Quote :

"There's an evil monkey in my closet."

12/28/2009 4:41:18 AM

confess to me my child

12/28/2009 10:19:42 AM

Quote :

"I didn't bring any sex toys with over Christmas. I used a bottle of moisturizer today to masturbate "

12/28/2009 10:37:30 AM

gross

12/28/2009 11:33:59 AM

Quote :

"Abe Lincoln was HOT! I LOVE looking at all the old pictures of him. "

12/28/2009 1:32:17 PM

Quote :

"i've been dreaming of a big black dick, so i thought it was appropriate to confess to you."

um... thanks?

[Edited on December 28, 2009 at 1:43 PM. Reason : ok i'm actually flatter ]

12/28/2009 1:39:27 PM

^^ ew what?

12/28/2009 1:45:41 PM

i don't see why abe wouldn't be good lookin. never really looked, nor would i be able to really tell... but i'm sure he was getting all kinds of ladies.

12/28/2009 1:49:18 PM

I'll take a few confessions

but only if they're lewd, and accompanied by pictures (face and recognizable tattoos or birthmarks excluded)

12/28/2009 1:53:25 PM

oh confession about big black dick....

here comes EMCE! lol

12/28/2009 1:55:07 PM

I came in here for the talk of Abe Lincoln, son

12/28/2009 1:55:55 PM

oh, ok.

noted

12/28/2009 2:02:40 PM

hey.. im here for confessions

12/28/2009 2:11:47 PM

Quote :

"I have now had sex dreams about every one of my wifes female friends, and most of her female relatives under 30. Is that normal? "

12/28/2009 3:18:27 PM

hit me

12/28/2009 3:20:43 PM

^^ yea i don't know if that's normal.....

12/28/2009 3:21:17 PM

i'd say it depends on how long he's been married

12/28/2009 3:21:47 PM

It's normal.

12/28/2009 9:54:19 PM

Quote :

"via confessions sent to my inbox, I know of a TWW couple that needs to have a serious, frank, and lengthy conversation about the sexual aspect of their relationship. It makes me "

12/28/2009 10:04:57 PM

confessions, please!

12/28/2009 10:14:03 PM

^^ that's one of the things that i've learned from previous relationships - being 100% honest about sexual preferences needs is so uber important

[Edited on December 28, 2009 at 10:14 PM. Reason : .]

12/28/2009 10:14:08 PM

...I was about to post how I cannot fathom being anything but. And then I remembered there's something I'm into that I hide from my husband. I mentioned it once in passing, and he didn't seem interested, and I'm deeply ashamed of it, so, I dropped it.

I jsut can't imagine doing that as a policy, rather than an exception.

I, too, am open for confessions. Please!

12/28/2009 10:19:40 PM

Quote :

"There is a girl who is into a socially unacceptable fantasy (on the receiving end) where I'd LOVE to participate in (being the giver). I don't have the balls to bring it up out of the blue, because we rarely talk, but I think she would be receptive to the offer."

12/28/2009 10:21:43 PM

new confessions please. thanks

12/28/2009 10:23:40 PM

Quote :

"teehee I'm corresponding with a voyeur "

Quote :

"My NYE celebrations may involve multiple girls "

12/28/2009 10:25:54 PM

i'm ultra bored and will hax some confessions

12/28/2009 10:26:22 PM

Quote :

"some girl that apparently went to my high school has just pm'd me I have no idea who she is so it's a bit creepy oh well "

12/28/2009 10:33:36 PM

Quote :

"my mom called me a fat ass in front of my entire family and I cried..... so my aunt gave me the coach bag she had originally bought for my mother win?"

i'm a guy so i cant judge win on this

chicks: did this person winz0r?

12/28/2009 10:40:18 PM

yup, she won

12/28/2009 10:40:48 PM

nice

also

Quote :

"i want to see your penis."

12/28/2009 10:42:12 PM

i'll take some confessions

or are y'all too chicken?

12/28/2009 10:42:48 PM

same

12/28/2009 10:43:11 PM

that is a for sure win

12/28/2009 10:43:25 PM

Quote :

"I just farted "

:yawn:

12/28/2009 10:44:30 PM

open for confessions.. and new years resolutions can be confessions i guess..

12/28/2009 10:47:53 PM

I'll take some confessions....

12/28/2009 10:53:45 PM

i'll take some confessions.

12/28/2009 10:58:36 PM

Quote :

"i'm a dude and i'm about to go on a shopping spree tomorrow cause i just found a clearance catalog from CCS ( a skate/surf wholesaler) "

12/28/2009 11:01:20 PM

Quote :

"i faked a tummy ache so i could bail on hangin with a girl. i just sat at home and read instead, to give you an idea how boring she is "

12/28/2009 11:04:24 PM

^To the person who sent that to sawahash: you're a spineless pussy, and I hope you're ashamed of yourself. If this weren't TWW, I'd try to dismiss it as BS.

You better grow a pair, because that's not something you can find on ebay.

12/28/2009 11:08:08 PM

I, too, will take confessions.

12/28/2009 11:09:20 PM

Quote :

"I was kind of a dick to my sister the whole time I was home for Christmas. Every time she asked me a question it annoyed the fuck out of me. Part of the problem is she asks a LOT of questions. A lot of it is asinine stuff I'd rather not answer or that she could figure out herself if she thought for two seconds. The other problem is I think she wants to move into my place. I bought a home earlier this year and it'd be far more convenient for her commute to live here than her current place. But I don't want her here. Besides the question thing, she talks way too much, she has terrible taste in men (which means drama potentially occurring at my house), and she just gets on my nerves. And I don't want her telling other family members about how I live my life. I've maintained some distance between my life in RDU and my family and I like it that way. On top of that, she just had a baby (whose dad is the epitome of her poor choices) and I don't feel like I should share the responsibility of caring for it that would inevitably land on my shoulders. Am I being selfish? A little, but I don't want to leave work and then stress out about all the BS I'm going have to put up with the moment I walk through my door at home. I wish hadn't been so mean though."

12/28/2009 11:09:39 PM

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"I was dating a girl for about 8 months and kissed another girl, she found out and we broke up this past april. no big deal. then I found out she was dating another guy soon afterwards. I proceeded to go on a month long drinking binge, and was totally depressed. turns out the guy was a football player "

12/28/2009 11:13:26 PM

^^Meh, part of the role older siblings play is withering looks for shit like stupid questions.

And about the house thing: It sounds like letting your little sister move in with you is a surefire way to destroy the positive parts of your relationship that might exist. Kinda hard to make a case for doing that.

[Edited on December 28, 2009 at 11:13 PM. Reason : sdf]

12/28/2009 11:13:29 PM

Quote :

"i have a friend who has such high standards i often wonder if they'll ever find someone. i want them to. they deserve it. "

[Edited on December 28, 2009 at 11:30 PM. Reason : ]

12/28/2009 11:14:45 PM

ahahaha awesome

Quote :

"no seriously, i really do wanna see your penis"

12/28/2009 11:16:09 PM

^ from a guy or a girl?

[Edited on December 28, 2009 at 11:18 PM. Reason : gg]

12/28/2009 11:17:48 PM

hha

pwnt by scubasteve

its a girl, but they were kidding

12/28/2009 11:22:15 PM

more confessions, please!

12/28/2009 11:23:09 PM

^^aww, it would have been AWESOME if hey really did!

12/28/2009 11:25:23 PM