively dole out fashion tips and make references to Benedict Cumberbatch.

9/18/2013 10:03:12 AM

^ likes gay dudes

9/18/2013 10:07:47 AM

gay dudes get all the womens

9/18/2013 10:10:56 AM

9/18/2013 10:12:58 AM

^^ so true

^ badass

9/18/2013 10:20:09 AM

why does that kid have blonde 5 oclock shadow?

9/18/2013 10:23:47 AM

same reason he has two belts

9/18/2013 10:25:51 AM

you know that kid had all of the cool toys growing up, even a power glove that he never used

9/18/2013 10:30:34 AM

for the record ive never worn socks with sandals

9/18/2013 10:44:37 AM

I regularly wear that combination on first dates.

9/18/2013 10:47:11 AM

9/18/2013 12:22:07 PM

Miley Cyrus wears Doc Martens

9/19/2013 11:49:06 AM

I think you need to dress like this... Dude's a fashion designer, so don't even bother arguing!

And remember, no underwear... and soon enough the ladies will be crawling up your legs to unleash the anaconda.

9/20/2013 2:28:23 PM

Thom Browne has too many letters in his name.

9/20/2013 4:30:50 PM

can we talk about the mom waistline trend? seriously ladies, wtf

9/20/2013 4:42:10 PM

I'm cool with it

9/20/2013 7:04:47 PM

Quote :

"gay dudes get all the womens"

I know it's so wrong but still...just...this song...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiNXjs3idgU

9/20/2013 7:14:44 PM

Quote :

"can we talk about the mom waistline trend? seriously ladies, wtf"

we'd rather do higher-waisted pants than have muffin tops

9/20/2013 8:13:06 PM

^^^^ Seriously, those look like complete hell

^ boo mom pants, boo muffin tops.

Skinny girls with low risers...mmmm.

9/20/2013 9:23:54 PM

ol Duke loves his spinners

9/20/2013 9:34:24 PM

I hate high rise pants. The never fit right on me, ever. Low rise is is the only option if you have larger hips and a small waist. Mom jeans are for women built like barrels.

9/20/2013 9:48:23 PM

I beg to differ. Low rise can create a false muffin top.

[Edited on September 20, 2013 at 9:52 PM. Reason : not that mom jeans are the answer]

9/20/2013 9:51:59 PM

Properly fitted low rise jeans do not muffin top, but mom jeans are guaranteed 100% uncomfortable for me.

9/20/2013 9:57:09 PM

they highlight that weird lower stomach pudgy area. do not like

9/20/2013 10:00:35 PM