i would love a back massage now
that is pretty much the standard now adays though

3/4/2006 8:00:10 PM

is it bad to go to the same place three nights in a row?

3/4/2006 8:16:39 PM

no

3/4/2006 8:17:33 PM

if that's your way of asking if you can come over or not, you are more than welcome too

3/4/2006 8:17:40 PM

I am gonna finish reading two more journals on GnRH and then watch a movie... A chick flick whoo hoo

3/4/2006 8:17:47 PM

i need a jager bomb

i'm really tired

3/4/2006 8:35:47 PM

will my cake be done by the time the game comes on?

3/4/2006 8:43:47 PM

gg on calling me

3/4/2006 8:45:06 PM

I might make it two weeks without alcohol

3/4/2006 8:47:58 PM

looks like i shoulda gotten up with the guys from work about going out and watching the game with them tonight

3/4/2006 9:26:50 PM

me

3/4/2006 11:58:41 PM

I'm not tired

3/5/2006 12:03:43 AM

I should goto bed
but i'm just not tired

3/5/2006 1:41:09 AM

i am tired, just not willing to go to bed.

3/5/2006 2:18:19 AM

20 minute drives at 2 oclock after kicking a drunk friend out of the car is not fun...especially when you are tired from the low levels of alcohol you've consumed

3/5/2006 2:28:02 AM

YAY! the cutting edge is on tv! i havent seen this movie in FOREVER

3/5/2006 2:34:57 AM

CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE FRONT PAGE!!!?

3/5/2006 2:35:27 AM

being that its aftermidnight, it wouldn't be breaking with my diet to eat more since its really tomorrow... or maybe its some kind of limbo time where i don't have to count the calories for the 4th or the 5th

3/5/2006 2:37:49 AM

sorry, wasnt paying attention

3/5/2006 2:38:12 AM

i took over all the sections on unc's message board once

3/5/2006 2:39:03 AM

heh, the thrill is gone... i no longer want to take over the page... especially with flood control at an alltime high.

3/5/2006 2:40:24 AM

WELL, IT WAS ALL THAT I COULD DO TO KEEP FROM CRYIN'
SOMETIMES IT SEEMED SO USELESS TO REMAIN
BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO CALL ME DARLIN', DARLIN'
YOU NEVER EVEN CALL ME BY MY NAME

YOU DON'T HAVE TO CALL ME WAYLON JENNINGS
AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO CALL ME CHARLIE PRIDE
AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO CALL ME MERLE HAGGARD ANYMORE
EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE ON MY FIGHTIN' SIDE

AND I'LL HANG AROUND AS LONG AS YOU WILL LET ME
AND I NEVER MINDED STANDIN' IN THE RAIN
BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO CALL ME DARLIN', DARLIN'
YOU NEVER EVEN CALLED ME BY MY NAME

WELL, I'VE HEARD MY NAME A FEW TIMES IN YOUR PHONE BOOK (Hello, Hello)
AND I'VE SEEN IT ON SIGNS WHERE I'VE PLAYED
BUT THE ONLY TIME I KNOW I'LL HEAR "DAVID ALLAN COE"
IS WHEN JESUS HAS HIS FINAL JUDGMENT DAY

SO I'LL HANG AROUND AS LONG AS YOU WILL LET ME
AND I NEVER MINDED STANDIN' IN THE RAIN
BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO CALL ME DARLIN', DARLIN'
YOU NEVER EVEN CALLED ME BY MY NAME

SPOKEN:
WELL, A FRIEND OF MINE NAMED STEVE GOODMAN WROTE THAT SONG AND
HE TOLD ME IT WAS THE PERFECT COUNTRY & WESTERN SONG. I WROTE
HIM BACK A LETTER AND I TOLD HIM IT WAS NOT THE PERFECT COUNTRY
& WESTERN SONG BECAUSE HE HADN'T SAID ANYTHING AT ALL ABOUT MAMA,
OR TRAINS, OR TRUCKS, OR PRISON, OR GETTIN' DRUNK. WELL HE SAT
DOWN AND WROTE ANOTHER VERSE TO THE SONG AND HE SENT IT TO ME,
AND AFTER READING IT, I REALIZED THAT MY FRIEND HAD WRITTEN THE
PERFECT COUNTRY & WESTERN SONG. AND I FELT OBLIGED TO INCLUDE IT
ON THIS ALBUM. THE LAST VERSE GOES LIKE THIS HERE:

WELL, I WAS DRUNK THE DAY MY MOM GOT OUT OF PRISON
AND I WENT TO PICK HER UP IN THE RAIN
BUT BEFORE I COULD GET TO THE STATION IN MY PICKUP TRUCK
SHE GOT RUNNED OVER BY A DAMNED OLD TRAIN

AND I'LL HANG AROUND AS LONG AS YOU WILL LET ME
AND I NEVER MINDED STANDIN' IN THE RAIN
NO, A' YOU DON'T HAVE TO CALL ME DARLIN', DARLIN'
YOU NEVER EVEN CALL ME
WELL I WONDER WHY YOU DON'T CALL ME
WHY DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME BY MY NAME

3/5/2006 2:43:58 AM

http://www.myspace.com/quitbeinabitchandpillmeup

3/5/2006 3:10:20 AM

I can't believe i'm in the office on a freakin SUNDAY

3/5/2006 10:23:38 AM

I AM GOING TO DEVOUR A PILE OF CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES

3/5/2006 10:46:56 AM

i shoulda danced with that chick last night- i now find out from her friends that she (and her friends) thought I was cute

oh well- there is always next time

3/5/2006 11:34:44 AM

^pussy

3/5/2006 11:35:43 AM

3/5/2006 11:43:26 AM

3/5/2006 11:50:19 AM

^^^haha i was at hi5 and not nearly drunk enough to be dancin like the chicks wanted me to

[Edited on March 5, 2006 at 12:24 PM. Reason : ^]

3/5/2006 12:23:57 PM

i've seen you dance Brett

p.s. i'm horny

3/5/2006 12:29:27 PM

3/5/2006 12:30:03 PM

Brett, i wish i could give you that IM face i used to always give you that you got pissed off at

3/5/2006 12:54:53 PM

ooh yay The Princess Bride

3/5/2006 2:03:17 PM

you killed my father, prepare to die

3/5/2006 2:04:24 PM

this thread was a year old yesterday

3/5/2006 2:05:59 PM

have you ever seen a grown man naked?

3/5/2006 2:07:31 PM

have you ever been in a turkish prison?

3/5/2006 2:09:25 PM

do you like gladiator movies?

3/5/2006 2:10:08 PM

yes, yes, and yes

3/5/2006 2:10:38 PM

I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines

3/5/2006 2:12:34 PM

I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue

3/5/2006 2:13:19 PM

i am setting a goal of finishing this paper in the next 25 minutes

3/5/2006 2:13:20 PM

inconceivable

[Edited on March 5, 2006 at 2:13 PM. Reason : ]

3/5/2006 2:13:48 PM

how would i possibly say hi without seeming weird :-/

3/5/2006 2:23:15 PM

Fight Night Round 3 is getting on my nerves.

^ You gonna finish King Kong?

3/5/2006 2:23:52 PM

sure man

3/5/2006 2:24:52 PM

paper done - short of proof reading
this is with talking to the roomie for 5 minutes

3/5/2006 2:37:45 PM

i'm confused

3/5/2006 2:40:33 PM

i have a good feeling that my friend would pull me down the mountain if i told him my shins hurt too much to ski

3/5/2006 4:44:11 PM