god DAMN my cable box for being fucked up tonight, im trying to actaully USE the DVR here!!!!!!!!!!!

2/26/2006 10:08:47 PM

that show sucks anyways.

2/26/2006 10:09:32 PM

bite me

2/26/2006 10:13:16 PM

i dont give a fuck about your children being in the young ambassadors program, and if you have a problem with other people sending you pics, dont send THEM any and GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrr

2/26/2006 10:26:29 PM

so who wants to smoke and watch TMNT?

2/26/2006 10:58:48 PM

sleepy time

2/27/2006 12:29:45 AM

http://brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=391003

2/27/2006 12:30:14 AM

there's some shady sit going down in the dh hill lab

2/27/2006 12:30:59 AM

i'm not tired but i need to goto bed
this mess happened to me last week as well

2/27/2006 12:52:53 AM

SOOOOOO KISSS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'M SHIIIITFAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEEEEEEEEEED!

2/27/2006 12:54:12 AM

WOW talk about a praise the Lord hall-ah-looooyah moment

[Edited on February 27, 2006 at 12:56 AM. Reason : .]

2/27/2006 12:54:51 AM

since i'm taking tomorrow off work, i'm gonna try to fix my other computer tonight

2/27/2006 12:55:00 AM

what shady shit going on in dh hill lab, i wonder?

2/27/2006 12:55:09 AM

Virginia Tech women have the best asses hands down

there is no "white girl", they all climb the mountains to get to class

2/27/2006 12:55:41 AM

Every time I rise I see you falling
Can you find me space inside your bleeding heart
Every time I rise I see you falling
Can you find me space, find me space

2/27/2006 1:39:05 AM

wondering if i can get away with not doing any work this week too

2/27/2006 8:42:10 AM

wishing i felt better

2/27/2006 8:54:45 AM

is there no heat in this damn house? jesus christ

2/27/2006 8:55:13 AM

i think everywhere i've been in the last day had simply been chilly

2/27/2006 9:03:26 AM

this room is cold and about to be filled up with teenage hellians

2/27/2006 9:06:40 AM

i hope i can remember where i parked by the end of the day this time

2/27/2006 9:07:24 AM

I never thought of the day when i would turn away relationships like I did this year...

2/27/2006 9:30:02 AM

there are still over 10 months left

2/27/2006 9:33:50 AM

I meant overall this school year... I've become REALLY picky.

2/27/2006 9:35:07 AM

i feel you

[Edited on February 27, 2006 at 9:45 AM. Reason : .]

2/27/2006 9:36:09 AM

I am sooo hungry I wish I would have bought some bananas or oranges

2/27/2006 9:55:12 AM

i'm hungry too, ran 3 miles at the lake

[Edited on February 27, 2006 at 10:15 AM. Reason : and a mile on campus so far]

2/27/2006 10:15:28 AM

payday

Holla

2/27/2006 10:17:06 AM

my breathe smells like a thousand fags,

and when i'm drunk i dance like me dad

2/27/2006 10:23:34 AM

coffee

2/27/2006 10:29:40 AM

Quote :

"my breathe smells like a thousand fags"

i dont know whether to laugh or throw up

2/27/2006 10:31:29 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8JGKKYEDbE

the japanese are fucking insane

nsfw

2/27/2006 10:35:23 AM

mmm nicotine

2/27/2006 10:41:21 AM

i'm gonna live forever,

i'm gonna learn how to fly

2/27/2006 10:46:01 AM

mmm plain m&ms



"so the father walks in and starts fucking his wife...and then the kids take a huge dump on the floor and start sliding and rolling around in it...and then the mother starts blowing her son...and then the family dog comes out and starts doing the daughter...all the while the husband is licking up the shit on the floor......"

