bedtime

4/20/2008 4:29:17 AM

sweet dreams

4/20/2008 4:30:01 AM

u 2...i didnt bring any dirty whores home so i just get to cuddle with my doggie

4/20/2008 4:34:01 AM

yeah...i'm going to bed too



night

4/20/2008 4:37:40 AM

4/20/2008 4:38:24 AM

i kind of want to ask mike easley a question

4/20/2008 4:41:30 AM

i'm glad ive got solid people, but sometimes i just want to punch them for the stupid ass shit they say. fool you aint gotta be talkin, I know, man, I know.

4/20/2008 8:42:37 AM

I haven't gone down on a chic in 2 years. It's killing me inside.

4/20/2008 10:16:06 AM

Nobody has gone down on me in two years. It's killing me inside.

4/20/2008 10:17:37 AM

i had a dream last night...well...actually two...that involved me hooking up with a tdubber....

the first one was pretty harmless although i'm pretty sure we may have actually done it in the dream...but i know the dude is pretty upstanding and an alright (if not somewhat odd) guy so it didn't really bother me...

now the other dream is an entirely different story...

we didn't even get any further than random groping and making out and stuff....no clothes removed....no really dirty stuff...

but because of who it was i woke up crying...i was afraid my girly parts were going to turn green and rot off

[Edited on April 20, 2008 at 10:39 AM. Reason : asfd]

4/20/2008 10:36:55 AM

SCORE

4/20/2008 10:38:02 AM

^hey...one of the dreams did take place in Va....probably in Norfolk/Va. Beach the best I could tell...


unfortunately it was the second one

4/20/2008 10:40:01 AM

the first dream was about me


just sayin'...

4/20/2008 10:40:54 AM

yeah well i walked RIGHT into that one

4/20/2008 10:41:11 AM

my life has reached an all time low when i start dreaming about hooking up with internet people that i've never met

4/20/2008 10:42:46 AM

lower than the person who makes you think your cooch is gonna turn green and fall off?

i mean seriously have some perspective, at least your not that guy!

4/20/2008 10:44:07 AM

ahhh..TR00!

thanks for putting that in perspective for me

4/20/2008 10:44:56 AM

and i'm fully aware of the irony that guy #2 is me

4/20/2008 10:47:12 AM

hahahah....

you can rest easy....my subconscious doesn't consider you a sexual deviant

4/20/2008 10:49:02 AM

that was close.



ok, off to panera.

4/20/2008 10:49:23 AM

haha, but me on the otherhand

4/20/2008 10:56:36 AM

you probably shouldn't be having dreams with DNL in it.

4/20/2008 10:59:00 AM

4/20/2008 10:59:28 AM

4/20/2008 11:00:45 AM

4/20/2008 11:04:18 AM

There are no words for how much I <3 my BF

4/20/2008 11:17:23 AM

i think there are better ones than <3

4/20/2008 11:26:20 AM

loller

[Edited on April 20, 2008 at 11:28 AM. Reason : !]

4/20/2008 11:27:52 AM

face rape soon to follow

4/20/2008 1:11:44 PM

was I in the dream

4/20/2008 1:13:23 PM

haha...no

4/20/2008 1:35:22 PM

4/20/2008 1:48:00 PM

thats every night this week i've had a recurring theme to my dreams

4/20/2008 1:50:20 PM

i just held open my dogs mouth and hocked a loogie in it

4/20/2008 5:14:48 PM

i just bought the back to the future trilogy

4/20/2008 5:15:40 PM

dont want to study

4/20/2008 5:19:08 PM

^^^and you wonder why you don't get to eat vag...

4/20/2008 5:21:30 PM

cause i'm too busy spitting in my dogs mouth?

4/20/2008 5:22:49 PM

I just got out my topology book to look up "homeomorphism"

so I opened it up and looked in the index

and found myself looking for "homosexual"

4/20/2008 9:13:16 PM

the right choice was made

4/20/2008 10:07:10 PM

ahhhh

forgot ALL about that 6:18 flight tomorrow morning

fuckin a cocksucker I already put all my winter clothes away

4/20/2008 10:08:57 PM

Quote :

"i must confess... i really really really can't wait to get married "

4/20/2008 10:09:21 PM

Quote :

"cause i'm too busy spitting in my dogs mouth?"

hahahahaha

4/20/2008 10:13:17 PM

i wanted to fuck bridget jones in the bridget jones diary movie.... even if she was a fatty

[Edited on April 20, 2008 at 10:16 PM. Reason : v]

4/20/2008 10:14:31 PM

Quote :

"I want to be a skinny bitch"

4/20/2008 10:32:29 PM

i'm a complete idiot...

4/21/2008 3:27:44 AM

earlier today i thought my jacket of like 7 years was broken but it wasnt

4/21/2008 3:28:45 AM

why is it that when there are things you know you really really need to do or really really shouldn't do it's so hard to make yourself listen to...yourself

4/21/2008 3:38:28 AM

because its so much easier telling others how to live

4/21/2008 3:40:30 AM

haha that's not what i mean, lol

4/21/2008 3:44:13 AM