[Edited on February 27, 2006 at 11:01 AM. Reason : ]

2/27/2006 10:57:56 AM

DON'T LOOK BACK IN ANGER, I HEARD YOU SAY

^haha

[Edited on February 27, 2006 at 11:12 AM. Reason : sdfsd]

2/27/2006 11:03:31 AM

if you can write 3 page notes, then you can write a fuckin paragraph summary

2/27/2006 11:31:21 AM

then grandma and grandpa take the stage. the dad gets up and starts fucking his mom in the ass. grandpa starts doing the dog and the kids start doing each other. the mom then comes up and starts licking the dad's asshole while he's fucking grandma. then everyone stops and the dad, grandpa and son line up infront of the mom, daughter and grandma and starting doing the golden shower like the fountains at the bellagio in vegas. the dog is wiping his ass on the floor. then the men all take turns shitting in a bucket and grandma picks up the bucket and dumps the shit on herself and starts smearing it all over her body. daughter and son projectile vomit like at a gallagher show all over the first two rows which cause them to vomit...ya know, getting the audience involved

2/27/2006 11:36:23 AM

hahahaahahahahahaha

2/27/2006 11:54:02 AM

and the beauty of the act begins...now grandma is blowing grandpa and playing the tune of she'll be coming around the mountain with a kazzoo out of her asshole. junior is getting blown by dad who is getting blown by the daughter...mom is getting done by the dog. then everyone stops and the cum juices start flying...jizz everywhere...the girls are dripping with cum and the dog starts rolling around in all the juices that are now all over the stage.

holy shit...what is this act called?

THE ARISTOCRATS!

2/27/2006 11:59:18 AM

what a busy busy day...

2/27/2006 1:16:47 PM

I have got a situation.

I have a massive erection.

2/27/2006 1:21:07 PM

grrr my teeth hurt.. damn you dentist..

2/27/2006 1:23:46 PM

ali

2/27/2006 1:24:31 PM

ohh man I can't wait to go to the doctor at 2....

2/27/2006 1:26:08 PM

lunchtime

2/27/2006 1:34:39 PM

30 minutes til i gotta go back to work
i dont want to put these shoes back on, and i feel like there's something i'm missing.

2/27/2006 2:24:04 PM

almost time to get off

2/27/2006 2:52:45 PM

There's an Elvis movie on the marquee sign
We've all seen at least three times.
Everybody's broke, but Bobby's got a buck.
Put a dollar's worth of gas in his pick-up truck.

We're goin' ninety miles an hour down a dead-end road.
What's the hurry, son? Where you gonna goooo?
We're gonna howl at that moon, shoot out the light.
It's a small town. Saturday night.
It's a small town. Saturday night.

Lucy's got her lipstick on a little too bright.
Bobby's gettin drunk and lookin for a fight.
Liquor on his breath and trouble on his mind.
Lucy's just a kid along for the ride.

Got a six-pack of beer and a bottle of wine.
Gotta be bad just to have a good time.
They're gonna howl at that moon, shoot out the light.
It's a small town. Saturday night.
It's a small town. Saturday night.

Bobby told Lucy the world ain't round.
Drops off sharp at the edge of town.
Lucy, you know, the world must be flat
Cause when people leave town, they never come back.

They going ninety miles an hour 'til the city limit sign
Put the pedal to the metal 'fore they change their mind.
Howl at the moon. Shoot out the light
It's a small town. Saturday night
Howl at the moon. Shoot out the light.
It's a small town. Saturday night.
It's a small town. Saturday night.
It's a small town. Saturday night.

2/27/2006 3:08:11 PM

Looking at you through a misty moonlight,
Katy did sing like a symphony.
Porch swing swaying like a Tennessee lullaby,
Melody blowing through a willow tree.

What was I supposed to do,
Standing there looking at you?
Lonely boy far from home...

Maybe it was Memphis.
Maybe it was Southern summer nights.
Maybe it was you. Maybe it was me.
But it sure felt right.

Read about you in a Faulkner novel.
Met you once in a Williams' play.
Heard about you in a country love song.
Summer night beauty took my breath away.

What was I supposed to do,
Standing there looking at you?
Lonely boy far from home...

Maybe it was Memphis.
Maybe it was Southern summer nights.
Maybe it was you. Maybe it was me.
But it sure felt right.

Maybe it was Memphis.
Maybe it was Southern summer nights.
Maybe it was you. Maybe it was me.
But it sure felt right.

Every night now since I've been back home,
Lie awake drifting in my memory:
Think about you on my mama's front porch swing
Talking that way, so soft to me.

What was I s'posed to do,
Standing there looking at you?
Lonely boy far from home

Maybe it was Memphis.
Maybe it was Southern summer nights.
Maybe it was you. Maybe it was me.
But it sure felt right...

[Edited on February 27, 2006 at 3:43 PM. Reason : ]

2/27/2006 3:42:57 PM